I love how nothing in wrestling can happen in a civilized manner (spoiler)
 

For example, they can't just let JR retire and bring a new guy in, no, they have to "fire him" and kick him square in the nuts.

Same goes with hair cuts. I guarantee Carlito will want to get a hair cut some time down the line. But before he can, he will lose a match to someone, and probably get kick in the nuts as well.

I wonder if that's how Vince does business

Scene: office at Titan Towers

USA network executive: "Just sign here Mr McMahon and Raw will be shown on USA network again."
Vince: "Excellent..."
*signs contract*
Executive: "That's brilliant. Let me be the first to welcome you, and the WWE, back to the USA network."
Vince: "Thanks, I'm glad we could come to an arrangement, and let me say.... TAKE THIS!"

*Kicks executive in nuts and runs out of office*

I love the fact that WWE must be the onyl company in the world where your're allowed to physically assault your employees.

It wasn't that bad. Linda botched the nut shot anyways.

Linda botches everything, just look at Stephanie.

Ouch.

LMAO

I like Stephanie. Her boobs make my willy hard

Fine, if you like Steph, look at the human wonderball, Shane. He didn't even get one word with Stone Cold.

LMAO

seriously though
steph is hot as hell

Because Shane doesn't need to get in a word for us to know how cool he really is.

I was gonna point out Linda botching the stunner last week, but BDC's comment was funnier.

Triple H can't lose a title in a civilized manner, and on the rare occasion that he does, he goes into hiding for a few months hoping that the ratings plummet and gets an endorsement deal with Wendy's.

He got lucky this time :nono: