things you wouldnt say to vince:
 

Vince how much vaseline do you and hunter use?

"Chris Masters needs a WWE title push."

lol!

"Hey Vince, you haven't done a Boogeyman gimmick yet!"

hey vince: ted turner is buying TNA - paul heyman will be booking

Doing a great job, man.

I'm really enjoying the Boogeyman push. I've even praised him on the internet.

"www.tpww.net"

so vince exactly what cup size is stephanie

"Hey Vince, you should sign Jeff Jarrett and have him feud with Triple H."

I'll suck your dick

Oh no...I've dropped my pencil *bends over in front of him to pick it up*


Oh wait...that's Pat Patterson :shifty:

Cruiserweights are the way to go

"i was looking on this internet forum the other day....whadda you mean im fired"

No, I refuse to job to Triple H.

He Nailz him!!!

I respect what you've done with your company.

You know HHH is gay

"Still injecting deadly venom into the WWE?"

Wait...That's something I WOULD say to him...Before he sicced his dogs on me...

"Hello, my name is Kane Knight." :p

Vince:
Hey kid. I want you to spill your guts. Tell us everything.

Me:
Everything?

Vince:
Everything!

Chunk:
Everything. Okay, I'll talk. In third grade I cheated on my history
exam. In fourth grade I stole my Uncle Max's toupe and I glued it on
my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade I
knocked my sister Edith down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...</pre>

Vince can i wear your tie.

" Wheres Eddie Guerrero? "

Vince you have the most creative writers in the world, where did you find them?

"Hey Vince, I have the most creative man in the world for your writing team. He calls himself Sadistic."

"Your steroid test was negative"

"Bret screwed Bret"

"More McMahons on TV please"

"Give's a job"

Hey Vince, how bout a little 4some with Linda and Steph?

Vince, I love how you and your family are always on TV doing entertaining segments that don't drag on too long.

<font color=white>(Mid-conversation) "And that stuff after buying WCW? Nice work man!"</font>

I'd say this wins.

Dont u think hunter should make way for the future stars of wwe and put over a couple more of the younger guys?


O WAIT you meant things i WOULDNT say to vince? guess this doesnt help the thread out much does it?

"I want a push because I'm a main-event material
"
remember the confrontation between Vince and Chirstian? also notice how Christian is in TNA?

C'mon Vince the future is obvious........Hogan.

Triple H has anal sex with your daughter you know!!!

Vince: Who doesn't? :shifty: :naughty: :shifty:.................. :naughty:

I'd pay to see Chris Masters vs. Bob Holly in an Ironman match.

Can I feud with Triple H?

And if you say yes, can I go over in the feud?

Does Steph still have that wart on her ass, or did she get that removed?