Raw GM
 

Who do you think will get to be Raw GM?

I think the best bet would be Stone Cold, he is a fan favourite, so he would make a good GM.

Sources have learned that the new GM will be none other than the ULTIMATE WARRRRRRRRIOOOOOOOOOR.

His first act will be to book John Cena in a handicap match against Big Show, Kane, Tyson Tomko, and Snitsky.

Sycho Sid :shifty:

Cena would still win to retain his title.

Probably. But Warrior would do his best to get the title off Cena. Because queering doesn't make PPVs work.

Such a hard choice between Dusty and Shane.

Vince Russo :shifty:

I wouldn't mind Shane, but how about a curveball and have Val Venis be new GM? He's had experience in a similiar role, and it has become apparent that the WWE doesn't have any plans than to give Venis anything more than "thanks for being a good company guy" wins.

The new GM will be Gohan3k.

Hmm. Maybe to make Eric Bischoff & 3 Minute Warning's re-debut make more sense, they could have an inside man. My proposal...Rico as new RAW General Manager. Hey, they fired him becasue they felt he was too old to wrestle, but he's not too old to play a non-wrestling character. Plus he's entertaining as Hell, and who wouldn't mark out for "You (you) look sooooo...good to me" playing on RAW every week?

Yeah, so my vote goes to either Val Venis or Rico.

NOOOOOOOOOOO.....lol

Wins???:wtf:

He beat Rob Conway once, and maybe one jobber.

(He was a former WWE Intercontinental Champion I swear)

I know I know...but sadly 1999 came and went, and at the dawn of 2000...well...I'm just going to say that Bret Hart had a brighter future when he agreed to wrestle Goldberg.

They could have a mystery team book behind the scenes and call them "The Powers That Be". :shifty:

or they could not, and pretend they did

My sources are telling me that the new GM will be spoilers in black

CAPTAIN CRUNCH expect him to put more emphasis on the divas and their breasts or as he calls them there Crunchberries he then exclaims "Therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee Greeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaat"

Just to give Innovator some hope: GM Punk. :cool:

Tony the Tiger would sue him for sure Skippord

Tony the Tiger vs Captain Crunch, Toucan Sam on a Pole Match = Ratings

An A for effort.

Stone Cold should be general manager because he would be fair and would make RAW more cool and would stun people with his Stunner.

ROFL. So you are that guy who emailed WWE.com? :shifty:

Personally none of these pepole should be GM, but im assumin bishoff wants time off and that its not for a long enought period of time for them to actually care what happens between now and when he comes back....you know damn well that when bish comes back ANYTHING that happened between that time frame will be forgotten. It appears wwe is really making it seem like there goign to WANT us to forget with this garbage selection. SCSA is the only savin grace on this list.

My personal choice would be Paul Heyman. It'll probably be a McMahon and I'll be disappointed. I like Shane more for the freaky shit he did in his matches rather than his speaking and acting ability. Steph.....Meh.....

If they choose someone who is a face character, hopefully it will only be for a short run. Face GM's get boring real quick.

I think it needs to be someone who has never had the power before. So I say The Coach, Hulk Hogan or Dusty Rhodes.

LoseCannon

Who will be GM is the question, BTW, not who do you want or who would make sense.

What you want is irrelevent. Who should be or would make sense is irrelevent. The WWE doesn't believe in that shit. Hence, my nomination:

Jeff Jarrett.

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I take it you've just smoked something reeeeal good, or reeeeeealy bad.

Or how about Jerry Jarrett? He'll then bring Jeff Jarrett in as "The Real World's Champion." No one would ever see a storyline like that because no one else has done it! :shifty:

Seriously, I don't want to see Austin or Dusty get the spot. Austin because it'll be Stunner here, HHH-length promo there, beer, and other crap. Dusty because I don't want to watch Raw with the captions on.

The captions don't help.

In Dusty's case, it's just "*gibberish*"

Naw...I was hanging out backstage with Shadown, Jeff Hardy and RVD...You can ask them...Why?

Before there was Don Vito....


There was Dusty Rhodes.

Actually, that'd be a cool idea. Have there be captions everytime he speaks, and when he goes over the top, just botch the captions.

I wanted to avoid the Shadow joke since he hasn't replied yet :|

Moral of the story, Shadow is a stoner and I need to take cheap shots when I can get them.

Unlike you, I opted for the low road...Which in this case is also the high road.

Anyone but Austin.

Seriously.

George Hackenschmidt would be a more entertaining GM, and he's been dead for decades.

And smell better too.

Stone Cold :
fan favourite - but we've seen this guy in these type of roles too often.
Its a bit old and tired now. Remember the sherriff Austin bit?

Dusty Rhodes

Boring in TNA - FUCKING BORING ON RAW

Coach

please bitch! that stupid smile and chin rubbing he does makes me wanna slap him. I'd rathr have Jerry Lawler as GM than coach

Shane McMahon

hmm - I like shane - o-mac ..I would like to see him as GM. For a non-wrestler Shane pulled off some fucking impressive moments. Remember "coast to coast" pushing that garbage can into vinces face?

Hulk Hogan

Oh fuck ..please God no. this sack of bones should fuck off and die.



and you are all entitled to my opinion

Ruse Report Exclusive update: www.rusereport.com

While our conversation with Vince McMahon went about as well as usual, we have seince uncovered startling information. This reporter discovered amongstthe other garbage Vince pelted at him, a document stuck to his shoe which appears to be a draft of a speech by Vince McMahon onscreen this week. We are bringing the important parts to you here:

When you've been in this business as long as I have, you've come pretty close to doing it all. Through the best and the worst, you, our loyal viiewing audience has always been there for us. Through triumphs and failures, you have always stood by us. For that, we thank you.

In the recent weeks, I have been forced to make a difficult decision in my search for a new general manager. I have entertained many choices, and none of them brought anything new to the table. This is a symptom of my position as an entrepeneur; I have done it all.

To Hell with it. Here's what I'm trying to say. I've run out of ideas. Here's your new...Raw general manager...ERIC BISCHOFF! (Pause for reaction). You don't like it? tough <s>shit</s>!

More on this story as it develops (Or as I do my laundry).