Wrestlers epitaphs on their graves. (another useless topic by me. :)
 

What would their tombstones say?

Triple H: I was the Game, and I am that damn dead!

Ric Flair: Whoooooooo!!! (like a ghost)

Undertaker: OLD'D

Lita: Pissed off Edge

Edge: Pissed on Lita

Kane: Finally Back Home

Ahmed Johnson: Met Some Aliens, Said Something About Their Mamas

Booker T: They Dug It, Suckaaaa!!!

Chris Benoit: 4Real 4Ever!!! or Buried Alive: They didn't hear him TAPPPPP!!!

Kurt Angle: Look, I died with a broken neck!

Eugene: No, you didn't.

Hulk Hogan: Beloved husband, brother, a father, brother, and a brother, brother.

"Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels: Died of a Heart Attack

Bret Hart: Screwed To Death

Muhammed Hassan: Beloved Friend and- AAAIAIAIAIAIYAYAYAYALAAAAAAA

Rob Conway: I Did It...The Coooooooon Waaaaaayy................


:-\

Batista: I HATE Bullies.... :nono:

:rofl:

Carlito: Dats not cool.

Matt: When I lived for the moment, there ain't no, ain't no life in me.

Hogan: Had to be buried upside down, because even in death, he STILL refuses to lay on his back.

Oh man, I can come up with these all night.

Shawn Micheals: He didn't believe

Rhyno: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE....d

Raven: Quote the Raven NEVERMORE

Goldberg: He was next

Matt Hardy(Again..): Okay, I lied.

:shifty:

Steve Austin: Stone Cold.....:shifty:

Rock: Hard :shifty:

Undertaker: Dead Man Walking (No really).

HEre lies the rock in a 3' grave. We tried to dig 6'deep, but we hit Rock Bottom.

Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show

Stay in da ground--There's a Hurricane coming through.

Here lies Kurt Angle, now proudly making Satan Tap out.

(Or, on a heel turn)

Here lies Kurt Angle, now proudly making Jesus Tap out.

Kevin Nash: Heart failed while picking up a phone call
Shelton: Apparently, GOD could stop him.
Owen: Enough was enough, it was time for a change. (don't kill me!)
Bret: Here lies Bret. 1957-1997
Cena: That truck couldn't see him.
Triple H: Even God isn't going over in this one.

Here lies Stacy Keibler: As horny 12 year olds have hoped for all their lives--Flat on her back, and unable to say no.

Triple H: I buried all of the others.

Kurt Angle: I died with a broken freakin' neck!

Here lies HHH: Dead and buried, but enoug habout his competition.

DAMN YOU! You beat me to it!

HEre lies Shawn Michaels: He found Jesus, and cashed in on him.

Here lie the New Age Outlaws: Wait, what were their neames again?

Here lies Shawn Watlman: Died of a crushed pelvis during snoo snoo.

Lita: Botched life
Michael Cole: MODIFIED LIFE! LIFE! LIFE!
Maria: What's that? teehee
Matt: had sex with lita
Edge: had sex with lita
Kane: had sex with lita
Essa Rios: had sex with lita
Paul Heyman: had sex with lita

Here lies Edge: Apparently JEsus hates Alter Bridge, too.

Here lies Matt Hardy, killed in a cruel Twist of Fate.

(Lame, I know).

Here lies Daivari, died in a fatal camel stampede.

Kane: Here I Cum, Katie.

JBL: "I AM WRESTLING GOD"

Daivari: jdifhdsgdsshalomMOAHAMMAD

Here lies Jim Ross: BAGAWDDEATHBBQSAUCEBELOVEDSTUNNAFATHERLOVERAUSTINSOB

Vince : He's Got No Chance in Hell

Vince: God, YOU'RE FIRED!
Kanyon: Apparently, the bullet was better than Kanyon.

Snitsky: It was..my fault.

:lol::lol:

Mick Foley: Ok Maybe Foley Is Not God

Hear lyes LEetah: Lest ruhmember here is she lifed.