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http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/01.jpg "I am a real American Fight for the white against the dark man Secretly mocking Canadians Cashing my checks--France is next!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/02.jpg JR: BAH GAWD! Angle Viciously assaults Hogan's Grandfather. Lawler: That's not his grandfather, JR... JR: Bah. Gawd. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/03.jpg WWE punishment for being on the internet #147: Midair Depends change for Hogan http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/04.jpg I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of Canadians suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/05.jpg Shawn (Looking at Titantron) Wow, my ass is REALLY that big? --OR-- You might think Hogan is selling this move really well, but in reality, it's his kidney stones. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/06.jpg Jericho: I know, let's push Hurricane tonight! Bischoff: And then maybe on Smackdown, they can bring back Hassan and give him a title shot! Carlito: And then next week, we can put the title on a black man! *Laughter in Unison* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/07.jpg Where will you be when your deodorant gives out? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/08.jpg Hatorade: Is it in you? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/09.jpg As if to win Kane Knight's "Who's more over with the Gay Community?" Thread, Cena breaks out in a rendition of "I Want To Break Free." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/10.jpg LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, BEEEEEEEYOTCH! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/11.jpg Cena: SPIDER! GET IT OFF! Jericho: Hold still, silly. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/12.jpg Jericho: Did I get it? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/13.jpg Coming to a street corner near you. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/14.jpg "I can't believe I ate the whole thing...You really need to wash." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/17.jpg "Hey, this check says 'not valid in the US!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/21.jpg Edge finally notices the Tiger Balm Matt put in his jock strap. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/22.jpg The newest gimmick match--Sing the retard to sleep in a cell. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/23.jpg Romeo: Isn't this move dangerous? Antonio: It's this or job to Masters Romeo: No thanks, I choose life. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/24.jpg WWE Summerslam event #12: The faggot toss. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/25.jpg (Since I said it last night, anbd this is the only pic that has them both...) CATFIGHT! |
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Canadian fans:FUCK OFF!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/04.jpg (man explaining to his blind friend) Okay, Michaels has made a run-in, he's put him in the sharpshooter, still in the sharpshooter, everyone's looking at the ramp, stil in the sharpshooter, programs gone off air. Everyone's pissed. |
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Leyla's farting noises were just too funny... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/19.jpg Ashley: Damn, I have ALOT of voice mail messages. I wonder why... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/21.jpg Edge just saw that Lita was on the Titantron, sleeping with the entire male population of the Raw Roster except Matt Hardy, AT THE SAME TIME. Matt Hardy: (off screen) This new camera is awesome! |
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The Canadian fans were stunned. Never has someone of Hulk Hogan's stature pissed on their soil... This year... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/02.jpg Doc: OH NO THEY'VE FOUND ME! I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY'VE FOUND ME! RUN FOR IT KURT! Kurt: That joke has run it's... *Gunshot* Kurt: OH SHIT! HIDE ME! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/03.jpg Hogan: WEEEEEE! Kurt: I fucking hate Vince, I fucking hate Vince, I fucking hate Vince... Hogan: FASTER! FASTER! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/04.jpg The difference between a mark, smark, and a Canadian... Mark: BOOOO! YOU SUCK SHAWN! BOOOO! Canadian: THAT'S BRET'S MOVE, EH! YOU BASTARD! Smark: God damn it, Hogan needs to learn to take a Sharpshooter... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/05.jpg And here's Hulk Hogan's mother giving birth to him, proving once and for all that Hogan is just a big ass, old baby. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/06.jpg Bischoff: Maybe I could use some of that hair, ya big fur ball! Jericho: Good one, Eric! :rofl: Carlito: HAHAHAH - HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S NOT COOL! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/07.jpg Jericho was just one lesson away from mastering the self-inflicting Tarantula. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/08.jpg (Insert porn joke here.) http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/09.jpg Cena: AHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! WEEE! HAHAHA *WAP* Whoops... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/10.jpg JR: BAHGAWD REVERSED INVERTED UPSIDE DOWN UNPRITTIER! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/11.jpg *THWHACK* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/12.jpg Jericho: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO THE THRILLER DANCE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/13.jpg I see a ho. Oh, no. I see three! Three hos! Three smelly hos. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/14.jpg Coach: Raise your hand and giggle... AH! COACH DIDN'T SAY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/15.jpg Ashley: Note to self, never eat chili dogs before coming out to the ring. :$ http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/16.jpg Coach: This is for you! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/17.jpg Ashley: OH WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON IT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/18.jpg Ashley: I LOVE OVERSIZED PIECES OF CARDBOARD! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/19.jpg Ashley: GOTCHA AUSTIN! Hehehehehe... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/20.jpg Ashley does her best Hulk Hogan impression. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/21.jpg Edge: AHHHH! AHHHH! OH MY GOD! OW! SHIT! GET OFF! Lita: Ooo didn't wike dat? Edge: Is that... IS THAT A PIECE OF MY PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH! Lita: .... Umh oh... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/22.jpg Kurt: The one thing I love more than sweaty bestiality sex is fucking people who play retards... :naughty: Eugene (Out of character): DO I HAVE TO DO THIS!? Vince (off screen): Yes, babe, er, I mean Nick... :shifty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/23.jpg The Big Show saves the Heart Throbs from X Pac's sucking power. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/24.jpg Antonio: Mmm that's a sweet piece of ass... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/25.jpg Rob: SNAPE KILLS... Hurricane: DON'T SAY IT! I'M NOT ALL THE WAY THROUGH! Rob: DUM- Hurrican: NOOOOOO BITCH! YOU BITCH! |
