RIP to Shelton Benjamin's career, post a eulogy for him.
 

What happened to him? Did he piss off management? Earlier this year, he was a human highlight reel in Wrestlemania. Even not winning it, he was still the star of the MITB match. Now where is he? Jobbing to everyone in sight, and next week, his mom will be helping him to job even harder.

I don't see him making it another six months, sadly.

I want Shelton's mother to be a skinny white woman.

Then introduce his father who is a huge black Karate champion or something.

Then get some brothers and sisters, white, black, and at least one Asian and make The Dudley Clan version 2, the Benjamin's. :shifty:

They could also perform a 3B-Benjamin Body Block or something. :|

Why don't you see what the fuck actually happens before you start writing a eulogy?

Well atleast he actually has a storyline now. Let's just see how it pans out.

I will love it if Judy Bagwell comes out.

It's all about the Benjamins.

In blackface.

Shelton's career (2002 - 2005)

He ran up a ladder and stole all our hearts. Then jobbed out.

If it the same kind of thing as the Chunky Soup commercials, then it could be funny.

Especially if she's the "roster mom," and starts creeping people out.

How often do mom angles work?

Just as long as they don't book a "Shelton's mom on a pole" match...

I think you guys are looking way to far into this.

Shelton's fucking awesome, and actually you know I think a "losing streak" could be healthy for his career in the long run as it gives him an opportunity to "snap" and turn heel at any second, and frankly I wouldn't mind seeing him re-align with Angle.

BTW, who do you all think shelton was talking to on his cellphone after his match against Cena that's coming to RAW next week? (I already know what 99% of you dumb comedians are going to say, but be serious.)

Can't you see Snitsky about to bite into a sub/hero/grinder/hoagie, she comes out of nowhere and gives him a bowl of chunky soup

Yeah, he pissed off management. Apparently he was rude to a Road Agent.

Not even Charlie Haas went as low as Shelton has.

Here lies Shelton Benjamin's career.

Somebody called his momma.

He called his agent.

Now he calls everyone "sir" as he cleans their table.

I wouldn't agree with that, Haas had a losing streak too but at least Shelton is on the big show as opposed to velocity.

Yeah, but Haas didn't call his momma...