Just got home from a RAW houseshow.
 

Yea. I nearly got assaulted for being the only person cheering for Kurt Angle (and yelling that John Cena is a punk ass bitch :D) Anyway, our place holds about 1,500. We didn't sell out. Mainly because the only ads running were on RAW and on the country radio station.

I was sitting in a bleacher section that was a great view of the ring (it would have been the perfect seats for a football game).

After the show we went to Outback (where my sister works) and Snitsky was at the bar (and spilled his drink). Chris Masters and Carlito were eating together. Lita and Trish were eating together and I got to meet them and get their autographs. Trish is awesome. I told her that we need her back because she carries the Women's division and she said "What? There is a Women's Division?!?!" She also told me to keep on watching when she is on because she doesn't want to end up like all the other talented women wrestlers. :love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love:

Tonight, I realised that I would be such a great fucking lackey heel. For example, when every body was chanting You Suck during Kurt's entrance, I kept on telling them to be quiet or respect the wrestling god that is Kurt Angle. I bowed down when he came out. He got on the turnbuckle and I bowed down and he acknoweledged me!!! :love::love::love::love::love: Then when Cena got on the turnbuckles, I flipped him off and his stupid ass smile went away for awhile until the 12 year old girls gave him the "Jeff Hardy Pop". I also got a lot of heat during Conway/ Eugene match because I kept on making "Nick, you are above this..." and "Do it the Con Way BABY!!!" lines.

Anyway, I don't remember much but I can do the usual results and pops.

The show opened with "Dr. Death" Steve Williams coming out to a nice pop.

Hurricane/Rosey def. Cade/Murdock to retain World Tag Team Titles
??? (Imagine that Macho Man & Gene Snitsky had a baby) def. Mike Mizanin
Chris Masters def. Viscera
Rob Conway def. Eugene
Carlito's Cabana w/ Candice & Kerwin (they talked shit about Shelton and SB came out)
Shelton Benjamin def. Kerwin White
Trish Stratus/Ashley def. Torrie Wilson/Victoria
Big Show def. Gene Snitsky
Edge def. Matt Hardy (they fought throughout the arena and got back in the ring where Edge knocked the fuck outta Hardy with the briefcase)
John Cena def. Tyson Tomko/Kurt Angle to retain WWE Title (Started out one-on-one until Tomko interfered and Cena fought him and demanded it become a 2-on-1 handicap match)

Top 5 Pops

1. John Cena (however myself and the 5 black people there were not all that excited)
2. Big Show
3. Trish Stratus
4. Eugene
5. Tie: Hurricane/Matt Hardy

Top 5 Heel Heat

1. Kurt Angle
2. Edge
3. Carlito
4. Cade & Murdoch
5. Tie: Me & Rob Conway

OH god... this cements that Trish is the perfect woman.. hands down...:love:

I know. She has charisma, talent, a "smark" sense of humor, and she is fucking hott.

Hahaha the Snitsky thing is such an easy joke waitin to happen.

You should have asked her if she has puppies in her chest. Then asked her if you could touch them, and do it without waiting for her to respond...

Crazy Asians.

I'm not Asian though. Corky lives in California remember?

So I guess this pretty much confirms that Trish is returning as a face.

I hate people trying to ruin everyones fun by being smarks at live events, its so annoying.

I wasn't being a "smark" (Other than the Nick Dinsmore things). I was pretty much being with the crowd on everyone, except Conway/Eugene and Angle/Cena matches and the people sitting around me were loving me when I tried to start a "We Want Snow" chant.

Even though they probably thought I was trying to say we wanted "snow" as in snow from a cloud, not as in "Al Snow" snow.

I hate people being retarded about "being smarks." I suppose Batista's pops when he was a heel were the entire smarky audience popping for him, or Cena turning face, or Orton turning face...

Sorry, this is fucking retarded, when there are a large number of people who have been turned face or heel by fan reaction. It's not being "smarky," it's people cheering who they like and booing who they don't.

There's "being a mark" and "being a moron." You're in the latter.

LMAO

Awesome.

If I wanted to be a smark at the show, I would have yelled "Cena, TRY MAKING LOOK LIKE YOU HIT HIM!"

"5. Tie: Me & Rob Conway"

:p well done.

We are in the south, so anybody who wears "queer gear" gets a shitload of heat.

Stacey's much hotter than Trish.
 

I'd take her and Michelle McCool on over Trish and Lita any day of the week.

lol nice one James

and lol Outback. There is a Country Time joke around here somewhere.

That would be a tough one. Stacy plays to the ped crowd, but Lita's just FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY.

I'd fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck lita.

:'(

We know.

Jalapeño would fucking fuck it (if it has a vagina, anus, or navel). :shifty:

You forgot belly button

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Awesome stuff. So yeah... this makes Trish the perfect woman. Hot. Hard working. Funny. Nice to fans.

Trish rules.

Agreed.

LOL, I had a similar experience at the DC armory a year ago. Me and my friend were two of the few white ppl there and the main event was JBL v Eddie v Booker T. Needless to say we stuck it to Eddie and Booker and cheered our asses off for JBL. Unfortunately, my friend was shot by a rabid Booker T fan.....

That aint right redoneja, that aint right.

lol

1500 people and not a sellout. wtf? where were these matches held?

A small pissant town, at the fairgrounds. The main problem was that nobody knew. They only had the occasional ad during RAW and radio ads on the country station. Most of the people around here listen to rap or rock.