Idea for The Matt, Lita Edge thing ;)
 

Its a simple idea - one the creative team shoulda come up with.

GET JERRY SPRINGER to do a segment in the ring! it would be gold. Let Jerry bring his body guard, steve, along too. The fight would break out - security would seperate them a few times -and then jerry would take off his shirt and reveal a referee shirt underneath saying " well we can't resolve this Springer Style lets try WWE style"

Then Springer and Lawler could feud to see who gets to use the Jerry name.

And then all credibility this feud ever had would be flushed out of the window.:n:

this feud = credible? -

Maybe Lawler could tart the interview.. but he woldnt be able to keep it going..then we hear the "JERRY" chant (over the comms a la wCw) and out walks Mr springer.

I said....:n:

Worst. Idea. Ever.

aah cmon.. (feelings hurt)... I think I just lost my smile..

Cheer up. You and Shawn can look for your respective smiles together.

but i wont job to hulk.. :( Vince was holding shawn's smile hostage until he jobbed.

(lol remember the days when shawn michaels would not job to anyone..he used to take finishing move after finishing move but still kick out..)

That never happened. Shawn is a good christian that does what's right for business. :shifty:

shawn michaels would rather be in Chyna than do the right thing.

Great! Then we can get Maury Povich to make everyone take DNA tests to see who's the real father. And then they can send them to boot camp under Sgt. Slaugther to shape up so that when they come back they're changed kids who will never misbehave or join a gang again.

The Oprah can interview Lita and talk about how she's empowering girls all over the world to break their necks!!!

***MARKS THE FUCK OUT***

shows oprah how to botch an off the top rope move..lol