Trying to Narrow down sign ideas for a future Raw
 

I'm making plans to go to Raw on 12-5 in N. Charleston, SC. I have about 22 sign ideas, and I want to narrow it down to 10. 2 of them I have already decided on are:

"Vastardikai is here? TPWW.NET"
"Keeper of Hitchcock" (normally when holding up my cane, which has a skull with horns)

Now, for some of the ideas I came up with...

1. Destor fears Kane Knight
2. Give Rosey the Vertebreaker
3. Can we play a new Game?
4. Lita=McDonald's: Billions Served
5. Any Promotion Built Around Jeff Jarrett DESERVES to fail
6. Mickey James > Ashley
7. Ashley, let's give Matt something to cry on the 'Net about
8. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (If I can find some folks next to me willing to add in a few H's, that could make the Big Show's Chest Slap of Doom really fun.)
9. Even Eugene knows his gimmick sucks
10. Now Dat's Cool
11. I am a Huge Superstar... this sign SUCKS!
12. I can't see Cena because I'm blind.
13. Rob Conway is a Macho Macho Man!
14. Keep King Away from the Dog Show
15. Grisham fears Pettengill
16. Heart Break Senior Citizen (just begging to get yanked, I know)
17. Wrestling Fan since '88. Drawing Unemployment since 10-10-05
18. Do the English Language a favor, Masters... SHUT UP!
19. You are in the Presence of Greatness (for Kurt Angle)
20. Viscera = Giant Turd

4. Lita=McDonald's: Billions Served
6. Mickey James > Ashley
7. Ashley, let's give Matt something to cry on the 'Net about
8. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (If I can find some folks next to me willing to add in a few H's, that could make the Big Show's Chest Slap of Doom really fun.)
9. Even Eugene knows his gimmick sucks
17. Wrestling Fan since '88. Drawing Unemployment since 10-10-05
18. Do the English Language a favor, Masters... SHUT UP!
19. You are in the Presence of Greatness (for Kurt Angle)

That's eight. (plus the two you chose)

4. Lita=McDonald's: Billions Served
5. Any Promotion Built Around Jeff Jarrett DESERVES to fail
9. Even Eugene knows his gimmick sucks
10. Now Dat's Cool
12. I can't see Cena because I'm blind.
14. Keep King Away from the Dog Show
15. Grisham fears Pettengill

Also, I need to think of stuff for survivor series. I was thinking.

1. Lita gave them Herpes (arrows pointing all over the place)
2. Mr. Kennedy..... Dramatic Pause........ Kennedy. (Would be three signs)
3. Vince sued me for Copyright Infringment.
4. Why did I spend money on this again?
5. I sell antique tea kettles on Ebay
6. HHH makes baby Jesus cry.

Yeah, I'm in desperate need of help.

Grisham fears Pettengill!

COACH FOR PRESIDENT

Free Tacos!

4. Lita=McDonald's: Billions Served
9. Even Eugene knows his gimmick sucks
12. I can't see Cena because I'm blind.
14. Keep King Away from the Dog Show
15. Grisham fears Pettengill

Aids

Short, sweet and to the point.

How about going in a Hotdog or Burger costume and holding up a sign with..




BIG SHOWS LUNCH

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Other than that. "Torries Been Sacked!" :love:


You would have to print out one of those smilies though to make it work.


Got another one - "BOOGEYMAN > JOHN CENA"

Sounds crazy i know but it would be funny. :D

In the words of the recent Triple H promo... "I wish I didn't see you!"

I've said it before, and I will say it again...

"Hey VINCE! Nickalodean called, they want their writers back!"

or...

R = Really
A = Awful
W = Wrestling
(Except Kurt Angle)

"This is a Horrible Product."