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Ultimately caption this, please!
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Here we see Warrior holding this young queer hostage with his invisible gun and knife.
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Warrior: For this is my last conquest for you are my last intilectual for i am going to the mothership and they will beam me up to the heavens and i will soar away
Fan: Huh? Warrior: Warriya aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh |
What an ugly tie.
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http://www.ringsidefest.com/images/warrior1.jpg
Fan: (thinking) All I have to do is just smile, act like I'm happy to be here, and don't look him in the eye... Dear god, Don't let me look this nutjob in the eye!... What's going on... The pain... the pain... the pain... DESTRUICITYUNDEBEATABLEQUEERINGDONTMAKETHEWORLDWORKULTIMATEWARRIORWALKINGTHROUGHTHESTREETSOFPARTSUNK NOWN Ultimate Warrior: ...And that is how you do a Mental Beatdown. |
I am the warrior I conquer over everything and anything especially queers. I am the ultimate warrior!
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15 minutes after being freed from his 17 day lecture by the Ultimate Warrior, this poor young man killed himself.
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[QUOTE=Jaton]http://www.ringsidefest.com/images/warrior1.jpg
Warrior: Jim... Hellwig... ......... HELLWIG Kid: uhm, don't you mean ":rant: ARARHAHRHARHRHARHARHAHRAHARHRA!!!! *snort*" Warrior: that was implied, queer. |
http://www.ringsidefest.com/images/warrior1.jpg
Warrior: See everyone? I'm not so bad. Look at me taking pictures with this fan. See? I hope that puts an end to these stupid rumo... Fan: Wow, I just want to thank you for... Warrior: SIMPLETON!! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT THE WARRIOR UNDER THE BLUE MOON'S ETERNAL FOG OF IMPLICATIVE JUSTICE! YOU WILL NOW PAY THE BEGGAR'S ETERNAL FEE OF DEATH UNDER THE LIGHT OF A THOUSANDS HAUNTING NEON SUNS! *Gorilla Press Slam* |
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[QUOTE=Jaton]http://obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic...batista/12.jpg
Vince: and we'll test Cena's gimmick on someone else first. Dave: then how come I look like IRS? Vince: Dave, do you want a title shot? Dave: ... yes Vince: then shut the hell the up, and toss on the "bling" my "homie". Dave: ... v_v |
It's wierd seeing Batista without hair.....and the Warrior looks like crap
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Nice cap. :)
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batista thinks : do i look like Kurt Angle Ver.2?
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http://www.ringsidefest.com/images/warrior1.jpg
Warrior: I BE STROKIN'! I STROKE IT TO THE EAST... I STROKE IT... To... the... west...... They're taking our picture, aren't they? 'Friend': Yes, babe... Warrior: Oh... umm... GET AWAY FROM ME QUEER! STOP IT WITH YOUR QUEER MIND TRICKS! I AM NOT GOING TO STROKE YOU! (Back at home.) 'Friend': Reeeeal smooth... Warrior: OH SHUT UP, TODD! I need a latte... |
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*J.R randomly pops up*
J.R: BAHGAWD! LOW BLOW! STUNNER! BBQ! TOOTHPASTE J.R::shifty: |
toothpaste?
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