"Sick" Nick Mondo
 

Bash him

Praise him

Discuss

Huge waste of the term "wrestler"

I just saw a commercial for Blockbuster on TV as I was reading this. What are the odds?

Seriously though, he fails at life.

Mike Mondo > Nick Mondo

Who the fuck is he?

Does anyone mind giving me a quick background of the guy? Thanks :D

Sadistic's favorite wrestler.

Exactly!

Has he ever done any of the following?

Botched a powerbomb in someone's backyard?
Fallen off a house?
Been on the giving or receiving end of a lightbulb smashing?
Taken a weapon from a fan and used it in a match?
Fallen from a scaffold?
Used hooks, knives or home made flamethrowers in a match?

Yes. All of it.

And all before it's time for him to stock the new releases too.

What a talented son of a bitch he is.

WOW.

I was expecting like 3, but all of them? Pure garbage.

Well, I don't have proof that he was a backyard wrestler, but I'm sure he's botched a Powerbomb.

Edit: Oh, wait, he's been on a few of those Backyard Wrestling tapes... So yeah.

And he's on that horrible Backyard Wrestling game.

The only "Mondo" I want to hear about is the fruit juice that came out in the 90s to compete with Squeez-it. That stuff was tasty.

Nick Mondo would have been good as one of those Squeez-It bottles. That way you can drink his life away and stick him up a CZW fan's ass all in the same minute!

This thread will be a flame war by morning.

I'm probably gonna get flamed for this buuuut....

He wasn't actually that bad a wrestler, he just made some poor career choices *cough* CZW *cough* and if he had of been called up to a bigger promotion like TNA or RoH and was given the chance to actually show those skills he might have still been around now.

I'm with Funky, who in the fuck is Nick Mondo?

Fuck I love Squeeze-it though like seriously

This isn't even worth replying to. The only one who got it spot on is High Impact v.W.o. Probably because he's the only one of you that has actually seen more than a 10 second spot out of one of Mondo's matches.

This isn't even worth replying to.

Oops?

As much as I hate to agree with this guy, he's right, or at least High Impact v.W.o was right.

And yes Sadistic you kinda um screwed up with:

This isn't even worth replying to.

I mean it's not worth typing trying to explain something to a bunch of morons.
Just read what High Impact v.W.o. wrote.

I did :|

Well done.

I'm pretty sure Sadistic was just talking to us as a whole.

Fine :roll:

*We did

He worked ROH a few times. CZW gets too bad a rap just because of that one Rajah column.

What Rajah column? CZW has a bad rep with me because it's garbage. Having watched the 'most violent match in America' video from a thread posted by Sadistic about 4 months ago I came to the conclusion that its not worth my attention (oh, and I tried to watch some CZW Fake-You tv on the wrestling channel... I was relieved when Bikini Beach came on)

lol @ Bikini Beach. Now Quiz TV has taken over.

CZW does do deathmatches but they also have an amazing juniour heavyweight division. Mondo could have had some great matches in that division but he made a big mistake in getting involved with deathmatches. He even says it himself that he made a mistake getting involved in those type of matches.

Lets talk about the real topic at hand here Squeeze-it and their ownage of all other fruit substance drinks

That's the same reasoning most people use in regards to their decision as to whether to mock your or attempt to reason with you. :) Irony is ironic sometimes.

NO MORE LATE FEES

That's the new CZW chant.

And he still kept up at it. It's his own fucking fault and because of it no one would ever take him seriously if he took a sick day from Blockbuster and tried out for the WWE and faced Kurt Angle and took him to school. No one would give two fucks if they ever heard of his CZW days.

The WWE has a great cruiserweight division that they DO use (contrary to popular belief) and that DO have good matches when the WWE allows them to. So, shouldn't you just LOVE the WWE even if they have John Cena vs. JBL as the WrestleMania main event?

Yeah, I can't take seriously a guy who laments his own activity in something when he voluntarily continues to do it. It's not like someone's got a gun to his head.

There are tons of legit promotions across the nation, and many of them (Inclding the two televised ones) use Cruisers. Surprisingly enough, he chooses to stay with a federation that does death matches, and still participates in them. He takes part in a federation that is considered a joke, and matches that are considered garbage.

If he's so great, why isn't he standing on his own two legs?

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...ckmondo/07.jpg

Wow, cant wait to see this guy in action.