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Enjay 12-26-2005 11:16 PM

My MSNM conversation with Bret Hart
 
I recently had the pleasure of speaking to Bret "Hitman" FUCKING Hart on MSN. The man is truly as articulate on a messenger program as he is in person.




Enjay- Wow it's Bret Hart!
Hart- Hello. How's it goin?
Enjay- Going good. And you?
Hart- It's ummmmmmmmmm uhhh ya know goin good.
Enjay- Cool.
Hart- Did you buy my DVD yet? lol
Enjay- No not yet. Are you satisfied with it?
Hart- Well ummmmmmmmm uhhhh ya know like ummmmm everyone's gonna have their own opinion on it. I mean uhhh ya can't please everyone. Ummm ya know some people are gonna be insistant that I uhhhhhhhhhhhh umm ya know sold out.
Enjay- Yeah I guess so...
Hart- But umm I'm pretty uhh pleased with how the the ya know, how the DVD came out. The uhhhhhh ummmm ya know Montreal screwjob was ummmm ya know the minimum of all the content.
Enjay- Cool cause mostly everyone's heard of it anyway.
Hart- Yeah ummmmmmm uhhhhhh ya know....
Enjay- ....you all right man?
Hart- Yeah I'm uhhh umm ya know... doin good. brb
Enjay- .....all right man I g2g.
Auto Response from Bret Hart: Ummmmmm uhhhhhhhh ummmm ya know...

Loose Cannon 12-26-2005 11:16 PM

funny

Xero 12-26-2005 11:18 PM

Are you sure that wasn't Hunter-uhhhh?

Loose Cannon 12-26-2005 11:18 PM

did you come up with this after you watched the Bret segment before?

Loose Cannon 12-26-2005 11:18 PM

and then think everyone on TPWW would put "lol" in this thread?

Savio 12-26-2005 11:19 PM

I thought it was mildly funny.......mildly.

Xero 12-26-2005 11:20 PM

Seriously, what do you expect from a guy who had a stroke?

Dorkchop 12-26-2005 11:20 PM

lol

Savio 12-26-2005 11:22 PM

A 5 star match.

Shadow 12-26-2005 11:44 PM

LOL

And now that's done....you are really really an idiot.

Enjay 12-27-2005 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow
LOL

And now that's done....you are really really an idiot.

:|

KingofOldSchool 12-27-2005 01:42 AM

Well ummm hmmmm uhhhh that sucked hmmmm.

Enjay 12-27-2005 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool
Well ummm hmmmm uhhhh that sucked hmmmm.

Am I to understand that you're admitting this thread does the same thing that your dad does to young boys' penises?

KingofOldSchool 12-27-2005 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enjay
Am I to understand that you're admitting this thread does the same thing that your dad does to young boys' penises?

Whoa!

Geesh you are a funny one aren't you?

First you created this genius topic, now you've gone and made the comment of the year.

Kudos young man, kudos.

Enjay 12-27-2005 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool
Whoa!

Geesh you are a funny one aren't you?

First you created this genius topic, now you've gone and made the comment of the year.

Kudos young man, kudos.

Oh wow. Sarcasm. Pure genious there. I am clearly no match for the Pearl Jam-head here.

KingofOldSchool 12-27-2005 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enjay
Oh wow. Sarcasm. Pure genious there. I am clearly no match for the Pearl Jam-head here.

Sarcasm?

From me?

Naaaaaw.

And to think I was going to give you some cookies and nude pictures of Kane Knight to show you my appreciation. :(

Enjay 12-27-2005 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool
Sarcasm?

From me?

Naaaaaw.

And to think I was going to give you some cookies and nude pictures of Kane Knight to show you my appreciation. :(

Keep the Kane Knight pic. The cookies would have been nice though. :-\

PullMyFinger 12-27-2005 02:47 AM

http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Gay-Simmons-02.gif

FourFifty 12-27-2005 02:59 AM

<b>HALIAYELAAAYAAALEIAYALLAAAAAOMGWTFYAAYELAAAAIAIAAA!!!</b>
You have just been Hassan'd. Have a nice day.

BigChris 12-27-2005 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enjay
I recently had the pleasure of speaking to Bret "Hitman" FUCKING Hart on MSN. The man is truly as articulate on a messenger program as he is in person.




Enjay- Wow it's Bret Hart!
Hart- Hello. How's it goin?
Enjay- Going good. And you?
Hart- It's ummmmmmmmmm uhhh ya know goin good.
Enjay- Cool.
Hart- Did you buy my DVD yet? lol
Enjay- No not yet. Are you satisfied with it?
Hart- Well ummmmmmmmm uhhhh ya know like ummmmm everyone's gonna have their own opinion on it. I mean uhhh ya can't please everyone. Ummm ya know some people are gonna be insistant that I uhhhhhhhhhhhh umm ya know sold out.
Enjay- Yeah I guess so...
Hart- But umm I'm pretty uhh pleased with how the the ya know, how the DVD came out. The uhhhhhh ummmm ya know Montreal screwjob was ummmm ya know the minimum of all the content.
Enjay- Cool cause mostly everyone's heard of it anyway.
Hart- Yeah ummmmmmm uhhhhhh ya know....
Enjay- ....you all right man?
Hart- Yeah I'm uhhh umm ya know... doin good. brb
Enjay- .....all right man I g2g.
Auto Response from Bret Hart: Ummmmmm uhhhhhhhh ummmm ya know...

Imma kick you in the nuts!:n:

loopydate 12-27-2005 10:54 AM

And to think, in the hands of a funny poster (KK & Corky come immediately to mind), this could have been amusing.

LK 12-27-2005 10:58 AM

Kennedy......





































This thread sucks!

PS Kennedy!

Volare 12-27-2005 02:01 PM

to summon up what everyone said...




....way to be a cockmaster:nono:

Xero 12-27-2005 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Volare
to summon up what everyone said...




....way to be a cockmaster:nono:

So you're going to summon the cockmaster?

Enjay 12-27-2005 07:07 PM

Thank you all for keeping this thread on page 1.

Loose Cannon 12-27-2005 08:50 PM

sorry, no sarcasm aloud by morons.

Loose Cannon 12-27-2005 08:51 PM

lol LC


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