Velocity and Smackdown spoilers.... WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
 

Actually, that's a good WTF in a way, and a bad. Actually a really eventful taping. Most notable however.

BURCHILL BREAKS OUT THE FUCKING C4 ON VELOCITY!!!!!!
Oh, and Fit fucking Finley is coming back.

Oh, and Mark Henry is back too....


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Posted by Aaron Rift on 12/27/2005 at 10:12 PM

Results sent in by Josh Tariff

Dark match

Eric The Idol Stevens (?) beat Scotty 2 Hotty - simple dark match. Stevens had two women.

Velocity

Simon Dean beat Brian Kendrick. Said to be a pretty entertaining match.

Paul Birchelle beat a local jobber. He did a move that was like a backwards Canadian Destroyer from the Flatliner promotion.

Jamie Noble beat Paul London in a really good match.

LOD beat Nunzio and Vito

Smackdown

Backstage segment with Booker T and Benoit and Booker T was in crutches. Booker was complaining that the series should end and he should win for having the higher score. Teddy Long says he has to forfeit the match and give Booker the win. Booker then wanted a substitute, so Teddy Long said OK.

Matt Hardy beat JBL via countout when The Boogeyman came and stalked JBL and JBL ran through the crowd. This was said to be not a very good match.

Mexicools beat the Dicks.

Another video segment with Orlando Jordan volunteering to be the substitute, and Booker and Sharmell laughed at him, knowing that he'd tap to Benoit again. Orlando said he would remember that.

Next was a press conference by Melina with a podem and fake reporters. She was upset about what happened with Batista and she was gonna for sexual harrasement. It was said to be really dumb and went on way too long. It got the most heat of the night, but probably not for good reasons.

Booker approached Orton to be the substitute and end the year on a high note, and Orton agrees.

Benoit vs. Orton. Booker and Sharmell did commentary. Pretty long match and mostly scentific. Orton worked over Benoit's arm for most of the match. Benoit did the three amigos at one point. Benoit got Orton in the crossface, but then Sharmell hit Benoit with one of Booker's crutches, not realizing that she accidentally gave Benoit the win via DQ. Booker yelled at her after the match. Benoit was watching them, and then turned around into an RKO.

Kid Kash had an interview segment with Funaki. Kash was asking Funaki if there were any American cruiserweights. He then bad mouthed Mexicans. Kash said he was the best cruiserweight champion ever. Kash attacked Funaki and gave him a brainbuster on the platform.

Bobby Lashley beat Sylvan by countout when Sylvan ran off to protect his face. Lashley has pyro now.

Video segment for the return of FIT FINLEY.

Main event was MNM regaining the tag titles from Batista and Rey Mysterio. MNM worked on Rey's knee most of the time. Batista got the hot tag and was about to win the match when Mark Henry attacked Batista and MNM got the pin. The show ended with Melina holding up Henry's arm.

After the show, Batista and Mysterio did some poses.

Fuck yeah the C4.

LOL Mark Henry

Oh, I like the C4 described as " A backwards canadian destroyer from a flatliner posistion." That's like calling a moonsault "A backwards sunset flip while the opponent is lying on the mat."

I really want to watch Velocity now

Is Booker supposed to be a heel? Don't get Smackdown over here. :(

Yes.... And he also has a pulled groin, and could be out 4 to 6.... weeks... or less.

Fit Finley? Mark Henry? What year is this again?

1948 where the hell have you been

According to spoilers on wrestling observer site, Burchill won with a knee off the top rope...

But I will definitely watch Velocity to see if he hits the C4

is that supposed to make people wanna watch
i'll gladly watch benoit and orton again cause their summerslam match was very good
it's gonna be funny as shit to see boogeyman chase jbl
MARK HENRY????? HOW MANY OF THESE WRITERS ARE ON DRUGS
FIT FINLEY NOW THATS GONNA BE COOL

C4 that sounds vagely familiar. Wasn't that the finisher in his old company? But that one looked more like a flipping rock Bottom of some sort. Sounds kinda weird. ANd Mark fucking Henry tell me how has this guy been keeping a job? Did he suck Vince Mcmahon dick to stay in the company as well?

Mark Henry in the main event makes baby Jesus cry.

