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Destor 08-21-2005 06:51 PM

If you could eliminate Hogan how would you do it?
 
I would tie his wrist to his ankles and place a stick of dynamite up his ass while three midgets beat him in the face with a ball bat. Any other suggestions?

KayfabeMan 08-21-2005 06:55 PM

I would sign him to a contract, market him like crazy and become a multi-millionaire. That'd teach him good.

Destor 08-21-2005 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KayfabeMan
I would sign him to a contract, market him like crazy and become a multi-millionaire. That'd teach him good.

Thats a little harsh dont ya' think?

Favre4Ever 08-21-2005 06:58 PM

I'd make him leg drop everyone and get a million dollars. Then i'd pretend to be a whiny fan on internet messaging boards.

HeartBreakMan2k 08-21-2005 07:03 PM

I'd book him against some upstart (similar to how they did with Brock), have said upstart pretty much destroy him (similar to how they did with Brock), and never book him again.

Destor 08-21-2005 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by hulkamania320
I'd make him leg drop everyone and get a million dollars. Then i'd pretend to be a whiny fan on internet messaging boards.

Sorry, brother, but technically im not whining im comtemplating murder.

Kane Knight 08-21-2005 07:28 PM

I'd have him put over Cena (Think of the humiliation), then have him join Hassan's new stable of anti-American terrorists.

Kane Knight 08-21-2005 07:30 PM

If he survived a week, I'd probably push him again though.

Still as a muslim terrorst...

"Whatchoo gonna do, brother, when my Jihad-amania decapitates you?"

Destor 08-21-2005 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
I'd have him put over Cena (Think of the humiliation), then have him join Hassan's new stable of anti-American terrorists.

Awsome. Nuff said

Batsu 08-21-2005 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
I'd have him put over Cena (Think of the humiliation), then have him join Hassan's new stable of anti-American terrorists.

^^^^ Best idea yet.

Kane Knight 08-21-2005 07:42 PM

Don't forget to change his music to "Real Iranian"

KingofOldSchool 08-21-2005 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Don't forget to change his music to "Real Iranian"

When our caves come down and we praise to Allah.
I gotta declare Jihad, I can't help but bomb.
If you laugh at us, we'll bomb your town.
I gotta be a terriorst, I can't help but shout.
I am a Real Iranian,
Fight for the rights of Iranians.

Skippord 08-21-2005 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Don't forget to change his music to "Real Iranian"

Fight the womens rights

Loose Cannon 08-21-2005 09:35 PM

lol "eliminate"

who am I Magneto or something?

Disturbed316 08-21-2005 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
lol "eliminate"

who am I Magneto or something?

hahahaha

mike627 08-21-2005 09:47 PM

Have HBK do it.

JH 08-21-2005 11:32 PM

i'd cut his fucking head off lol

Loose Cannon 08-21-2005 11:36 PM

LOL that was hillarious

Schoenauer 08-22-2005 03:51 AM

Big Boot from Snitsky.

V 08-22-2005 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoadWarriorsLOD
i'd cut his fucking head off lol

LOL!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:


friggin dimwit :nono:

JH 08-22-2005 07:58 AM

well that would eliminate him now would'nt it lol

Hired Hitman 08-22-2005 08:28 AM

I would place him in an ironman match with Hardcore Holly.

Jason Cage 08-22-2005 08:36 AM

have him actually "wrestle" in a match.

JH 08-22-2005 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hired Hitman
I would place him in an ironman match with Hardcore Holly.

i bow before hired hitman

greatest idea ever

Tornado 08-22-2005 12:56 PM

I'd put him in legit match with Angle, and let Kurt take him to school.

Corkscrewed 08-22-2005 02:31 PM

I dunno... first thing that came to my mind was bullet to the head.

:-\

Savio 08-22-2005 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Don't forget to change his music to "Real Iranian"

When the buildings crash down and your trapt inside
Your not getting out and it won't help to hide
Your free country, it hurts my pride
I gotta declare Jihad I can't let it slide

I am a real Iranian,
Fight womens rights in pak-i-stan.
I am a real Iranian,
Fight womens rights- fight for your life!

Well I Jihad what I think is wrong
And derka derka very long.
I've got a bomb deep inside of me,
I'll touch the detonator and set me free!

I am a real Iranian,
Fight womens rights in pak-i-stan.
I am a real Iranian,
Fight womens rights- fight for your life!

[Repeat and fade]


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