Where are they going with Cena any way?(spoiler?)
 

When you "top star" or champion is using rehashed Rick Stiener one-liner catch phrases and his bits are as original as pb&j for lunch, maybe it is time to change his direction slightly.

You can't change his direction now when he is the most over guy in the company,

acutally steiner took that off scott hall lol

all jokes aside i'm a huge cena fan and legend is right he is the most over guy in the entire company and right now vince is riding his coat tails and enjoying the money

Yeah, Cean's stuff is so repetitiious and predictable its like they're booking his segments with EWR.

Can't wait next week for <1 vs 1 ANGLE> "CHALLENGER FLOORS CHAMPION WITH BELT"

Hopefully one of the writers will let the bookers know that "John Cena's act is getting a little stale" and somebody can hit the "Prepare to Turn" button ASAP.

That's assuming the writers watch the product.

Naw. They just need to read the results screen.

Bring back B2!

Yea.

...and while you're down there - make me a sandwich

EWR joke. See..in the game there's a screen where you meet with the writers and whenever you should change the guys gimmick or turn him, they say "So and so's act getting a little stale."

God, how did you not get that reference????:rant: :wtf:


Also, they could change Cena's gimmick to Angry Minority. :shifty:

EWR=Shadow cares not for it?

Also...Why the fuck are you refing an obscure game like EWR anyways? Are you retarded? I bet you're retarded.

Obscure?

Hey, you hear about that small wrestling promotion, the WWE?

Well I've never heard of EWR so...........

The what?

Linda McMahon said that we have been losing money every month for a while now, but I'm still doing an average job, to bad I'm going to quit and form my own promotion, the wCw...

LOL @ EWR references.

Talking With The Head Writer

Boogeyman's current gimmick is not really working.
Jillian Hall's current gimmick is not really working.
Jim Ross' terrible announcing is killing his heat.
Scotty 2 Hotty's current gimmick has been killing his heat since 2002.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Thanks for continuing to pay me anyway.
Our #1 babyface is John Cena.
Our #2 babyface is Batista.
Our #3 babyface is Shawn Michaels.
Our #4 babyface is The Undertaker.
Our #5 babyface is Chris Benoit.
Our #1 heel is Kurt Angle.
Our #2 heel is Eddie Guerrero.
Our #3 heel is John Bradshaw Layfield.
Our #4 heel is Carlito.
Our #5 heel is Triple H. Yeah, I know I'm fired.

Tell Me About Possible Gimmicks

Can someone get me a copy of EWR it got deleted off my comp when I rebooted...

It's too soon since his last turn.

I'm interested in getting another copy too. I think you have to pay for it now though. :(

he's going into a two month job-fest with Triple H after he comes back, just like everyone else on raw, until HBK sides with Cena (who wins title back from Trips), and then HBK turns - new clique forms, and Cena gets his Austin-esque place forever.

or cena dies, which i'd vote for.

He will beat Angle, but then Bischoff will announce the return of HHH as he continues to try and get someone to beat Cena and take that title from him,and then HHH will be the man to do it.I reckon it'll be Cena V HHH at the next PPV and SS.

And by the next PPV I mean after the one where he is facing Angle, which i cant remember the name of at the moment.