Because we all love him - Funny Juvi Stories from the Observer
 

"Juventud suggested to the Smackdown writers the idea of him doing his own talk show called "The Juice is Loose". Don't expect that one to happen. He also brought up the idea of doing a program with Mysterio, ending with a mask vs mask match. When the obvious question was brought up, noting that he didn't wear a mask, he responded that maybe he could just put one on for the match. When it was brought up that his ideas were all for himself and not the Mexicools as a group, he noted that they (Psicosis and Crazy) aren't in his league, and he should be feuding with top guys like Mysterio. As you can imagine, that set really well with Psicosis and Crazy." - Wrestling Observer Newsletter

What a guy.

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I just gotta say:

The Juice is Loose would rock!

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:rofl:
HBK 2005

Give The Juice The World Heavyweight Title

ROFL!!!




Rey as a top guy. :lol:



:shifty:

lol at the mask vs mask idea

Hahaha Juvi is the best!

"Finally...the Juice...has come backkkkkkk...to Las Vegas!" (crowd boos like mad, and the commentators state that they were in Las Vegas last week and this week are in Los Angeles) "uh....IT DOESNT MATTER WHERE WE ARE!!!"

LOL, how is this guy not fired yet? :love:

i could put on a mask for the match... hahahaha

Promo before the match:

"Rey, your mask is coming off this sunday, and mine's staying right on my face"

"....You're not wearing a mask"

"but i WILL be!"

I have to agree with him.

That Mask vs Mask idea just might work. Imagine the comedy in Gohan's possible promo. I would cry.

The Juice = RATINGS

ROFL. Come on, give him a talk show. Would be the most hillarious thing on right now.

seriously though, he should have his own show. The Peep Show is no longer, so The Juice could fill the void really well.

I said I'm going to stop watching weekly shows (work schedule doesn't allow it), but goddammit if Juice had his own show, I'd have to start watching SD! every week again and somehow record it or watch it at work

Rey vs. Juvi

Mask vs. Mic

If Rey wins, Juvi is banned from the microphone for a year

If Juvi wins, Rey must unmask

:yes:

Also, I wouldn't be surprised if Juvi tried to convince Vince that posing in playgirl would be a great business idea

HILFUCKINGLARIOUS

Me and XL were discussing how it's a miracle that Juvi is still employed.

because he has immunity!!!!!

Vince needs a supplier.

LOL, Juventud put on the WORST match I have EVER seen against Chris Chetti in XPW a couple years ago. He's hit or miss in terms of ring work.

Juvi: So it'd be a mask vs. mask match between me and Rey.

WWE Writer: But...but you don't wear a mask.

Juvi: I could put one on for the match.

WWE Writer: But that doesn't make sense.

Juvi: .........:shifty:

WWE Writer: .......:shifty:

Juvi: .........:shifty:

WWE Writer: ........:shifty:

Juvi: ....:foc:

*Juvi runs out of the room*

Second WWE Writer: Nothing we do makes sense.

WWE Writer: I know. :'(

It'd be a great WTF storyline.

Prehaps he should have stated that the mask vs mask match would mean he has to wear a paper bag over his head for a month or something like that. That would be pretty sweet right, some dude wrestling with a paperbag on his head for a month? Right, pretty fuckin' sweet? Yeah, I rule at coming up with angles. Sweet as bitch tits cover in chocolate whipped cream, that idea is. What? I should shut up now?

The Juice is entertaining whether in or out the ring, let us all embrace Juvi's ability to entertain us through hurrancanrana, 450 or ectasy trip

LOL! Welcome to this edition of THE JUICE IS LOOSE! Damn, the mask versus mask idea would work too.

AHAHAHAHAHA

Dude, imagine if like he and the Ultimate Warrior merged brains. That would be the most unintentionally hilarious shit. EVER.

.......dear god, what a monsterous creation.

DA JUICE BAYBE!!! DA JUICE FROM DA SPLINTER OF MY MIND AND PROPHECISED MEXICANA!!!! DA TWILIGHT PUFFY MAN!!!

hoping The Rock returns to face and beat The Juice in 30 seconds. Rock Bottom/People's elbow bang

ya that's great, give a whole segemnt to a guy who can hardly speak english

How many more fucking talk shows do we need in wrestling? Over the years we've had

Pipers pit
Snake pit
Brother love show
Highlight Reel
Peep Show
Carlito's Cabana
The cutting edge

Probably more that i cant think of right now, i seem to recall reverand slick haveing a bible thumping segment as well


I guess sooner or later theyre gonna dump the concept of wrestling entirely and have everyone have a chat show, can you image the ratings for "planned pregnancy advice with snitsky". :wtf:

talk shows are good, i'd say raw/smackdown should both have one (I'll agree more than one is overkill)

The Cabana and Highlight Reel are my favourites, but i think they're both done, at least till Jericho comes back.

cutting edge looks promising too

if you get out of the mindset of "geez not another talk show" you can enjoy the new ones :p

lol @ Super Crazy and Psicosis not being in his league.

He could be the new Triple H of Smackdown

Juventud in a talk show would be HILLARIOUS cause no one will take him seriously

Let's not forget the King's Corner

Or the Funeral Parlor.

*runs naked through a hotel*