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PureHatred 08-23-2005 12:22 AM

I want everyone to remember something....
 
..no matter what happens over the next few weeks, no matter how many times he cuts a promo which seems even the tiniest bit entertaining, no matte rhow much heat he starts to get (even though he spent months getting zero rection form the crowd), no matter if this feud pays off with a match that is halfway decent (mainly because he'll get carried like his life depends on it )....

no matter what....

Chris Masters still sucks.

Destor 08-23-2005 12:24 AM

I've liked the guy from day one. (im just asking to catch shit)

UmbrellaCorporation 08-23-2005 12:24 AM

Agreed!

Shadow 08-23-2005 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by PureHatred
..no matter what happens over the next few weeks, no matter how many times he cuts a promo which seems even the tiniest bit entertaining, no matte rhow much heat he starts to get (even though he spent months getting zero rection form the crowd), no matter if this feud pays off with a match that is halfway decent (mainly because he'll get carried like his life depends on it )....

no matter what....

Chris Masters still sucks.

Have I given rep to you yet? I should.

Mr. Nerfect 08-23-2005 01:01 AM

I don't despise Chris Masters, but they have done absolutely nothing with him since he debuted. They seem high on the guy, though, so it should be interesting to see where this goes.

RGWhat316 08-23-2005 01:21 AM

Masters does indeed still suck. He just doesn't really impress me too much.

AJHayes 08-23-2005 01:25 AM

Truer words have never been said.

Corkscrewed 08-23-2005 01:28 AM

I'll just watch HBK and tape a picture of Bret Hart on the TV over where Master's head will prolly be.

Actually, that'd be pretty entertaining.

Schoenauer 08-23-2005 01:49 AM

Masters = Lex Luger 2?

ThruTheWire 08-23-2005 02:45 AM

The Torture Rack > The Masterlock

Joey Slugs 08-23-2005 03:38 AM

I don't care if Masters ripped of his "roid suit" and revealed himself to be a 100% healthy Bret Hart... he will ALWAYS suck.

High Impact v.W.o 08-23-2005 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SeventyTimes7
I don't care if Masters ripped of his "roid suit" and revealed himself to be a 100% healthy Owen Hart.

Now that would = ratings

Sepholio 08-23-2005 03:53 AM

Maybe HBK will break the masterlock finally. Either that, or someone unexpected comes in for the save, be it HHH, Hogan, or Bret even.

Joey Slugs 08-23-2005 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by High Impact v.W.o
Now that would = ratings

Welcome to TPWW. Don't be a fucking dick with the Owen jokes asshole.

High Impact v.W.o 08-23-2005 04:02 AM

No matter how bad the joke is, it would still bring in good ratings.

oh and :wave:

Joey Slugs 08-23-2005 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by High Impact v.W.o
No matter how bad the joke is, it would still bring in good ratings.

:nono:

High Impact v.W.o 08-23-2005 04:09 AM

It would

Joey Slugs 08-23-2005 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by High Impact v.W.o
It would

There are no ratings for a dead man. So just cut it out already. Just bash Masters.

High Impact v.W.o 08-23-2005 04:12 AM

good plan

What Would Kevin Do? 08-23-2005 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SeventyTimes7
There are no ratings for a dead man. So just cut it out already. Just bash Masters.

Not to be a dick, but I have to disagree... I think if someone everyone thought was dead for years showed up on live tv, the ratings would be huge.

RP 08-23-2005 05:04 AM

To this day Owen is still a better wrestler then half of the WWE roster.

RP 08-23-2005 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by What Would Kevin Do?
Not to be a dick, but I have to disagree... I think if someone everyone thought was dead for years showed up on live tv, the ratings would be huge.


Like everytime Jake Roberts makes an appearence somwhere.

LK 08-23-2005 08:40 AM

I like how the WWE clearly has no faith in him as he hasn't got one appearance on a PPV.

Innovator 08-23-2005 09:00 AM

Masters is nothing special. He's supposed to have a million dollar body yet guys on the next segment have as good a body as him

Shaggy 08-23-2005 10:36 AM

I dont hate the guy....but I dont really care for him either. He hasnt done much to impress me...besides breaking Richards nose...but that pissed me off more than making me impressed

Loose Cannon 08-23-2005 10:37 AM

the guy is a terrible promo. He has this goofy voice that makes him sound like a retard. Like some muscle bound retard from the gym.

Anybody Thrilla 08-23-2005 10:41 AM

You guys are pretty ridiculous, really. That promo with Masters and HBK last night was fairly excellent, and you can't say that it was ALL Shawn Michaels. Masters held his own in there, and honestly, he's never really been awful on the stick.

His character is a meathead hot shot who thinks he's the shit, though he's really proven nothing. I think it's a GREAT heel character, and I think he plays it well.

You guys almost criticize so much sometimes that it hinders your enjoyment of the product.

Kane Knight 08-23-2005 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
the guy is a terrible promo. He has this goofy voice that makes him sound like a retard. Like some muscle bound retard from the gym.

More or less the problem.

"Derrrrr...I am the Masterpiece. I is errrr....Good-er than you is. Guuuuhhh...Watch me pose like a retarded shaved ape!"

Kane Knight 08-23-2005 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla
You guys are pretty ridiculous, really. That promo with Masters and HBK last night was fairly excellent, and you can't say that it was ALL Shawn Michaels.

