Dusty Rhodes arrives at WWE Headquarters
 

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/dusty

He probably just got lost on his way to the 'pay winduh'.

What the fuck?

Just what i thought.

WWE obviously saw the gold Dusty made when he was booking TNA. Destination X, mmmmm pure genius!










God I felt dirty after typing that.

My initial reaction as well.

Hopefully they give him an on-air role, polka dots and all.

"AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN DREEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMM"

Tatanka, Marty, Hogan, The Dream! What the fuck?

Should I get out my Sega Master System, play Alex Kid and pretend its the late 80's too? What's going on!?

Vince had grown tired of success.

This is a pretty good way to inject a dose of poison into the WWE.

No offense to The Dream...but I dont want him on my tv anymore..

Maybe if I wouldnt of watched TNA I would want him on TV but after seeing him week after week on Impact I got tired of him....no more please...

WHY VINCE WHY!!!!!

I swear that Vince has a recycled bin for all his old angles, and randomly selects one idea from that bin every month for him to recreate.

He's just a common working hard with his hands
he's just a common man working hard for the man

Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm
Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm


If you are black or white
redneck funky that's alright
blew up on out of soul
call the man he's got his goal

Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm
Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm


Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm
Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm
Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm
Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm

Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm
A Dream , A Dream , A Dream
Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm
Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm
Hey He's Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm

:shifty:

"Lets get funky like a monkey! IF... YOU... WILL!"

Um, how about.... no!?

Never was a fan, never will be a fan.

things are just getting sadder by the day

Vince is trying to get as many wrestlers from TNA as he can because he sees TNA as a threat and wants it to go under, so he's stealing TNA's wrestler.

TNA a threat? What? You're so far off the pulse that the pulse is a dot on the horizon to you.

So why is he stealing DUSTY RHODES?

He's planning to put a little saddle on his back and ride him like a horsey.

You mean a piggy, right?

Johnny Ace: "Vince, what are we going to do now that Lesnar has walked away from the negotiating table?"

Vince: "We're going to bring in somebody bigger than Brock! We're going to bring in the American Dream Dusty Rhodes!!!"

Johnny Ace: "You're a genius, boss!"

Dusty was fired by TNA months back. And as a matter of fact, his booking/writing was hurting the product. So hiring Dusty to do anything except maybe be the company janitor would be good for TNA. So quiet, you.

People love nostalgia... that is until you see those actually returning. Some of these guys look like a mess. I mean, come on, Dusty Rhodes???! I guess the Nickelodeon writers need whatever they can to come up with a wrestling show, huh? Huh?

..I can't wait till next week when they bring back REEEEPOO MAN! :shifty:

If there was a thread yesterday where we could suggest who the WWE might want to bring back in the events of Tatanka's return on Monday, then someone suggesting that Dusty would return would have been met with cries of laughter.

But instead, it's for real.

To be fair to Dusty, even when he was young he was a mess. So its not like he fell out of shape.

Well, I know he's never been in shape. I'm saying in general of returning superstars.

Bollocks.

I think it's about the Hall of Fame. I had heard a while back that they wanted to induct Dusty and Bret next year, so that's probably all it is. I don't know, I don't think Dusty would be a bad color commentator, ala WCW.
He could go to SD and commentate, and Tazz and JR could do RAW.

Bret Hart
Dusty
Tatanka
Matt Striker
Brock Lesner

Hmm What's the connection? Why Vince, what are you thinking? Cos that's a fucking terrible stable

He did, however, fall into less shape.

What's the deal with fat people having talks with the WWE. Tatanka and now this fat fuck who is just awful and needs to go away.

Sad...

Hah. Round is a shape.

Dusty deserves a HOF spot. But commentary? Seriously, no.

Well, he's not really round.

He'd be like Jim Ross with a lisp.

"Tougher than a two dollar theak."

You know, WWE.com failed to report it, but I had a meeting with headquarters last week. They are considering me for a writing position since I wrote a comic book strip for my Middle School new paper...but then they found out I enjoyed wrestling and I was asked to leave.