What Would Your "VS. Screen" Look Like?
 

You know that graphic that they bring up to hype the upcoming match..where HBK does that little "I accidentally punched myself and now I'm smiling aren't I charming?" bit or where Kenendy does his "You want a fresh one?" thing....

It sort of looks like the Versus screen in games like Street Fighter or Tekken or something....

If you were a wrestler, what would yours be?

I'd stand as still as possible and try to make it look like its a picture.

:shifty:

I would moon the camera

Ken Kennedy and Kerwin White have the best screens EVER!

Anyway, I'd probably try o get a smudge off the camera or something. I can look pretty intense, though, so maybe I'd try something like that so people go "Wow, that guy looks unstable."

I'd turn and raise my arm like I'm bout to smack the other person, then turn around and face the camera, give it a quick cocky smile then raise an eyebrow

I'd punch the camera, so my half of the screen would be destroyed. Coolness.

I'd hop up and down holding up my balls, Pedro Cerrano_style

I would do the robot

sleep on my arms

my second one would have me pull some hot chick in the picture. I wrap my arm around her and she kisses me and I give a cocky smile.

I'd walk onto the screen, trip and fall, slowly get up with my back to the camera, somehow look confused as to why I cannot find the camera, realize it's behind me, turn around, and pretend everything is cool.

DR HOBO!!! :love:

ANYWAY:

I'd scratch my head and shrug. Dan Hibiki_style

I'd get on the ground and hold up my boot so all that see is my arm and my boot.

Smoking a fat one.

I'd shake my head and chuckle, as if to say "What the fuck are you people doing?", maybe a little Bret Hart-style shrug then fold my arms, still smiling cockily.

Me falling down

I'd do the 'going downstairs to the basement' bit

I would adjust my wrist tape then half way though I will look over at my opponent still adjusting my wrist tape, then look center, tilt my face down, then shake my head to a slow "No no" i.e. :nono: while punching my palm , then look up at the camera holding my fist in my palm with an angry look on my face.

turn to opponent and raise the double-middle finger

I'd take a bite of a huge sandwich and then drink a delicious soft drink and rake in the endorsement cash.

I'd be urinating on my opponent, or do the old school pretend to be kissing someone, thn turn round and be like everythings cool.

:lol:

I'd have a delicious Subway meatball 6 inch sub with the freshest veg and warm, home baked bread. It's so satisfying, I wouldn't let anyone wrestle it away from me

LOL

Mine would start with a side view of me with my hand in my trunks, head tilted back, eyes closed, jerking furiously, then, I'd notice the camera, and the screen would stop ony my surpirsed face staring in disbelief at the camera, with hand still in tights.

I'd appear from the top of the screen, upside down and confused looking.

I'd paste my static head onto a ref's body. Surely that hasn't been done before.

Spread my cheeks and brown eye the audience.

Mine would be me dressed up as a custodian sweeping the floors with a broom and then I just run off screen.



:shifty: