wrestling matches that could never happen
 

what wrestling match could never happen?

I'll take one from this other message i read:

Coming out of the closet match: the loser must from here on out perform as a gay man both on tv and bed...

Lose your civil rights match: after this match you can no longer earn nor spend nor use anything purchased with your money.

the clothing priveleges match: lose clothing.. for ever.

the shave your pubes match: with a dry rusty razor!

get aids match: "But what you didn't know was.. i already had it and gave it to your girlfriend! (bum bum bum)

oh and the bash your head into the turnbuckle match: owen hart wins!

i'm so flamed!

There actually WAS an AIDS match.... :|

yeah but it stood for something... and the have your own baby...

screw a diva match: "I'll take victoria.. i mean trish! i was just kidding hahhahahhahahh sorry vicki..."

No, the object of the match was to stab the other guy with syringes infected with HIV. :|

Anal Explosion match (this actually happened but I had to mention it.)

i meant won'thappen in wwe..!!! on tv

Then be specific.

HHH puts over younger talent match: The stipulation is that they can't suck his cock for the match.

lol yep sorry

Nick Mondo vs. Anyone.

Dude that'd be awesome! an internet fans match.. like you face like 30 of the angriest internet fans in a gauntlet.. john cena's peeing his pants now!

also that'd be cool if like somebody like joey styles notorious for dealing with contreversy interveiw some internet fans and like let them say whatever in an open discussion like nick news or sunday morning bible class... anyway pooor alllusion aside, it would be pretty freaking awesome.. and if the guy said stuff like,, yeah i thought we'd hear a blah blah joke..

and dude they kind of did that with that saturday night shwo on tnn.. with whoever that was

The whole point of my joke was that Mondo would nev... You know what, screw it. I'm too fucking tired to go into this.

Mondo in wrestling match.

no i get it.. he wouldn't be on tv.. hahaha i get it.. i wasn't responding to you.. it took a while to right that

Put CZW over match..... :shifty:

Oh come on now. He is CZW's Shawn Michaels (minus HBK's talent of course).

that'd freaking rock too man! wow i love hosting this topics! it's like a freaking internet party...

Nick Mondo vs No More Late Fees

hahaha that's the funniest thing i've read all day!

With Sadistic "gone" these jokes will get stale quickly... :(

BAWGAHD! THESE JOKES ARE GETTING STALER THAN ME IN THE BEDROOM!

Worst. Topic. Ever.

Edit: Actually, maybe it is more like the Dumbest. Topic. Ever.

HIAC LADDER MATCH: Vader vs Gravity

ok i'll tell the evil joke i was going to tell... beat your head into the turnbuckle match! Owen hart wins! with a 500 pound drop by an only 200 pound guy!
flame time

ROFL @ Corky

I actually saw it. I don't know WHY I downloaded it, but I think Sadistic posted it. (HUGE surprise there.)

You see this: __________

Thats the line, you just crossed it.