Get me up to speed.
 

I've been without a computer for almost a month now, maybe even a couple days more. As a result of Dell's slow-ass movement, I've probably missed some interesting tidbits in terms of wrestling news. So hit me with what's been going on recently. I know what's actually going on on TV (More or less), but anything else.

Also, I'd very much like to say that not having access to "dirt sheets" and internet news really didn't make wrestling any less predictable or any more exciting. Surprise twists like Linda turning heel and JR being fired weren't really all that big news. What, the McMahons were going to fire Ausitn? Not likely. OR maybe fire Bischoff? Fucking right. That'll happen.

So any juicy news that might be more interesting than wrestling itself? Or Raw, at least?

Welcome back mutherfucker. Trust me, you ain't missed shit.

Oh my fuck! Kane Knight, thank god you're back. It has been a total mess for most of the time you have been gone. No new news, just a lot of new asshole n00bs.

Okay, who needs a smiting? ;)

BREAKING NEWS:

Ken Kennedy STILL sucks.






....Sucks.

Wait that's not news, just common knowledge.

:lol:

when you were here, you saw boogeyman trailers..he's just been on TV

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

yeah he looks like darth maul

Sadistic, PYRO-MANIAC, djscorpion

Nervous Ferret is Wee Gooner.

Pinnacle Charisma

he's a stupid asshole

It's been known for weeks, but some people have refused to accept the truth until now. That is casual forum news, though.

Oh, they're bringing in midgets again on Smackdown.

Christian's push - non existent
HHH is still as boring and predictable as ever

I will never be able to rep you enough for this.:y: :rofl:

Linda McMahon is a heel.

Pretty much the same as the pic we saw before? Future wrestlecrap material?

Matt Hardy still won't die

I've been told this twice on MSN, and it's amazing that my apathy level is still...Apathetic.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1252442/30.jpg
Check that out

I know, I saw it on TV.

Anything like backstage news-like? Did Raw's return to USA draw as well as they professed? What's shaking besides the blatant?

Juve lost 2-1 in the ECC.

By the way that loss happened yesterday.

The only few things I can think about that you maybe wouldn't know about would be...

1. Brock Lesnar won World Gold over in Japan
2. TNA ratings on Spike have been better then predicted...coming in at about a .8 rather than a .5
3. Matt is dating one of the Diva Search girls now

That's about it.

You're kidding.

(Rhetorical statement, I know you're not).

You mean the one that won ;-o ?

Sure...whatever...one of the Diva Search girls...you could offer me the quarter million and I couldn't tell you even one of their names, you lucky I even know that Matt dates one of them.

Orlando Jordan is still black.

You probably missed the whole Ultimate Warrior stuff from a couple weeks ago. Warrior actually responded to his DVD, and even though the guy seems out of his mind, he had a few valid points.

RAW Homecoming got a 4.4, next week got a 4.0, this week got a 3.7

HHH beat up Flair

Masters still sucks

Angle is still God

Stephanie is back on TV

And Cena is still black

Inter lost 2-0 :(

Two threads that might catch you're intrest :lol:

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.ph...ht=kane+knight

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.ph...ht=kane+knight

Give it up Spastic

Just because you run out of comebacks for me.

Okay, what were the ratings on the last few weeks prior?

The 4.4 I expect is good, especially since many people probably didn't remember the changeover or have access.

How does this stack up to the claim that over 10 million viewers tuned in?

I say let Kane Knight stay banned. :mad:L

I didn’t look up wrestling on the internet for about a month after WM21 and I found the same thing.

It still was predictable as ever. You can easily predict what going to happen on the progression on feuds and such because the WWE have been using the same formulas for years now.

Yeah, this forum is better off with out that tree hugger.

you must be the smartest man on earth....seeing as you have a time machine that took you to wrestlemania 22 next year

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU TYPE DUMBASS