With the exception of Austin, which penis is the biggest "eye candy" for JR?
 

As we all know, Jim Ross is a hoss-lovin', penis-eating, homosexual. The million dollar question however, is which wrestlers' penis does he crave the most? (with the exception of Stone Cold).

Lashley and Chris Masters are two obvious choices. They are both hosses, who have been pushed to the moon (Jim Ross's moon! LOL!!! tee hee hee!!!) upon their respective debuts.


What are your thoughts on this thought provoking subject? Who's penis is Jim Ross most sexually attracted to?.......and bah gawd, why?

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You need a new Ross pic in your sig. :o

I'll put in a new sig for Gay R one of these days.

For now though, I'll leave people with this....

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ROFL YES

whoa, heyman's back?!

I would have to say that Gene Snitsky definately gives JR an erect penis. On the other side of the fence I'm sure he secretly fantasizes of watching Lance Hoyt and Monty Brown rolling around the 6-sided ring together.

Going back a few months, I'd have to say Matt Morgan.

HEYMAN :love:

That isn't Heyman. And way to stay on fucking topic people. No wonder the guy left, he couldn't even get a discussion going proper.

Heyman? I don't see Heyman. This is Truth Comission. :shifty:

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"If the condom don't fit you must aquit."

Back on topic (if it can be called that) Shawn Michaels seemed to light JR's fire.

Yeah, the bahgawd dream team of Orton and Michaels.