Kane? Abyss?
 

Fryza's making a heel turn here.

yea, 2 different guys

Now THAT'S what I call a "mark remark".

There have also been 8 Undertakers

I have it on Good authority that this is not the real Kane, but rather the guy who used to play fake diesil. The original Kane was Dr Isaac Yankem, DDS.

It IS amazing though, in all seriousness, how much different Kane and Taker look these days.

Remember how at some point, it was supposedly not the real Warrior, but like, the real Warrior's son?

glen jacobs he was also the convtct nailz and in the uswa/jarret promotions he was the christmas creature along with being the first lord humongus when taker was the master of pain.(only thing diff was in the early promo videos it was dr d david schultz who was banned from wrestling for life due to the fact he piefaced a t.v. talkshow host.

that was a hogan dodge to push a young star the renegade hogan even said it was a ultimate swerve in the promos

Actually, Kevin Wacholz was Nailz.

there has been only 2 undertakers the one who was being controlled by the million dollar man and the one paul bearer brought back (the phoney one was a guy know as primetime brian lee and the real and current taker mark calloway)

Unless you count Marty Jannetty at the 1994 Royal Rumble.;)

ROFL fucking hell.

Not familiar with TPWW's brand of sarcasm are you?

Ummm no. Glenn Jacobs WAS NOT the first Lord Humongous, Mike Stark was. Glen Jacobs was never Lord Humongous although he did portray 2 similar characters; Unabom and Doomsday. These 2 gimmicks were pretty much the same only difference was he worked as Unabom first in Smoky Mountain Wrestling and he had blonde hair and then he went to USWA and changed his name to Doomsday and wore pretty much the same gear he just had dark hair. The ring attire was the same for both characters and was very similar to the Lord Humongous ring attire but he was never Lord Humongous. The only "big name" wrestler to ever portray Lord Humongous was Sid Vicious.

Good idea ;)

I don't recall seeing this, could you explain further?

When the Undertaker's "Resurrection" skit happened and he "Ascended to Heaven" by floating above the Titantron, the guy floating was Marty "when The Rockers were spilt I was shit out of luck" Jannetty.

Why.

The Fuck.

Don't.

I.

Remember.

That? :mad:

Indeed.

"It IS amazing though, in all seriousness, how much different Kane and Taker look these days."

Especially seeing as they are brothers. Or half brothers. Or something.

They're half-brothers in the storyline. And it worked until Kane de-masked. Ah well, maybe there was a significant enough genetic disparateness between both genetic donors to account for the highly remarkable discrepancy in facial feature appearance.

Er, um, huh? :eek:

You know, Devon and Ray don't look ANYTHING alike...

I mean, come on, they have extremely different facial features! I can't buy them as brothers.

Was Taker or Kane's mum ever mentioned in the early days of thier feud?

It could have added another deminsion to thier feud. But knowing Vince it would turn out to be mae young or Sable.

Yes, Undertaker's mother is Kane's mother and Paul Bearer is his father. I believe that the fact that Undertaker's mother is also Kane's was made before Kane even debuted.

It wasn't until a few months after he debuted that it was revealed that Bearer was Kane's father and that he, for lack of a better term, fucked the Undertaker's mother.

HA! I remember that now - that was hilarious. For some reason green smoke was coming from the casket. Did the Undertaker have a really bad Vindaloo the night before?

"Was Taker or Kane's mum ever mentioned in the early days of thier feud?"

Yes, Paul Bearer called Taker's mother a "dirty whore". And I believe Kane once chokeslamed Taker on the ramp through the casket containing the mother, that they had dug up. I know, I hate Russo too. They only thing Bearer and Kane had in common was that their hair was naturally ginger..

Russo? What's their excuse for the Katie Vick thing then?

the uNdertaker in the coffin last week on SD! was played by a guy names John Bradley

It's part of the Russo overflow that they accumulated over the years. There's an entire stock room at the WWE headquarters filled with rejected Vince Russo ideas, and they're finally making use of them.

:shifty:

Wow. I thought that was a wax model. That Bradley guy is a real Dead Ringer

We regret to inform you that John Bradley has been released. We wish him the best in his future endeavours

The explanation here is simple...was is a wax figure...was it John Bradley? The answer = have any of you seen House of Wax?

Oh, I have no problem saying that the Katie Vick storyline was the work of the retards on the WWE "creative" team.

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the first lord humongous was in fact SID VICIOUS

i've got sid's shoot interview

glen jacobs debuted in uswa and then went to smw

HAs anybody here read Kane's "biography"? I want to get a hold of it just to see how the hell they make sense of all of it.

I thought the original kane was a guy from smokey mountain wrestling named the Christmas Creature? :-\\

:p

Kane has always been the same guy for the past 8 years. Glen/Glenn Jacobs.

Abyss has never worked for WWE/WWF as Kane or any other masked wrestler for that matter. Or at all, as far as I know.

Period!

With authority! lol