Like Eddie can pull a 5 star match out of a bowl of pudding, Michaels can pull a 5 star promo out of primordial ooze.

In other words:

"you can't say that it was ALL Shawn Michaels."

It was ALL Shawn Michaels. Michaels could have been in the ring with any dumbass, poked fun at him, and it would have been GOLD.

I'm sorry you're such a fanboy, but honestly, Michaels pulled it off. Masters did not.

PureHatred 08-23-2005 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
the guy is a terrible promo. He has this goofy voice that makes him sound like a retard. Like some muscle bound retard from the gym.


PureHatred 08-23-2005 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kane Knight
It was ALL Shawn Michaels. Michaels could have been in the ring with any dumbass, poked fun at him, and it would have been GOLD.

I'm sorry you're such a fanboy, but honestly, Michaels pulled it off. Masters did not.


PureHatred 08-23-2005 12:48 PM

If he's such a great heel character then why is it that he's been getting nothing but looks of boredom for weeks one end. The fans don't even boo, they just get up and take a piss break during his segments.

He was hand delivered one of the easiest heel gimmicks in all of wreslting: arrogant bully. He did nothing with it.

He was picking nobodies out of the audience and beating them up, and he was still getting no reaction.

He was taking potshots at whatever city Raw was being held in - again, easy heat - and still, nothing.

He has no promo skills whatsoever. And that's just the beginning: This isn't about not liking the product or just complaining for complaining's sake; and I'm usually a proponent of talent being in the eye of the beholder or whatever, but Masters just has no business whatsoever being in a ring on national TV. Even ignoring his danger to others, he's bad. Everything he does is stiff and awkward. He even made Shelton Benjamin look bad in their match. I've been to backyard wrestling matches where people were more fluid.

If you take away his look, Chris masters has absolutely nothing to offer as a performer. Nothing.

Kane Knight 08-23-2005 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PureHatred
If he's such a great heel character then why is it that he's been getting nothing but looks of boredom for weeks one end. The fans don't even boo, they just get up and take a piss break during his segments.

He was hand delivered one of the easiest heel gimmicks in all of wreslting: arrogant bully. He did nothing with it.

He was picking nobodies out of the audience and beating them up, and he was still getting no reaction.

He was taking potshots at whatever city Raw was being held in - again, easy heat - and still, nothing.

He has no promo skills whatsoever. And that's just the beginning: This isn't about not liking the product or just complaining for complaining's sake; and I'm usually a proponent of talent being in the eye of the beholder or whatever, but Masters just has no business whatsoever being in a ring on national TV. Even ignoring his danger to others, he's bad. Everything he does is stiff and awkward. He even made Shelton Benjamin look bad in their match. I've been to backyard wrestling matches where people were more fluid.

If you take away his look, Chris masters has absolutely nothing to offer as a performer. Nothing.

:love:

And yeah, complaining about Masters is not about how bad the product is. I'm pleased with the overall product, and Michaels just went up another 4 notches in my estimation for being able to pull out of that train wreck.

The whole put up or shut up is more for retards who complain that the product sucks, but support it. Not for people who have problems with a specific wrestler. Not everyoe in the WWE is good, and you don't have to like everyone to like the WWE. There are some REALLY shitty wrestlers...

...And Masters is the best example. He can't pull off arrogant, he can't get much of a crowd reaction most of the time (A tree stump could insult the likes of Hogan and Michaels and get a strong heel reaction, so no shock there). He's dead weight, and his greatest accomplishment so far in the WWE is being reckless enough to injurt other wrestlers.

So basically, he's Goldberg lite!

Destor 08-23-2005 01:49 PM

Injuring Stevie Richards got Stevie back on TV (even if was only for a little while.) So props to Masters.

Loose Cannon 08-23-2005 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla
You guys are pretty ridiculous, really. That promo with Masters and HBK last night was fairly excellent, and you can't say that it was ALL Shawn Michaels. Masters held his own in there, and honestly, he's never really been awful on the stick.

His character is a meathead hot shot who thinks he's the shit, though he's really proven nothing. I think it's a GREAT heel character, and I think he plays it well.

You guys almost criticize so much sometimes that it hinders your enjoyment of the product.

:wtf: I criticize crap. Even my freinds who aren't internet "smarks" or whatever turn the channel on this guy. He's still getting a less then warm reception (and I don't mean heel heat) from the crowd even after the push he has gotten. Nobody cares about him or his Masterlock Challenge. It's that simple. I mean Orton got the same push kind of, but at least Orton cut decent promos and put on decent matches in the beginning. This guy is just beyond digraceful.

Loose Cannon 08-23-2005 02:02 PM

I actually liked Masters for a little while, especially when he did that thing with Flair. I'm almost always a mark for the young arrogant heels. But this guy's preformance really killed my liking for him and I was trying hard to not hate him too.

Anybody Thrilla 08-23-2005 02:45 PM

That's cool, but Masters is still the man, so whatever.

Evil Vito 08-23-2005 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SeventyTimes7
I don't care if Masters ripped of his "roid suit" and revealed himself to be a 100% healthy Bret Hart... he will ALWAYS suck.

:lol:

Kane Knight 08-23-2005 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla
That's cool, but Masters is still the man, so whatever.

Right. Sucking like a Hoover makes you the man.

gotcha.

Destor 08-23-2005 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Right. Sucking like a Hoover makes you the man.

gotcha.

If your a male whore then, yes it does.


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