This is so fucking weird...*RAW Spoilers*
 

First off, today I was thinking how awesome it would be if Torrie Wilson got fired, re-joined Pete Gruner in TNA, posed naked for Playboy again, and got TNA heaps of attention. Now Torrie Wilson's gone.

I was also thinking how great it would be to see Goldust return in some capacity. Now Dustin Runnels is back.

Seriously? WTF is going on? Why is Goldust friends with Coach and Vader? Reading that makes little to no sense. Wouldn't the logicial place for Goldust be to return on SmackDown! with an "I STILL remember" note to a now heel Booker T? Wouldn't a heel Booker T/Goldust combination be great? A feud between the two could even work. I hope they quickly "Viscera" Goldust and get him swapped over to SmackDown!.

Why is Batista taking Stone Cold's place? Is the World Heavyweight Champion of SmackDown! really going to job to Jonathan Coachman? You have to be joking.

Is it just me, or is the WWE completely in shambles?

Hey, umm...Spoilers or something?

Hasn't RAW aired yet? Meh.

they made zero mention of the match still being for JR's job. so i'm guessing that angle is dead and gone.

Torrie cant pose for Playboy if she is in the wrestling buiness. Vince has a contract with Playboy just like he does with MSG.

The WWE has been teetering over the edge for a good long time now. Christian's exit pretty much says enough. The releases? Yep. Add the fact that Vince has pretty much forced SmackDown into being a wasteland, and it's not even the same product it was back in '02 when HHH-Mania was threatening to send the whole WWE brand into a tailspin.

But seriously, how does Coach match-up with Goldust. Couldn't they at least bring him back in a surprise role at Taboo Tuesday. You know, have the arena go gold and play a vignette saying he will be at Taboo Tuesday to play a part in the war that's raging. It just seems more...Goldust-like.

WTF! I just read Funaki was on RAW? What the Hell? I'd actually pay to see Jonathan Coachman vs. Funaki. Well probably not, but at least Coachman winning makes a drop of sense. Plus if Funaki won on PPV it might do something to get fans caring about the little guy again.

But no, we have Batista flattening Coachman, Vader, Goldust & Mark Henry. They better have some Booker T-Goldust interaction soon.

yeah, I hope there's some sort of Booker T-Goldust interaction in all this crossbrand action. That was one of the greatest comedy teams since Rock & Sock.

From what I can gather it seems that WWE Creative has headed into a tailspin not sure how to deal with the sudden exit of Austin (who wouldn't job to Coach), & Christian (who is said to be on good terms with management so don't be surprised if he comes back).

It's enough to make you go WTF. I think I'll sit back for a couple of weeks or so and let it all settle down.

Meanwhile if the point of all this insanity was to make me buy Taboo Tuesday, effect achived cause there is no way I'm missing that show

I get back from a few quiet drinks for halloween (and about five noisy ones), turn on raw and there's golddust and vader beating the hell out of batista. In my drunken haze I fall asleep at about 2 and wake up this morning believing it was all some horrible dream

Imagine the surprise when I log on this morning to TPWW and my dreams (or nightmares, whichever you prefer) are confirmed. Not only this but Christian has quit too...

although I kinda knew about the christian thing as the only other smark in the entire leeds area was out last night dressed as Hulk Hogan, and I seem to remember him telling me. Or was that a dream too?

I'm so messed up right now. :lol:

When Vinnie Mac said Coach's opponent was the number 1 announcer on Smackdown, did anyone else think of Ken Kennedy like i did? :lol:

Also a big LOL at Big "Fat Fuck" Vader, its a shame he's put on another 200lbs or so.. like someone said he must of eaten a few of the juniors on Smackdown! :lol:

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!

No more botch fest Torrie! Raw was like some kind of wonderful dream for me last night! :lol:

Torrie sucks big time, i mean id hit it but she annoys the hell out of me!

Bye Bye Torrie! :wave:


Is it 100% that Christians quit? Man that sucks if its true. :(

Two words: Pent House. Think about it, what better way for PentHouse to jump back into the scene



Ok I just wanna see her naked again, :shifty:

perv

Penthouse is one word, genius. ;)

Believe it or not, this is about the 9,000,004th time it's come up. The answer is: Not everywhere.

I knew that, but you'd think you wouldn't be on a wrestling board after RAW has aired in America, before it airs wherever else, and care about it being ruined for you.

Meh, I suppose you're right.

Where the fuck is Xylot themes :rant:

Dear Alineoid06,

Wrestling fans have a short memory. We did not expect you to remember the " I still remember" note shown on Raw several years ago. This would make to much sense, there fore we are not going to do it.


WWE creative team

There was also talk last night of the return of both Vader and Goldust. The indication is that Goldust and Vader were brought into the company after being urged to do so by Dusty Rhodes who recently returned to WWE.

Read this on Rajah.

No wasting time for Dusty.:lol:

:lol: Whatever next?


Doink and Dink returning full time? Duke The Dumpster? Smash? :love:

And you were thinking all of this too, eh bro.


Do me a favor and start thinking about Bobcore, Snitsky and Masters getting fired, and maybe that will happen too.


Although, I was watching RAW at a buddies last night and we marked out when Masters put Mysterio on that chair to size him up :love: