Striker....Owned
 

Matt Striker has some major locker room heat on him right now. PWTorch.com reports that there was a huge incident where he was yelled at by Eddie Guerrero, almost beat up by Hardcore Holly, and thrown out of the locker room by Chris Benoit.

Credit: WX

Would love to know more specifics on these individual incidents here...

Striker is on the raw roster and all the wrestlers featured are primarily smackdown guys. I know that guys from both roster see each other but it seems a bit suss that the only wrestlers that are featured are sd guys.

And that dosnt seem like benoit at all.

I'll bet it was just Holly.

Like Benoit's never been involved in any backstage shit before.

Maybe Benoit threw him out just to prevent him from having his head ripped off.

Who cares? Its just fucking gossip.

True. What the heck is WX, anyway?

Matt Striker was making jokes at Raw, with Smackdown doing a show elsewhere and made a joke about Hardcore Holly and asked "He is away right?" and everyone said yes because he was at SD! and then hardcore broke through a wall and kicked his ass.

i call bullshit on the story.

WrestlingExposed.com

I just call it WX because I'm cool like that.

I heard he is gay and as we speak Lesnar is looking for him.

Gay, or just has an AOL account?

Both.

They're different, KK?

lol if it's true

Now if he leaves WWE, I wonder if he'll be allowed to teach again

Yeah I think this might be bullshit

I've read this in a few diff places, I think it's legit. He's been working Smackdown house shows recently, so it's a def posibility

I love how much credibility Benoit gets. "He's an awesome wrestler, so I can't imagine him being bad backstage!"

You think if more reports come out like this he'll be getting Triple H heat from the smarks?

No, I think the smarks will defend him tooth and nail.

Smarks are marks, just in different ways.

Does this mean Striker paid his dues?

Watch out, you will get flamed mercilessly for that. The slobbering rabid little smarks on this board will go fucking crazy if you imply that they are marks.

You're right, ust pointing out something I learned from experience.

:lol:

Stop using the word 'mark', KK. It's meant for the wrestlers to be using, not us simpleton internet fans. :foc: [/flair]

<font color=white>Why don't we ask Kevin Sullivan how great Chris Benoit is?</font>

Totally right - I hate it when smarks refer to marks like they're better than them. If you are a wrestling fan, you're a mark, plain and simple. If KK is right, and Destor gets criticised, I'm with him on this one for sure.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

<font color=white>Do you care to go into detail?</font>

The biggest offender is simply not present, so unless he comes back...

...But I've made threads to this end in the past, and gotten shit for it.

I won't pretend that some of us aren't in the know, but if you're a fan, you're a mark. If you're a fan of Benoit, you may be looking for different qualities, but you're a freaking mark.

All "smart" really means in carnie terms is someone who's wise to the game. Smart checklist:

Do you know that wrestling is staged?

Do you know how things work?

If you can answer 50% of those questions correctly, you're part of a minority of 95% of people over three with any sort of common sense at all.

If you answered 100% yes, you're part of the wrestling fandom, nothing special, but you're aware of what's going on. Big deal.

Then you get the people who actually call themselves smarks, who think they know what's best for wrestling, that they're better fans than everyone else, etc. 85% of them suck. There are a number of them who are not this huge sucking waste of space, but you usually end up with the mentally handicapped ones.

The core point though is if you're not a wrestling "mark," "smart" or not, you don't have any place on a wrestling board. The only non-marks involved in wrestling seem to be the WWE writers, and a few of the wrestlers (Brock's love seemed to be money, not wrestling).

And believe me, the smarks will defend their faves to the death. Kurt Angle could tattoo a swastika on his forehead and start killing Jews and blacks, and the smarks would defend him like mere mortal marks defend Hogan or Taker. Benoit could rape someone in the showers and it'd be the cool thing to do. And if Jericho was holding down the roster....Well, Hell would freeze over...but that's not the point.

:y:

<font color=white>I would rep you again if I was allowed</font>

Great now I want to see Angle with a swastika on his head

"I AM ZEE MASTER RACE! EETZ TRUE, EETZ TRUE!"

To me, a smark is a special mark. Meaning a mark that, sure he's in "the know", but he's also a mark in some regard. You can't watch wrestling and not be a mark in some way.

Hell, I got my girlfriend into wrestling, and now she's a Kennedy mark. But I've made sure that she's also a smark, in that she knows what's really going on, and what the difference between storyline and reality is. It isn't easy, what with WWE blurring the lines lately.

Do you know how hard it is to explain the Hardy-Edge-Lita fiasco without thinking about suicide?

Tell that to the smarks around here though.

Most of the people who name themselves as "smarks" don't really confess to being marks. They're also generally misinformed on some level.

Honestly, I don't mind that interpretation, it's just out of synch with the way most of the self-proclaimed "smarks" act.

Everyone who watches wrestling is a mark or an idiot. If you're not watching wresting because you like it, you are an idiot. And yet, so many of these wretling fans are so quick to claim they're not marks.

<font color=white>What about a 'Spark'? That could mean 'Special Mark' or 'Bob Holly Fan' </font>

Who is Matt Striker?

He's that guy who apparently never makes it to TV, but wrestles on the interweb,.