Yeah, Official Armageddon shits right here.
 

Yeah, so there's a shitty PPV card this time and I haven't slept in 2 days and my gay university just dicked me over, so post in here when the show starts and act right because I have shit to do elsewhere. :mad:

http://www.bestpartysites.com/twins18/hun.htm
http://www.elispics.biz/hun/29/

Fuck those bitches. Not literally.

ffs nsfw :mad:

so, whats happening?

JBL beat Hardy
MNM beat Mexicools

on a good note, Noble returned on heat, beating Funaki

JBl beat Matt hardy by CLFH for those in Tipsters, MNM beat the Mexicools with Snapshot I believe

Benoit beat Booker in 20 minutes. Apparently it was the best match of the series, which is saying something, because they were all very good.

Well, I think we all knew that was going to happen

Did.... Did I just see that?

Crippled referee Tim White just... erm... 'killed' himself on PPV?

SmackDown has LOST THE PLOT!! It's just gone barmy in the last month. It's more ridiculous than WCW.

From PWTORCH

Josh Matthews interviewed the owner of the Friendly Tap, former WWE ref Tim White, who drank beer and did shots, but didn't look very friendly. Josh asked him how his shoulder is doing. White took another swig of beer and then began to break down. They went to footage of White getting thrown into the side of the Hell in a Cell in 2002 and it ending his ref career. White couldn't get himself to answer Josh's questions about life after Hell in a Cell. He finally spoke: "Hell in a Cell ruined my life. I've been in pain for over two years and took it out on everyone I know. My wife left me. My friends are all gone. I got nothin'. You know what pain is? I don't think you do." He talked about all kinds of medical problems he's having, including IBS, iritable bowel syndrome. "I got everything there is and nothing to live for," he said. "Everything is gone. Get away from me." Josh said, "On behalf of everybody in WWE, we'd like to wish you a very white christmas." White took out a riffle. White cocked the gun and walked off. Then Josh begged him not to do it. The riffle then fired. Josh jerked his head away and couldn't look. The first suicide on WWE PPV history.


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HAHAHAHA

So what happened?

Never mind...

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ the Suicide.

:rofl: wtf

A new low for wwe tv

They should of had him blow his head off while watching the PPV

Kid Kash, new champ.

BTW, this happened before the suicide.

Teddy Long and Palmer "Network Guy" Cannon walked out. Long thanked the fans for helping Smackdown change Friday nights. Network Guy introduced Santa. Nunzio walked out as Santa's helper. Vito and Guido yapped about Scrooges and then demanded a tag team title match. Vito kept saying "Yo, yo, yo." (Get it. Instead of "Ho, ho, ho.") Network Guy said he had the perfect gift for them. Then out crawled Boogeyman. He beat them up, made Vito pee his Santa pants, and then pulled a ton of worms out of his Santa sack and shoved them in Vito's mouth. Boogeyman never failed to entertain. Seriously. He plays the part so well. As Boogeyman left, they showed Vita spitting out worms. Vince gives out bonuses if they throw up.

Torch

:lol:

Show/Kane win

Kane pins Rey after chokeslam

HIAC now, Orton is already busted open

i can't beleive they did that with tim white. that's pretty low

Taker goes for a tombstone, Orton reverses and HITS it on Taker!

covers Taker style





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Nope, Taker sat up. Cowboy Bob comes in, gets an urn to the face, same to Randy, Tombstone to Bob, Tombstone to Randy. 1-2-3.

Seriously, that's too low even for the WWE

Taker winning huh? I don't know about that. Randy should've won, unless they're stretching this out to the next Mania where Randy finally beats him.

Randy beat him at Summerslam and at No Mercy

Okay, I should've meant where they end it once and for all.

If Cowboy Bob stayed out, I thought Randy would win. The minute he interfered I knew Taker would pull it out.

Why bother hyping a bump, or at least wrestling outside the cell when it won't happen? Ugh..

Best match of the night though was either MNM/Mexicools or Benoit/Booker

Sounds like a poo PPV overall.

I actually thought it was a pretty good PPV, with a couple of big exceptions. I have no idea why they even bothered with JBL/Hardy. Was this just to get JBL on the show? Hardy should just change his slogan to "I Will Not Win" and be done with it. I thought MNM/Mexicools was tied with Benoit/Booker for Match of the Night. MNM need better booking badly. The Boogeyman stuff was predictably disgusting. Can anyone see Boogeyman actually working a real match? And who'd Vito piss off to wind up in this segment? Lashley/Regal and Burchill was also useless. I wish they'd push Burchill the way they're pushing Lashley. And just when you think WWE can't sink any lower, we have the Tim White Segment. Idiotic. Kash/Juvi wasn't as terrible a match as some of Juvi and Kash's past ones. The tag match was good with a bad ending, Mysterio should have won. HIAC was good as well, nut I still think Orton should have gone over.

Someone commited suicide on WWE TV.

I can't believe I just typed that, and it wasn't for a parody. Fuck.

POO PER VIEW!

I was there in person and had a really good time. I haven't watched Smackdown in weeks, and still managed to have fun. I think the shows are much better in person, even if I do just there on my hands. Anyway, how did the crowd come across on tv?

oh god, only 1 page.. haha

the card was bad, but ignoring the actual card, the wrestlers put on good matches

I liked the HIAC, it was good.

Not even one page. :rofl:

Hell in a Cell was pretty boring, but they put some innovative stuff in to seperate it. Orton worked his little heart out.

MNM vs. The Mexicools was good 'ol fun, as was Booker T vs. Chris Benoit, Juventud vs. Kid Kash and JBL vs. Matt Hardy. I like the tag match as well. I'm glad they put Kane over Mysterio, because it places emphasis on his position in the Elimination Chamber at New Year's Revolution. I thought the Nunzio/Vito stuff was kinda pointless. I love Nunzio & Vito, and it probably would have served the PPV better if they had Palmer Canon give them an actual match on the card against a team like Paul London & Brian Kendrick.

I marked out for Jamie Noble vs. Funaki. Jamie Noble reminds me of a Mortal Kombat character, I don't know why. Might have been the way he fought Funaki, pretty much won, then "finished him", posed while screaming he wanted competition. I can see it working for him.

By the way, I also agree Burchill should be getting a Lashley push. It's almost ironic he was getting one when he was in FWA.

WOW this PPV really set TPWW alight huh?

Not even off the first page! Amazing!