Orton/Cena--Who is more over...
 

...With the gay community?

I mean, both have managed to outgay Shawn Michaels, which is damn impressive, considering his entrance in shiny baubles is only dwarved by a drag queen rendition of "I will survive."

But Cena and Orton are both clearly fagging it up. Just look at Orton...All he needs is Frosted hair, and he could be Ben Affleck's boyfriend. Cena, on the other hand, does looks like he's been treating his hair, but the Hitler Youth shit is probably gonna turn most people off. Both have that mid 20s, fag-obssessed-with-his-body look to them. Cena's bigger, Orton's more defined. One likes to pose in FLAGRANTLY gay fashion:

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While the other like jewelry (Probably also wears his mom's pantyhose):
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(Pic's too big, I'm too lazy to shrink it.)

Both have Gay theme music. Orton's ends almost every line with a word that rhymes with "gay," which is his code to the gay community. Cena's is hip-hop: Nuff said.

Cena wins on the gayer finisher. Dropping someon off your shoulders like that is like slapping someone in a catfight. "Girlfriend, please."

So...Who appeals more to the gay community. Discuss.

Hey there's nothing wrong with hip hop. Yeah orton is more over.

I'll ask them...

Chavo - "Hey guys..."
Gays - "Ooohhh Chavo"
Chavo - "Yes, very funny. Listen, Kane Knight wants to know who does it for you? Orton or Cena?"
Gays - "Well, honey, I'd have to say Loose Cannon"
Chavo - "Well, there you have it!"

It would be my bet that Randy Orton appeals more to the gay community. He has that I'm dangerous but clearly gay look written all over him.

John Cena has that Eminem wannabe look (just BIGGER built) and since a good amount of Eminem's songs require the killing of gays, or bashing them, I would say most gays would automatically assume John Cena is just like Eminem. Thus, initially turned off.

Elton John likes Eminem, and he's a raging pillow biter!

Gaydar.

I didn't say hip-hop was bad. Only that it's gay.

I would have to say Orton outgays Cena.

Cena has hip hop ad hip hop isn't gay. But Cena has all those other gay qualities about him. And his rhymes? Elton John cracks better rhymes than that. SO yeah Cena is pretty gay but Orton?

Oroton has the pose, the tattoos, the obsession with himself, he's like the spokesperson for gay magazine in WWE. I mean he moves like he had somethin jameed up his crack before each match he has. THen his finisher is gay lookin too. RKO. He knocks them out to have afterwards.

So yeah Orton seems to win this one.

The kids listening to the rap music which gives them the brain damage. With their hipping and their hopping. And they don't know what the jazz... is all about.

:lol:

True.

Tell us about the pudding pops...

Orton/Cena is a contest, but in the end Orton blows him... away :shifty:

Now Orton/Juvi or Orton/Brock? there is some real competition.

My girlfriend always says that she thinks that Randy Orton has "a small willy". She says she judges by the size of the buldge in this trunks.

She might have a point -

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/6...lt3ss043hw.jpg

JR: BAH GAWD ORTON WITH THE SMALL PACKAGE!

(Orton releases the pin, jumps out of the ring and attack JR)

Orton: IT WAS COLD OUT, DAMMIT!

Poke-mon? Poke-mon? With the Poke and the Mon and the thing that goes mwwwaaa mwwwwaaa mwwwaaa!

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Brock blows them all away, but not being on the roster currently...

so Juvi oils up, Oroton gets himself primed and Brock comes in and blows them all.

dang

I always thought Angle could be gay

I 100% belive brock at this current time is not with the WWE BTW

I hear he sucks.

:naughty:

Doesn't matter anyway. Until he's actually on TV, he doesn't count. And Juvi doesn't come close. Even to Cena.

i'm convinced kane knight is gay after this post
and i know you're gonna give me bad rep but i dont give a fuck anymore kane knight
after your lat rep when you called me a redneck mother fucker seems you backed off when i replied and called you a cock sucking yankee
i'm not afraid to come back at you like alot of the people here so fuck off fag

I'm not afraid either - Fuck you Kane Knight! :mad:

Viva la revolution!

That he does. It's all the shaven headness and the tight vest tops. I can just imagine Angle dressed in pink and in glo-paint dancing like a retard in a gay club, amazed at all the strobe lights and popping pills off another man's tongue.

:love:

O NOES! HE CALLED ME GAY, SAID HE WASN'T AFRAID OF ME, AND OMGOMGOMGOMG INSULTED ME!

I'm sorry your parents decided that a brother-sister coupling was acceptable, but you're a botched abortion.

And if it took you this long to figure out I'm a fag, you're DEFINITELY stupid. :lol:

fuck you Kane Knight!

viva la revolution!

:lol:

Screw You, whitey!

Orton is by far the gayest thing in the WWE right now.

He looks like the guys who run around West Hollywood who will occasionally bang a girl just to impress thier friends, but then on club night will hit the local fagateria wearing insanely tight jeans and a black mesh shirt. And then if they get outed, they'll claim they're not gay, because they were always the man when gaymansex time came around.

Also, Chavo Classic is my current favorite poster on TPWW, so I'm going to blindly follow his lead.

Fuck you Kane Knight. I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

you come on here kane knight and think it's fine if you say whatever the hell you want to about anybody and to anybody but when someone else does it you bitch them out well i'm sick of your shit and i'm tired of being mr.nice guy
i think it's about damn time more of us stood up to you asshole

Wow. And what are you going to do? Call me "faggot?" OOOOOOH. I'm so scared of a mentally retarded kid "standing up to" me on the internet...

Seriously. If you think you can "get to me" like I've obviously got to you, you're dumber than you look. :lol:

chill a bit man.

Good thing the doctor took too much off then, eh? ;)

Orton

DON'T LET HIM TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT!! The way KK treats the mentally challenged disgusts me. You have rights too. Dont let him laugh at you because you don't exactly use coherent sentences or proper spelling or complete thoughts in your posts. You have every right to post like you just got off the short bus. Even the retards deserve to talk about wrestling.

Lol at this thread.

A bit of advise BatistaBomb, Kane Knight gets this every week, and it normally ends with the n00b getting KKK'd. So hush down little one.