Seinfeld Quotes
 

Post your favorite quotes from the funniest show ever.


Jerry: "Your guy called to say he ordered your pencil. He keeps calling, he does'nt even care if a man answers!"

Elaine: "Or you."



Frank: Like an animal. Because of her, I have to sit here like an animal!

Serenity now! Serenity now!

George: What is that?

Frank: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets

too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'Serenity now!'

George: Are you supposed to yell it?

Frank: The man on the tape wasn't specific.

GEORGE: Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread.

SOUP NAZI: Bread -- $2 extra.

GEORGE: $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread.

SOUP NAZI: You want bread?

GEORGE: Yes, please.

SOUP NAZI: $3!

GEORGE: What?

SOUP NAZI: No soup for you! [snaps fingers]

Never heard of it.

Yeah right.:p

George: "The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli"

not a quote, but Jerry's reaction to something...

after Jerry tells George that the girl he wnats to set him up with is a great conversationalist and that should anything happen to Elaine, they could put this other girl in and not miss a step...

George: You dont have a replacement lined up for me right?

I love Jerry's facial response to that...


also...
Kramer: Sometimes I like to help the humans

George: Ever heard of shrinkage? Like when you come out of the pool?
Elaine: It shrinks? I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

The whole dialogue between Jerry and George in "The Setup" (I think that's the name of the episode......it's the one where Jerry is telling George about a girl while Elaine is telling this woman about George).

Part of it:

George: What about the cheek?
Jerry: What ABOUT the cheek?
George: I like a good cheek....you know, it needs a rosey glow.
Jerry: A rosey glow?

They go on to do numerous body parts.

That would be "The Fix Up"

And it was a pinkish hue.

Jerry: She's got great eyebrows, people would kill to have her eyebrows.
George: Who cares about eyebrows?

The MOOPS

You're an idiot.

He said both.

Meh, Whatever. :-\

He's right though. You are an idiot.

That's very unnecessary.

May I recommend a chill pill?

lol, It's that Christmas spirit.

Festivus

LOL Just heard it.

Kramer (Driving): Hey, your lights are on!

George: Kramer, it's a funeral precession.