Mark Henry is about to enter his final year of his WWE contract, there's a little late xmas present for you all

God I hope they do not plan on making Mark Henry fight Batista for the title at Royal Rumble. :n:

The c4 - best finisher in the business, shame he won't be allowed to ever do it again

Sounds like an interesting show, both good and bad. And WWE already has the Melina statement on WWE.com from the show. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/melinamakesstatement

WWE had previously signed Henry to a 10 year contract, I believe. This is his final year.

Fixed

Fit Finley?? How old is that guy?

Fit Finley :heart:
Sexual Chocolate :heart:

LET THE GOOD TIMES START AGAIN!

C4! Fuck yeah, bitches! Shame he will only use it on local talent...

Mark Henry's back. I'm going to be one of the few that doesn't shit all over this idea right away. If this leads to Mysterio going over Henry, and the MNM guys looking credible in singles outings against Batista (I wouldn't put the title on either of them, though), good things could come out of it. Batista vs. Johnny Nitro vs. Joey Mercury in a Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship at the Rumble (with it obviously being a ploy to get the title off Batista by Melina)? Batista vs. Mark Henry at the Rumble is a no-no, though.

Fit Finlay...I'm not too familiar with the guy. He supposedly kicked some ass in his day (and probably still could) and he is partly responsible for the awesome skills of Trish Stratus. This could be good, but shouldn't the WWE focus on, you know, focusing on younger talent?

I like the idea of Chris Benoit facing opponents of Booker T's choice every week. Granted, this injurt will probably lead to the last two matches taking place at the Rumble and No Way Out, or even delaying the series' closure until WrestleMania, but I think they should get it out of the road. Have Chris Benoit face Doug Basham (would be a great way to get him over, especially if Booker T talked about how Chris Benoit confided in him that Doug Basham was the only young guy he actually feared surpassing him in terms of wrestling ability on commentary). Then maybe have Paul Burchill the next week, or save it until Booker T is back, ready for the final match in the series?

A feud for the Cruiserweight Title? They shouldn't blow their load with this. Have the feud continue with Funaki responding to Kash next week, and let the two face each other at the Rumble, or something. Or on SmackDown! in two weeks.

Can't wait to see that new dicks match

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Don't know but for what it's worth he did wrestle Jamie Noble in April 2004 in Glasgow.

Does anyone else think that Fit Finlay would be a good addition to Regal and Burchill?

LMAO.
you let christian walk out on his contract,
but throw Mark Henry at the WHC.

<3 Wrestling.

atleast Henry isn't jobbing to Jarrett....
Yet.

Can someone explain this C4 move to me? A backwards Canadian Destroyer? Flipping rock bottom? Sounds impossible.

Why bother with Henry? He'll appear in January and then vanish in March again.

When is Velocity available to watch on wwe.com??

The C4 is like this: Start off in the Rock Bottom / Book-End position, but instead of falling forward like usual, the one doing the move (Burchill) flips backwards. Which means that the opponent flips forward, so the most work is done by Burchill. There is a video of it somewhere, and it looks amazing.

And Heat and Velocity are available to watch the weekend after they are taped.

In other words it's a backflip exploder suplex.

Velocity looks really good. Knoble and London =<3

Nice to see Undertaker is enjoying *another* vacation.

Why does that show seem like it's lacking star power? There's just something about it???

YAY!

This means that we only have to see Henry for another 3 weeks before he suffers another two year long injury.

i wonder what finlay's finisher will be since you know the wwe won't let him use the tombstone

maybe a potato gun?

C4:
http://www.paul-burchill.com/Videos/...oment8high.wmv
(at the end... starting at 0:35 sec)


Fit Finlay??? Isn't he like 50? LOL. Geez, WTF in a bad way. You got Mark Henry in a cookie cutter feud with Batista (what is it with January and main eventers feuding with shit? see Lesnar vs Hardcore Holly).

Looks like I'll be downloading Velocity this week.

:eek: That's awesome.

C4 DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!:mad: oh and :D:y: at the C4 making it's WWE Debut.

:nono: It's stuff like that that's making me hate Lashley and feel sad for Sylvan. Sylvan has talent Damn It!:rant:

It's good to see Henry back, pity he's back on SmackDown!.:-\

LOL at British Joey Styles "Oh My WORD

WWE made him drop that, for the armbar...

Erm... Who's Fit Finley?

I'm not kidding or anything, I've never heard of him.