So how exactly ARE Booker and his "woman" the first couple of Smackdown?
 

I must know this.

Jamie Noble and blind girl, err nidia 0_o

was that even jamie noble =\

By first couple, they meant Man and Monkey couple.

That makes sense

Because JBL and Orlando's relationship is illegal in almost every state.

BURRRRRN!

how many actual married couples have they had on the show since the roster split?

:lol:

Yeah, I know (Well, Jacky and Haas), but "First couple" usually implies they are in some way important.

She was never his "on screen" wife as well was she?

They said that they were engaged, then they threw Dawn Marie into the mix, then they took time off to get married, then Charlie got fired.

So, no. But we knew she was about to be.

Al Wilson and Dawn Marie. :shifty:

I didn't know about him and Jackie until I read his reaction to getting fired. Fucked up.

Head > Dawn


*EDIT*
Damn you for typing Al Snow first :lol:

I didn't even know she was a nitro girl until about 5 minutes ago.

Her name makes me think of toilet paper. :|

I quite often do the whole Charmin ad when I see her. "Cha Cha Cha!"

She was a Nitro girl? I thought they had to be, like, hot or something.

BLARG! QUOTAS! [/"Red State" American]

Yep. st0rm. I was just looking on obsessedwithwrestling and somehow landed in the Nitro Girls section. :shifty:

DAMN AFFIRMATIVE ACTION!

Because MNM is a Threesome

And thus, only legal in Utah and the Bible.

Because you touch yourself at night






:shifty:




AGHHHH NOOO GET THAT RED DOT AWAY FROM ME KK PLEEEAASE NOOOOOOOOOOO

He has night terrors

Does anybody even want to see the "First Couple of..." on a wrestling show? Smell the ratings.

First couple of what? :?:

Macho Man and Miss Elizabeth were the first couple of the WWF.

Macho MAn--A sure cure for a hardon. :shudder:

Special cause theyre the first black couple possibly? :shifty:

WWE fucked up. They signed bookers wife to a contract and then Kurt angle got traded. So in order for the Divine Brown look-a-like to forfill her contractual obligations they worked up this angle. (this information was all made up)