What stupid things will JR say tonight?
 

I'll try to put them all down

STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER!!!!

"Just finished taking my head out of Austin's ass. He had to push hard, put I'm here today, alive and kicking. STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER!"

JR: Eric Bischoff is just like Saddam Hussein.
KING: How?
JR: Um...BAH GAWD!

JR: Rico getting whipped like a government mule.
KING: What's a government mule?
JR: Um...BAH GAWD!

JR: Mark Jindrak throws the best dropkick in the business!
KING: What about Billy Gunn or Bob Holly?
JR: Um...BAH GAWD!

*Test does a tilt-a-whirl slam*

JR: "BAH GAWD THE PILEDRIVER!!! OKLHAHOMA BAH GAWD!! :'("

Yeah it was a while ago though. He never makes much sence.

*Test does a tilt-a-whirl slam*

JR: Green mist!

JR: I'm a stupid moron, with an ugly face and a big butt....and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

King: really?

JR: AUSTIN, AUSTIN, AUSTIN, STUNNER, AUSTIN, STUNNER

Quotes:
KING: Puppies
JR: Slobber knocker
Tazz: Rocket buster

"AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!"

"BAH ...GAWD IS GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG! AUSTIN! AUSTIN!"

Lawler: calm down before you give yourself a heart attack.

"BAH GAWD HEART ATTACK!"

Anyone hear when JR called Lita "handsome" like maybe a month ago?

Yeah. I've heard women described as "handsome" before, though. It does always sound strange, but I think it's a viable compliment.

it just sounds strange to me to hear that

JR is pretty


pretty as in pretty gay

I hope bishoff will be on raw 2-night.

HE'S LIKE A ONE-LEGGED MAN IN AN ASS-KICKING CONTEST!

I forgot to mention one: The word "literally."

As in "Bah gawd! He is literally broken in half," after a big bump. Or if someone hurts their knee "He is literally a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest." Or if Kane goes on a tear "Kane is literally on fire!"

BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD AUSTIN ON RAW! AUSTIN ON RAW! NEEEXXXXXXXXXT TIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEE!!!

What's gonna happen NOW King? [/Cole circa 2001, 3 minutes into the show :shifty: ]

Its a powerbomb (A Michinoku Driver, Body Slam, Suplex, or any other move)

Baw Gawd King.......When I move you move (just like that?), When I move you move (just like that?), When I move you move (just like that?), Hell yeah! Hey DJ bring that back! (When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that? (When I move you move) just like that? (Hell yeah, Hey DJ bring that back!) Baw Gawd! Stand Up! Bah Gawd! Stand Up!

Honestly...I wish I could answer that...wait...no I can't

I got an idea...forget it

JR: "The road to WrestleMania begins here on Raw!"

I have no way..(stutters)..to reach him.

26 hours not 24 JR you idiot!

Lawler asked him what he meant on a ppv, then he said ill tell ya tomorrow, lawler persisted with it and the answer was beacuse taker has red hair and is 6,10.... :wtf:

The exagerrations by jr are always funny, like someone slips off the steps getting into the ring

BAH GAWD HE JUST FELL 50 FEET HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!!!111 :wtf:

"He is <u>literally</u> broken in Half"

"Chris Beniot has him in the Liontamer!"

King: that's Jericho, you moron...

:lol: :rofl: :y: @ this thread

Honestly, it's far past time they get rid off "good 'ole JR".

People have said that for almost 20 years, Gorilla Monsoon said stuff like that at least 5 times a match.

*fist drop*
JR: BAH GAWD! HE'S INSANE! HE'S HARDCORE! BAH GAWD! HOSS!

-or-

JR: NO! NO! GAWD DAM! YOU CAN HIT HIM HARDER! STUNNER STUNNER FULL NELSON SPEAR VAN DAMINATOR HOSS TALENT BBQ SAUCE LITERALY BROKEN IN PEDIGREE PEDIGREE PEDIGREE STUNNER!

Forget it....

I think that's part of why it's so annoying that it's STILL being said 30-40 times a match.

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I'm just waiting for JR's head to explode on live TV. The guy gets more worked up than Schiavone.