Kane's New Film a Big Laugh
 

LOL

The upcoming film "See No Evil" starring WWE's Kane is now scheduled for a release in late May (May 19 has been thrown around as a possible date) after it had been sitting on the shelf so to speak for a while now. A trailer for the film aired during the Supershow taping in Minneapolis last Sunday and according to reports, the trailer garnered laughter from the crowd. It wasn't the kind of laughter the WWE obviously wanted as the general reaction among those at the show was that it came off very bad.

Credit: PWTorch

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Like what did they expect. Kane is hillarious to begin with.

Is there a link to said trailer?

lol they should show Kane's pic from his forums

http://www.verizonwirelessarena.com/...photos/305.jpg
He's just a big 'ol teddy bear.

ROFL to the Fanny Pack. That caught me off guard.

lol Mark McGuire

does anyone have a link to the trailer?

lots of wrestlers have fanny packs, get off it.

Kane is the new Benny Hill

NEW GIMMICK Kane chases his opponents around then they chase him then some chicks skirt falls off and she chases them with a rolling pin

Stone Cold Kane Austin :D

Every wrestler in the history of the universe wears a fanny pack. Especially Macho Man Randy Savage.

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=info&id=1809191585

Yahoo doesn't have the trailer either.

Kane should do stand up


LIIIIIIIIITTTTAAAAA!!!!

MAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!

Wow, Glen Jacobs don't look so ugly in regular pics. Guess he gets some sort of eye shadow or something, cuz on TV his eyes look a lot more sunken in. :D

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If anyone ever finds a link to the trailer, please post it. :lol:

heres a list of tons of sites about it. I'm not going to go through every single one to find a trailer though.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=see...visions_inline

I always thought his makeup job was pretty obvious.

I'm just dim like that. :$

Well, that and I've just gotten used to it I guess. It was pretty obvious at first, and now I expect to see him with dark eyebrows.

Yeah, well, I guess it's my fag tendencies kicking in agin. a 7' monster comes down to the ring and all I think is WARDROBE!

Todd Grissom: "Hey Kane, you and the Big Show have just successfully defended your tag teams titles for the eleventh straight match. How do you intend to celebrate?"

Kane: "Well... I think this calls for a sexy party"

*Benny Hill music plays and girls in bikinis dance around Kane*

- Director Gregory Dark has since been a porn director until now.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


STARRING: Glen Jacobs (Kane), Joe Cappelletti, Craig Horner, Tiffany Lamb, Penny McNamee, Samantha Noble, Matthew Okine, Michael J. Pagan


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Not a single recognizable name! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is SO going to blow.

You wanna know what really caught me off guard is that he wasn't wearing a white contact in his right eye...how he does on RAW so it looks deformed or something, ya know? But he seems nice enough from the pic.

:lol: strong gruesome violence and gore throughout, language, sexual content and some drug use.

So we will see the drugging of Katie Vick followed by the gruesome car crash and the...Funeral Parlour scene.Then the "I just screwed your brains out" quote :shifty:

That would be hilarious.

I'm at IMDb and Christina Vidal is the only name I recognize. I'm not even sure where I recognize her from. Nothing from the listings matches up.

Oh and sorta odd but, Michael J. Pagan who's in this is also going to be in Gridiron Gang which stars The Rock.

EDIT: Checked in Trivia since not being able to place Vidal's name was bugging me a bit. She was featured on the remix of Will Smith's "Nod Ya Head" from MIB II, which I happen to have on my comp.

Especially Naked Mideon.

BESSST GIMMICK EVEEEEEEEEER

Did anybody ever read that book about him? And is it as hilarious as it sounds?

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