Dave Chappelle is the man
 

<font color=teal>Ya heard?

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<font color=teal>From Blue Streak: "I rip your lips off ... and kiss my ass with 'em. I rip your tongue out ... and lick my balls with it."</font>

<font color=SIlver>"IM RICH BIATCH!!!!!"</font>

...*HONK HONK*

Goooooo baaack to yourrr cooouuntryyy. IIIIII caaan't understaaaaand yooou. WHITE POWER!

<font color=teal>"The so-called 'Beautiful'. Why don't you tap your heels together three times and go back to Africa."

The Player Hater's Ball was gold.</font>

With that Kung-Fu, and all that silly ching chang tong talk!

Tyrone "the crackhead" Bigums lines:

We all know we can sneak into our mamma's room when she's sleeping, take 5, 10, maybe 20 dollars from her purse, run on down to 3rd steet, catch the D bus downtown, and meet a Latin American fellow named Martinez, we know that! And we know Martinez's shit is the bomb!

YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT DOG FOOD TASTES LIKE, DO YOU? IT TAKES JUST LIKE IT SMELLS...DELICIOUS!

Dave, as Tiger woods in the racial draft "Ive always wanted to say this, Fo shizzle"

<font color=teal>It's ironic that you chose to talk about my fur coat. For it was made from your mother's pubic hair.</font>

<font color=Silver>Dave: "HOW'S IT TASTE, MOTHAFU</>CKA!?!"
White Guy: "Could you please stop yelling in my face?"
Dave: "NO I CANT, "CUZ DIS IS HOW I TALK!!!!!!!"

:shifty:

MMMM MMMM, BITCH!

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<font color=teal>Nurse, could you come in here for a minute. Billy is getting his ass whopped in some Street Hoops, I need a witness.</font>

On his history. (set in the 1500's in Africa) "The cheif ****ed up...Hey look, its a boat, hold up ill go see what they want", Then it shows a bunch of black people on a boat and dave goes "Man, I ****ed up"

<font color=teal>LOL Yeah

"Yeah look, a boat with some white people. I'm gonna go see what they want."</font>

<font color=teal>LMAO Tonite's episode was gold.</font>

LMAO At the niggars.

"Niggar Please"

LMAO!

<font color=teal>She's got a date with a Niggar boy.</font> :rofl:

<font color=teal>"Oh, you must be the Wetbacks."

"No, we're the Sanchez's. We hate being called wetbacks. . . . I'm kidding, we're the Wetbacks."</font>

I'm Niggar rich.

<font color=teal>Girl: "Negrodamus, how does President Bush know that Saddam has weapons of mass destruction?"

Negrodamus: "Because, he has the receipt."</font>

:rofl:

"I know how you niggars forget to pay bills"

"he's one lazy nigga"

"whats up with these gloves? OJ or somethin?"

<font color=teal>The entire WacArthur's skit was gold.</font>

<font color=teal>Calvin: "Hey ladies"

Girl: "Ew, nigga you smell like french fries."</font>

The racial draft.

Also, "So now that I'm rich, I think I'm gonna invest my money back into the community....HAHAHAHAHA YEH RIGHT BIATCH!"

The putting your dick in popcorn trick.

LMAO @ Black Gallagher.

LOL just saw the Niggar family skit.

"Oh!!...we kidnapped a turd." - Screwed

"WHAT THE ****!?" - Undercover Brother

"You have smoked yourself retarted" - Half Baked