TNA's Major Announcement...
 

Sting is coming. They didn't even state it either. Just showed a scorpian apparantly.

Well done, TNA! (im being sarcastic if anyone can't notice)

Well, to be more exact...

But yeah, still weak

Where can I read the results?

Here's where I got mines

http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.asp?id=14984&p=1

Didn't see that one coming...

Couldn't they add a bit more mystery behind it? Make it a lady bug or something and replace the bat with a 2x4.

People would think that a gay emo Jim Duggan was coming to TNA.

Jim Duggan: Male Gigolo

Gives new meaning to the term HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Seriously, though, the popups at PWInsider are obscene. I can't see a thing on that page.

lol! I can see it now.

*Slapnuts is in the ring and the lights go out, a ton of illusions to Sting are made*

Fan A: OH SHIT, STING, THIS IS GONNA GET GOOD
Rest of Fans: HOLY SHIT, HE'S RIGHT!

*The fans begin to wake up, growing excited and chanting for Sting and the lights come back with the fans buzzing*

Fan A: Oh wait, I was wrong, Still only Double J :(
Rest of Fans in unison: Oh :(

*The fans go back the cheering the heels and booing the faces for no reason. Then progress into their typical chant*

All fans: BUT OUR RING HAS SIX SIDES *Clap clap clap clap clap* BUT OUR RING HAS SIX SIDES *clap clap clap clap clap*

AJ Styles sitting the the back nodding like an idiot: That's right, six sides baby :cool:

I take it Fan A is Sadistic?

Gay emo? Isn't that redundant?

It signifies that he's gayer than an emo.

That's pretty fucking gay

Anyways,

It gives away the surprise to everyone but the biggest retards, and even they can ask their 24 hour-a-day "special helper" what the scorpion means (inbetween fits of drooling). They just shouldn't have called it an "announcement," they should've just called it a "major event" or something. Whatever. Sting rules.

They shouldn't have promoted that sort of bullshit period. Should have just let it be a suprise, and then after a few weeks of build have him reandomly show up, then promote him.

A gemo if you will

am i the only one that liked how they did that tonight?

No, just the only one not drooling habitually. ;)

Oooooh Sting is coming back....AGAIN.

Must be Thursday

At the end of the day Sting was probably one of the only guys with the WOW factor that Vince hadn't brought in yet. So this is a big 'get' for TNA IMO

I take it everyone has remembered his last run in TNA? No? Didn't think so.

Naw. Apparentlly, wrestling fans DO have the attention span Vince thinks they do.

Besides, TNA didn't have a TV deal the last time Sting was with them, so 97% of their audience has no idea.

Anything that happened before the Spike debut is irrelevent. It's a new day for TNA.

What exactly did he do last time he was in TNA? I never watched back then.

What an incredibl;y stupid thing to say. :nono:

Not hardly. The vast amount of TNAs audience have no clue about anything that happened prior to the debut, making it like it never happened. Its all completely irrelevent. Go shake your head elsewhere.

Believe it or not, there are issues beyond whether or not the fans have seen or rememberd Sting. He was lackluster before, and now more time has passed.

Please, people, don't be so fucking linear. If you really think the issue that worries me is the fans having seen him before in TNA, you need to sit on Tookie's lap. :p

LMAO.

TNA botched wrestler hyping again. :lol:

I don't think they botched it, rather, I think you guys would just like to bash TNA.

Who was the last wrestler they botched on hype?

Shut up.

Or even better, stick your head in an oven.

So how the fuck is Sting going CHANGE TNA FOREVER?

They'll fir ehalf their roster to pay for him, he'll make Christian, AJ, and Monty look like total chumps, and he'll run the business.

TOTAL failure is a drastic change for TNA

Well, it's not THAT drastic for them...

I was attempting hyperbole. ;)

See, that's what I don't get.

Whine, bitch, moan. WWE sucks, fuck John Cena, blah blah fucking blah. New product comes along..OMG THEY FUCKING SUCK! Jesus, I know they have their errors, as does any promotion, let them grow before you try to set them on fire.:foc:

TNA is just an aborted clone of the WWE, which is why everyone thinks TNA sucks.

And yes, the six sided ring was a deformity.

I'm not defending the six sided ring, I don't think it's that great. I'm just saying, you guys complain too damn much.

And most TNA marks praise it too damn much.