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Tekken: The Movie
Man i've bee waiting a long time for this one, here's all the info I got:
Two childhood friends enter the world's largest fighting tournament where they have to battle deadly opponents using every form of martial arts known to man. As they fight both friend and foe, their journey takes them deep into the heart of the notorious Tekken Corporation, where they uncover a secret project that could change the world. -------------------- So I asume that's Hworang and Jin who are the friends. The only people I recognised that have been cast or rumoured to have been cast are Nathan Jones as that massive bald fucker from Tekken 4 (can't remember his name as I though Tekken 4 was crap) and JET FUCKING LI! No idea who jet could play. So for the purpose of fun, who do you want playing who? Lei Wo Long: http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachmen...kie%20chan.jpg Law: http://members.aol.com/MaKe212/JSL2.jpg Baek So Dan: http://www.crappycelebrity.com/images/segal.jpg Jack: http://www.melemarce.com/Miti_passat...rago)_ieri.jpg Or maybe even Paul when you look at him Would of said this guy to play Wang http://windowmanager.blogspot.com/miyagi.jpeg Sadly that time has passed. Wax off :'( |
Shit, stupid red X's!
I'll fix it! |
Have you seen the anime movie? It's fucking atrocious :'( (and not in a good way)
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I think this is going to be as good as the Street Fighter movie.
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The only reason I'll see this is if Dolph Lundgren is in it. Aside from that, I don't have high expectations for it, mainly because the Tekken games are terrible.
But Dolph Lundgren = Ratings. |
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Namco fighters are really shaky when it comes to storylines. Both Soul Calibur and Tekken have a bare bones story that would be compelling if properly fleshed out (they did a fairly good job this time in SC3), but they always puss out and barely have any story development in every game.
On a semi-related note, Yoshimitsu must be hundreds of years old to be a regular character in both series. |
What would Yoshimitsu look like in the movie :wtf:
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Jet Li would have to be Law I'm thinking.
Nina... Maybe Angelina Jolie. For Kazuya http://ent.sina.com.cn/m/c/28-3-48285_fanting.JPG Takashi Sorimachi Who the hell can play Heihachi though? |
Beat Takeshi? He'd have to bulk up, tho
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Hulk Hogan :shifty:
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Well, Heihachi never speaks English. Hell, even in Tekken 5, which has English voices. Fuck, the only Asian who does speak English is Lei, seemingly.
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Also, he's looking older now. If you've seen any of his latest stuff. (Izo, Takeshi's, hell, even Battle Royal) |
Oh snap. I guess. I'm sure they could just get a lesser known actor for his role then. So long as the cast has a fair bit of star power they should be ok. Also, as long as they have abetter writer and budget than Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat, they should be ok.
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Nothing will top Mortal Kombat.
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Yeah, remember Goro :drool:
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Matt Damon as Matt Damon
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Sean Connery.Give him a handle bar moustach, spikey type hair and a scrowl and you're done. |
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Craig Marduk? |
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I hope the 2 friends are Marshall and Paul. Of course, knowing how Hollywood likes to fuck around with videogame plots, it'll probably end up being Mokujin and Kuma or something. :( |
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I mark for Mokujin! |
LOL as much as I love tekken, this is going to suck.
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You know they're going to try to find a wrestler to play King...
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http://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken...r/img/king.jpg
King ^^^ All of the Tiger Masks VVV http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...mask/match.jpg |
One of the Tiger Masks would be good, or someone like Hector Garza, since King's technically mexican.
I just hope they don't try for Kevin Nash. |
Its a jaguar mask btw.
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Also, it just occured to me that Tiger Dream isn't in that picture I posted, but I doubt she would make a good King. http://homepages.which.net/~james.ph...2/tgrdream.jpg |
I think they need to be a bit more built/taller :-\
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Im a big Tekken fan.
Unfortunatly though i see this going down the same path as the Street Fighter movie. Never let Hollywood get it's hands on a classic Videogame. |
Naw, King needs to be much bigger. Like massive.
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King rocked the shit what about Armor King though
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I was a little kid at the time but even then it bugged me that Luigi was only like 22 years old in the movie and not a single character resembled there game counterpart. Look for King not waring a mask at all but having a Jaguar tattooe or simple face paint in the movie and Yoshimitsu being a big black guy with a wooden leg :wtf: |
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