So Matt Will not Die...
 

According to his shirt.

Death Waits for No Man, according to Taker's shirt.

So is Matt a woman, or is there some sort of "Roster split" protection?

lol
both?

I've always wondered what was up between him and Shannon Moore.

Til they came to Massachusetts last week and made it legal. Then I was confused. Now it all makes sense.

Death waits for no man.

In other words, Death got impatient and gave up on Matt.

Or, alternatively, Death's on Smackdown! and can't make the miles.

Wait....I thought Jeff was the girl....I'm confused...high..a.nd just to tired to give a fuck.

Yet still more coherent than the WWE creative team.

Yeah, I tend to do that...isn't it amazing??

Everyone tends to do that, so I'm going to have to say no. Incoherence is a pre-req to be hired by the WWE.

Damn, so I geuss I'll have to stop making Sense, if I ever wanna work for them......not!

Nah, knowing Vince, I think you have another window for hiring oppertunities...

Oh Yes, if I want to dye my hair blond, get a boob Job (Not that I need one) And call my Self um.....oh jeeze I can't think of a Good Girly girl name...um...Ann.

Fuck I'm so tired I'm editing my spelling Mistakes now. Heh

A. Unless your name is Stacey, your boobs have to be bigger than your head, and denser than your brain, no exceptions.

b. Ann? Come on.

C. I was actually implying something else, along the lines of bukkake.

a. I'm half asleep and starring at the TV when I'm supposed to be working on a report for school,

B. Ann's the best I can come up with...see above reason...um...Adrianna hows that?

C. What? Uh..WHAT??

A. That has nothing to do with head/brain to tit ratio.

B. Eh.... Eh...... Reminds me of Rocky in an offbeat, I just woke up from sleeping for 2 hours at work way.

C. You know, Bukkake? Bleh, to sum it up, I hope you like dicks, and facials...

I should really go back to sleep. Fucking customer woke me up.

Fuck, if you would have responded D-E-F, and I would have responded G-H-I, then we'd already be on J-K-L... Shit, you dropped the ball.

D: Sorry, well sense my boobs are already to big, Why would I want a Boob job.

E: Its better then ANN Though isnt it?

F: Um, okay....oh back on Topic...I thought Jeff was agirl...or is it Shannon....

There Ball not dropped just fumbeled!

G: Eh, I suppose your boobs have a nice shape and size to them. Unfortunately, I don't think they're big enough to not a 5 year old unconcious.

H: You know, I don't know.

I: Shannon is the girl, Jeff is just a faggot. Matt is Emo, and should have realized it's down the road, not across the street... Edge is a pimp, and Lita is a whore.

J: What ya wanna bet one of us fucks up the order of the alphabet if this keeps up?

K: Okay okay fine I'll get a Boob Job yeesh! :Roll:

L: Me neither..what was this one about again?

M: Gotcha, Shannon's a girl whose fucking Jeff and Matt and possibly edge and Lita to..not to sure on that one.

N: I bet I won't you will but I know my ABC's Right Jeff?

O: Eh, do what ya want. You getting a boob job doesn't really affect me, therefore I don't care... On an unrelated note, my girlfriend needs bigger boobs.

P: You just made baby Jesus cry.

Q: Wait, can Shannon and Lita proper fuck?

R: Who the fuck is Jeff? And you may know your ABC's, but do you know your AABBCC's?

S: Bigger boobs would make my Boyfreind happy maybe..

T: I did how? I didn't kill a Kitten did I?

U: Two words Strap On. Lita Dom...

V: That was a Crack on Jeff Hardy. And no No I don't know my AABBCC's.

W: You know what else would make your boyfriend happy? Tea bagging.... THink about it....

X: No no no, you don't kill kittens, kittens kill people silly... Jsut ask Four Urban College Kids

Y: Damn, that sounds sort of hot. Just replace Shannon with someone like Trish, or me, and that'll work.... God I'm fucked in the head.

Z: You made baby Mitch Hedburg cry. Did you know that he tried to get something out of a vending machine, and it was HH, so he pushed H twice? What a genius.... I wish he wasn't dead :(

Now I know my ABC's! LMAO! Scarey thing is he's mentioned it... My Kitten is a Skitzo he's Evil! EVIL I TELL YOU!!! Hehehe, Shadow is going to kill me for the Shannon Ribs. But yeah...sure its hot if you say so, Who and what? Okay! Works for me...I have to go, I have class in two hours LMAO!! I didn't finnish my paper either.

Bukkake for justice!!!!!

Also, by not knowing who Mitch Hedburg is, you just made TripleA cry... Seriously, he's weeping like a bitch with a skinned knee right now because you just pissed on the memory of Mitch.... I'm sad too now....

Great, now everyone is sad..

Thanks a lot Tits McGee.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to What Would Kevin Do? again.


And Now I'm going away! Night!!

So matt won't die, poor him an eternity of jobbing ahead.

Nah, he'll be fired by December.... Then he'll have an eternity of working at Taco Bell... Of course he'll probably lose that job when he fucks up an order, and claims to his boss that it wasn't his fault, but a cruel twist of fate... Of course the fucked up order involves a girl who dumped him, and sperm in a taco... He never would have been caught, but he ran home and told everyone on the internet about it.

Ahahahaha, he'll live through 1000001 blow jobs to Vince.

Oh and hey WWKD

You know, I broke down how long it would take ti post 100,000,000,000 messages, but I'm not breaking down how long it'll take to give Vince 1000001 blowjobs, because quite frankly, I don't want to think about it.

What's up?

Not much

My guess would be that he'll have to go for a bit after Vince dies.

Dude, what did I tell you... I don't want think about cocks. Lita with a strap on is okay, but Vince is creepy and old and male...

K, lita and trish V Stacy and Victoria in a nude lesbian winner is the first team to make the oppositian cum match. Visagra is allowed.

Alas, it's WWE...

Meaning HHH will win.

Remember when Stephanie was hot?

yes....thankfully

I can just imagine the match from before.

*Stacy with a kick to Lita, wait a long blonde haired woman is running down to the ring, she knocks out stacey...1...2..3.

Wait thats no female thats.......HHH

HHH: the gamaaaaaa is backaaaaaaaa*

Dear God, are those bitch tits, or implants?

You know who was hot.... Daffney.

:shifty:

Real.......Moobs

At first I had no idea what you were talking about.... Then I'm like "Shit, he's replying to the HHH part, not the Daffney part....