WWE-Based drinking games
 

List some ideas for various circumstances under which you take a shot.

--When Tazz says "Ginourmous."

--When JR miscalls a move (Don't worry, we'll hear more of them soon enough).

--At any "surprise" ending, even if you saw it coming.

--When a character wins without a finisher (Unnamed moves count, such as Kennedy...Kennedy's finisher, which has a name but I've not heard said on TV, Or the "modified swinging neckbreaker.")

--For every WOOOOO! you hear.

-Whenever Hogan refers to his shit-slam on Andre at WM 3 as "Lifting him high in the air, benchpressing him over my head..."

-Every "Woo" and every chest slap.

-Every time the crowd says "What?"

Every time a ref slows his count between 2 and 3

Everytime Angle does that wierd ass smile to show off his mouth guard.

- Everytime an announcer says "WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?!!!!!" when it is painfully obvious. (ie, "he" is feuding with whoever is out)

- Everytime someone manhandles The Undertaker "LIKE HE'S NEVER BEEN MANHANDLED BEFORE!!"

- Any segment where HHH comes on the screen.

lol, If I took a shot after every "Woooo" I'd be dead 3 minutes into a Flair promo

Everytime Michael Cole says "This is absolutely ridiculous!"

There we go. The goal is to get as drunk as possible, right?

-Every time Lita botches a move

- Every time someone makes fun of Carlito's hair.

- For every different diva in any segment. (Including Lillian.)

- Every time someone gets low blowed.

- Every time something is blurred or censored.

- Every time a Legend is on the screen.

- Every time someone comes out with a new gimmick.

- For every minute over 10 minutes that Triple H's promo goes.

Every time Long says "Playa", "Holla", and you have to drink five times if he says "Holla Holla Holla".

Speaking of "Five Times", everytime Booker T says "Sucka" or flails is braids around like Whoopi Golberg.

Speaking of Teddy Long...

- Everytime Teddy looks down at his shoes at the end of a statement.

- Any time an announcer refers to RAW as "The Flagship."

- John Cena is referred to as either a "street punk" or "thug."

- Shelton Benjamin loses his footing on the top rope.

- A licensed theme song hits the speakers.

- Any time a reference is made to "the most ______."

- Crowd reaction is edited.

Basically just chug beers the minute Smackdown begins

-everytime we go into a commercial break the face is in control.

-everytime you come back from a commercial break and the heel is in control.

-everytime Ric is tossed from the top rope

-everytime Orton botches the RKO badly.

- Anytime HHH goes "-uunnnhhh" after a sentence.

- Anytime JR makes a food reference. (like KK said, he'll be back soon enough).

- Anytime John Cena does a gay or poop joke, or whenever he or someone else says "The Champ Is HUUUUURRRRRREEEE!!!"

-Whenever Cena gets a cheap pop for mentioning the hometown

-Whenever there's a ref bump!

The Royal Rumble drinking game owns.

Say you have 5 people. You get numbered 1 to 5. Superstar number 1 comes out, and is assigned to player 1. Number 2 is assigned to player 2, 3 to 3, 4 to 4, 5 to 5, 6 to 1, etc etc. Every time one of your superstars eliminates someone, you down a shot.

Noises you don't want to hear when it's your superstar are: breaking glass, gongs, explosions, or some guy going "WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL.....".

Noises you do want to hear: Any kind of Japanese music, or a rip-off of the Beastie Boys' "No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn".

If two or more wrestlers eliminate another, both/however many players have to down a shot. This rule caused some hilarity when Hassan was eliminated this year.