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DON VITO ROCKS!!

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:lol:

Seriously Don Vito cracks me up the man deserves to have his own Tv Show.

He takes so much abuse and torture and he still manages to make me pi$$ myself laughing week in and week out.

"NOOOO BUUUHBUUUUUUH NOOOOOO! STUPID SHOOOOW STUPID BUUUUGUUGGGUHHHHH WOOAH BAM!" :lol:

I like Viva La Bam and i think its a damn shame it going to be finishing soon here in the UK. Tis a sad moment for me :(

I actually prefer it to Jacka$$ or anyother prank show like Dirty Sanchez.

Anyone have any thoughts on the big man?

Quote:

"She tuwalla tounge. We chucktuckelie tounged eachother."

"You guys need a racky statue!"

"Cabo wabo!"

"Best Germany ever!"

"Fine, the pink tie, 'cause it's his show!"

"You're stuck in Paris with Don Vito, April, it's the best anniversary ever!"

"Itza tuh tuh tuh tuh TEH italian Pizza!"

"YOYO! YO YOU CANNOT WALK ON THE GRASS! WHADDYA DOIN', YOU CRAZY! You crazy like, yo! "Do not walk on the grass!" Yo!"

"Bam whudayu... duh...know geography all of a sudden?"

"It's the Leaning Tower of Pizza!"

store owner: "How good are you with boobs?"
vito: "C+"
bam: "HA! C+!"

"You're a pop."

"I'm taking this for my kanish."

"Bam your allways being distructive your allways have to do something bad gabbafreer geeesse im so sick of it"

"Bam from now on im gonna call you destructo because you allways go and do this crazy shit with ure buddies ure a bunch a dumb asses"

Bam: "Vito, where are we?"
Vito: "Monaco, Bam."
Bam: "And what are you wearing?"
Vito: "The spaghetti suit from Italy."

"Italy's shaped like a boot for a reason... So they can stick it up your ass."

Phil: "How's this suit?"
Don Vito: "It's not PHAT enough."

"Amma distrub my saletee giving you costumers satisfaction so I'm ready to go!"

"This is the stupidest spin game ever."

"arababa abacus!!!"

"Geflato! There's one uggum my ass!!

:lol: Comedy genius.. thats all i have to say. :y:

<font color=white>Sure Don Vito is funny but Phil owns him</font>

Quote:

"If Elvis was alive, we'd get something from Elvis,...but he's dead..."

There's a Phil quote for you. :lol:

The only person i dont find funny on Viva La Bam is Rake Yohn - but he's hardly ever on Viva La Bam so i dont mind.

I find it one of the funniest shows on Tv.

I still think Vito carries the show though.. :lol: :yes: :lol:

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Originally Posted by PYRO-MANIAC

<font color=white>Bam carries the show without a doubt. It's all his shit that makes up most of it.

And yes, it is very much one of the funniest shows on TV</font>

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Originally Posted by Chavo Classic

Brandon is the man.

Yeah he's nuts. Just watched the episode where bam and co went to Brazil and left Brandon with April & Phil.

He turned most of their house into a brazillian rain forest and nearly game April a heart attack at least 5 times during that show.. he's one funny guy :lol:

Also saw the episode where they got jobs and Brandon got fired twice i think the crazy ba$tard!

Although Vito is God "Bows Down Before The Almighty Vito" :yes:

Shut the fuck up, Vito is annoying as hell.

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Originally Posted by G

Shut the fuck up, Vito is annoying as hell.

You my friend have no sense of humour.. :nono:

And as for the Shut the Fuck up part.. :wtf: + :foc:

HE'S A MANIAC, MANIAC, ON THE DANCE FLOOR.

I thought I read somewhere that Brandon DiCamillo has some phobia or some shit where he's afraid to leave his hometown, and that's why he doesn't go on trips with them.

Viva La Bam is a horrible show.

Hahah Brandon is the shit.

Viva La Bam is terrible.

Brandon DiCamillo, however, is the fucking man.

Raab Himself: [whilst trying to find a date for Don Vito, shows a picture to some ladies] Having sex with him would be like a threesome every time.

He's got no tiddly just joogle, you can't just goat duggle. Hammer and nail and hammer, something and expect it to grow! Beglat you've got these idiots... Sitting hernwhaga ehhhm, just sitting glawhahwaglahhh. What they're doing!

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Originally Posted by StrongMad

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thats what i love about Vito he just rambles on and shouts a lot. Its hilarious to watch.. well i think it is. He's the star of the show for me because if you look back most of the time they are trying to get that reaction from Vito to make things funnier. :lol:

Im going to see if i can find a Don Vito soundboard! :lol:

If not, you should make one.

Best soundboard ever!

Bam lives 10 minutes away from me same with all of those other guys.. Vito is the man guy did 52 shots of tequilla.. Pretty nuts

It was 52 shots of peach schnapps.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Bam lives 10 minutes away from me same with all of those other guys.. Vito is the man guy did 52 shots of tequilla.. Pretty nuts

Holy shit.. no wonder he rambles on a lot. :lol:

Id love to meet the guy one day although i dont think i could keep a straight face.

As for the soundboard idea - I wish i had the time mate! :lol:

I'll keep looking for one though, haven't found one yet, it'd go nice with my Willy Wonka, Ric Flair, Mr T soundboards though! :love: