WWE Picks up former TNA star
 

Looks like Dusty convinced Vinny Mac to pick up Sonny Siaki. Semi-interested to see what they'll do with him.


http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2005...1135958068.php

With the success of Fake Diesel and Fake Razor Ramon, they will bring him in as Fake Rock.

Siaki is a shell of his former self.

Wow, Sonny Siaki? Where does he fit in? This might be the quickest sign and release the WWE's ever had.

LOL... another reason not to watch WWE programming.

I love how the article says "WWE managed to sign". I'm sure it was very difficult for them to pull off such a signing.

Lol, very true.

LMAO.

Fake Rock would be ratings tho. That's something he *might* actually be able to garner heat with.

Siaki had a good run in TNA until he got injured and i hope he does good in WWE

Oh good. Another boring person.

I know exactly where they'll put him. As the Hearthrobs bodyguard who wins all their matches for them.

The Hearthrobs are never going to win a match. Come on now

Siaki is a good talent if you ask me. I like that he has been picked up.

Ace in the Hole bitch!

Siaki has got loads of potential, this is some good news.

Fixed

Stop doing heroin immediately.

A Heroin free world is a world I don't want to live in.

oh God if they do Fake Rock I will have died and gone to heaven :D

They should call him "The Cock"

That's too good of a name for him.

I feel disappointed. When people said star, I assumed someone of import or at least interest

seriously, if he comes in as some Rock wannabe character it will be so ridiculous it will actually be entertaining. They can go the Boogeyman route with him. He'll be a joke, but I'm sure people will tune in just to see him.

LMAO, yeah it would be hilarious for them to play the Rock's theme...have everyone go nuts..then Siaki comes out. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA I would seriously cry of laughter.

that would be classic

Do You Smell What The Siak is cooking?

IF YA SMELLLLLLLL

*Fans go nuts*

Joey Styles: THE ROCK! THE ROCK! THE ROCK IS BACK!!!!!

*Out comes Sonny Siaki*

Coach: What the hell?

They shouldn't call him Sonny Siaki though

yea, just like Paul "C4" Burchill :lol:

I wonder if he's ever talked to The Rock before. Like I wonder if Rock would approve of Siaki playing a Fake Rock. Unless his opinion doesn't matter in WWE right now

Maybe they could rehire Akio and re-create the Flying Elvis'. :drool:

fucking gay. Fake Rock is the only way to go

Balls to Fake Rock, Flying Elvis' are the future. I've seen it. Get the Hoot-n-Toot to be Fake Rock.

Fake Rock = Focky chants

FOCKY FOCKY FOCKY FOCKY!!!!

Yeah, the theme swerve hasn't been done to death yet.

Seriously, all things considered, having him come out as "The Rock" is the only way to go.

How awesome would it be for him to come out to The Rock's music, cut promos like The Rock, and actually compete under The Rock's name. I'm sure, in good humour, I'm sure Dwayne Johnson would have no problem with it. It could actually get Siaki over as well.

Hell, let him keep The Rock's accomplishments as well. Have him listed as a seven-time WWE Champion, 2000 Royal Rumble Winner, etc. That might be taking it too far, seeing as it will be obvious he's not The Rock, but it would be awesome to see, and it might get people to check him out, and if he does well at it, get people to stick around.

no way they're gonna call him The Rock

They should call him Cocky Siaki or something

Worst idea ever.

Yeah but the problem with all this Fake Rock stuff is that they would actually have to push Siaki and to quote a certain Puerto Rican "Dat's not cool"

who cares? At the end of the day, if it's entertaining that's all that matter to me

wow. the word star is used so loose these days.
jesus christ.

someone tell me why Samoa Joe isn't in a WWE contract yet.

wait... they don't have a ramp of heelish impact...

besides, it's not like he'll get a serious push, more of a sympathy gonna milk this shit for a few months push. Once it gets old, they'll release him, and his 15 minutes of fame will be up