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Kurt got really tired of the mega man series http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/17.jpg Ashley: Hey this check bounced! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/09.jpg Cena: ADRIAAAAAAAN! |
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Coach: Can the bitch, who gets more money than most of the roster despite having the square root of fuck all talent, please raise her hand? |
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Hogan: Be quiet! I'm trying to watch "Gremlins 2". Idiots! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/02.jpg Kurt: TAKE THIS, GUY FROM TEKKEN! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/04.jpg Ooooh! So THAT'S what the Sharpshooter looks like! :roll: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/06.jpg A scene from UPN's new sitcom.. before it gets cancelled and replace with one starring TTTHHHHEE GAMMMMMEE !! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/09.jpg Zangief: YOU BASTARD! THAT WAS MY MOVE! :mad: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/10.jpg Cena making a great appearance on the first ever Def Jam Ho-Down. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/11.jpg Jericho: WHY WON'T YOU OPEN, FOLD-OUT CHAIR! I WANNA SIT, DAMN IT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/12.jpg Jericho: Cena, mind if I take a seat? Those snow angels you're doing are fantastic. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/13.jpg Orton: Umm.. about the bags... IT WASN'T ME! :shifty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/15.jpg Assley: Random Pac-Man?? Wakka Wakka Wakka?? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/16.jpg Coach: ..What do you mean I can have this? I hosted this piece of shit! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/20.jpg The Tara Reid impression was near flawless. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/21.jpg Heh, silly Edge. He does the same thing when he sticks his head out of the car window. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/22.jpg Angle: Left hand, blue. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/25.jpg Conway: HEY, no more of this. Now, you wanna look presentable in your lil' green tie or not? Hurricane: But Maaaa.... -- OVER! -- |
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*POP* ANGLE: Oh, my God! Was that your hip? HOGAN: ...this is less fun than Fat Joe promised. |
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Carlito: "Oh, man. John, do you have ... leprosy? That's not cool." |
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Hogan: Okay...now where was I going again? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/02.jpg WWE's remake of Back To The Future failed when Kurt McFly pummelled Doc Hogan, who lost his crazy scientist wig. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/03.jpg Ref: Hey, look! I'm stuck between Hogan's legs! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/04.jpg HBK: Aaahhh! I'm stuck between Hogan's legs! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/05.jpg And in an ultimate "fuck-you" to the Montreal fans, HBK shits out a Hogan. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/06.jpg Bischoff: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!! Carlito: Heh. Jericho: Tee hee hee! No seriously, why did Burt Reynolds shave off his beard? Carlito: You got me, mang. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/07.jpg Cena: Hey, LOOK OVER THERE! [hits Jericho with arm] Jericho: Oof! Cena: Oh, sorry, thought that sign over there said "Waffles". http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/08.jpg HHH's spirit is still with us. He shows us by shitting all over Cena, bird-poop style. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/09.jpg Cena goes on a rampage after Y2J and Carlito break the Titantron. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/10.jpg Cena shows us his skill by simultaneously flipping Carlito and telling Stevie Richards to pull his finger. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/11.jpg HHH [complete with Godly light]: Hey! What's goin' on down there? Nobody's getting over with the crowd while I'm gone, are they? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/12.jpg Jericho: You serious? Ref: YES! It really works, just give me a minute and I will channel my katra through to John Cena and revive him... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/13.jpg We are now in Totally Useless Segment Hell (TUSH™) http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/14.jpg (What's-her-face) completely ruins Ashley's moment by making fart noises. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/15.jpg Where will YOU be when your Useless Diva returns? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/16.jpg Coach: No, that's NOT $250 with "lots of zeroes" after it... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/17.jpg Ashley: I won money? Like, WHERE?? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/18.jpg Stevie Richards tries to steal Ashley's check, but she's ready for him with a punch right to the nose. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/19.jpg Alas, Ashley only had one message: "New message...from...Terran Rich... received today...at...10:30...PM... GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV!!! beep" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/20.jpg Now point to your nose, Ashley...gooood... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/21.jpg Edge: NOOOO!! Not the X-Pac Sucking MACHINEANGRYFACEAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/22.jpg Kurt: No really, do I smell funny to you? How's my breath? ... Do you want to kiss me right now? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/23.jpg Finally, Big Show wins a match! LIKE NOBODY HAS EVER JOBBED TO HIS AWKWARDLY STUPID ASS!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/24.jpg Antonio: Wow. He really works out... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583636/25.jpg Hurricane: Ack! Get this gay guy OFF of me!! Who IS he?? |
argh I'd love to keep doing captions but my idea well ran dry in about Feb, so I took a break, might sttart doing them again. I think the same goes for gonmad, Corky, loopy ect. All the heavy hitters. :( Maybe we could start up the caption contest again?
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Santa: HO HO HO |
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Hogan: MIC? What the hell is that? :wtf: me at home: *marks out* |
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[Before the show] COACH: I don't know, Vince, I still think that the Heart Throbs can make a valuable addition to the tag team roster. I mean, their gimmick is great and their workrate is pretty good for two guys as young as they are. And, let's face it, WWE could use all the legit tag teams it can find! VINCE: Good point, Coach. Hey, is Big Show fighting anyone tonight? COACH: Don't think so. VINCE: Great! It's settled. Big Show cleanly pins the Heart Throbs after no-selling their entire offense. COACH: ................ |
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WWE:Fuck You Canada |
i know this is off topic for the captions but skippord got me thinking what if when raw goes back to the us next monday fans start a chant of fuck you canada
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OMG Good idea!@!! We'll show them!!!!
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Hot on the heels of Rob Schneider's RAW appearance, WWE continued to parade out the D-list celebrities when Gemini's Twin performed "America The Beautiful." |
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