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Hardy:GOD DAMMIT NOW I HAVE TO HAVE A FOOT FETISH TOO :'( JBL:YOU QUEER Matt:*sigh*:naughty: |
New at this, so i'll just try one for now, so go easy on me :)
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Matt-Okay, So if I shine your shoes, you'll talk to Vince about a push for me? JBL-Yeah, but you have to pretend to be an 18th century english boy while you do it. Matt-*silence* JBL-I have a fetish. So what? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/05.jpg Declaring hot chicks writhing around on cars to be passe, Whitesnake's comeback video took a suprising new direction. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/24.jpg Oh sure, they may just look like a generic tag team, but The Gymini had a secret weapon: their unparalled mastery of the Force. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/28.jpg Reporters-Batista, what do you have to say about these allegations? Dave-They're totally false. I never touched that kid. DVON was the priest. I was just a Deacon. |
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Poor Matt Hardy, now relegated to retaping wrestlers' knees in the middle of matches. :( http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/02.jpg Eventually, all that hot air around JBL coalesced into a heated dense object with its own gravitational pull. With such density, it was inevitable the universe would start collapsing around Bradshaw. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/03.jpg Matt Hardy's method of getting rid of the B-roll footage from John Cena's marine movie was unorthodox, to say the least. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/04.jpg Leave it to the retarded couple to crash the dance... and Matt Hardy. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/05.jpg I'm telling ya... when the WWE does morning calls, they REALLY do morning calls! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/06.jpg JILLIAN: "Please!!! Bite off this fake mole already!!!" JBL: "Ixnay on the eakingbray ayfabekay!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/07.jpg MARTY WRIGHT: "Ew... what the... what the hell IS this??? That's the LAST time I play gynecologist with you, Jillian Hall!!!" OR The WWE Presents... XTREME FELCHING!!!111!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/08.jpg The debut of Dr. Zoidberg was met with moderate success. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/09.jpg No caption, but doesn't it look like Booker's face got photoshopped on? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/10.jpg RANDY: *SMACK* "Bad Chris! How dare you fondle Steven Richard's girlfriend???" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/12.jpg ORTON: "Eh.... these Canadian wrestlers never get the sound of the ocean right." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/13.jpg What followed immediately after Mark Henry sat down backstage was joltingly catastrophic. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/14.jpg Much to his dismay, Benoit's suggestion of the Six Muleriders was met with much skepticism. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/16.jpg Kennedy quickly cemented his face turn with a fantastic Harry Belafonte solo. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/18.jpg JUVI: "What the?! Snare trap???" BOBBY LASHLEY: (backstage) "Heh heh heh... that's what you get for calling me Buckwheat Lashley! Dinner's gonna be Mexican to-niiiiiiiiight!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/19.jpg KID KASH: "Ahhhh!!! DAMN YOU BUCKWHEAT LASHLEY!!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/20.jpg KENNEDY: "Yeah! I love a good roping!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/21.jpg At that moment, Juvi discovered his incredible talent: it wasn't the Juice they should fear, it was the Force! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/22.jpg Cruiserweights were always great for fixing the glass ceiling. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/23.jpg Once Vince successfully tested out his Goldberg Hoss Cloning Machine, the world was doomed. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/24.jpg LONDON: "What the..?!" GYMINI #1: 'Note to self: do not piss off Bobby Buckwheat. I mean Lashley.' http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/25.jpg Even Simon Dean was confused as to what direction his career was headed. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/26.jpg In heart pounding fashion, Mark Henry saves a random jobber from being lifted up to the heavens as part of a sacrifice to appease Chris Benoit, God of Levitation. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/27.jpg MELINA: "And that's why I called up the African Predator to help protect me against big buff bodybuilders who could possibly be action film stars..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/28.jpg REPORTER #1: "Mr. Batista!" REPORTER #2: "Mr. Batista!" REPORTER #3: "Mr. Batista!" REPORTER #1: "Mr. Batista, what everyone wants to know is... are you, in fact, a homo?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/29.jpg BATISTA: "Dude... I loved you in Planet of the Apes!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/30.jpg MERCURY: "Holy crap! That's Sean O'Haire!! It's been, what... one, two years? Yep, he's dead. ....definitely dead." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/31.jpg What was most terrifying was when Batista forced Nitro to engage in a round of line dancing. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/32.jpg BATISTA: "C'mon, Rey! It's fun!" REY: "No! No... more... swinging..." NITRO: "Help. Me." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/33.jpg BATISTA & REY: "Oh no you don't! You dared tell Vince something he already knows? You're staying here!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/36.jpg MNM's fight to save Rey from the clutches of Lashey were valiant, but ultimately futile. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/37.jpg It was another five minutes before it dawned on Mark that doors swing open from the latch side, not the hinge side. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/38.jpg Still trapped in 1999, Mark Henry creates chaos when he takes the lyrics to Chris Jericho's theme song a little too literally. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/39.jpg MARK HENRY: "Watchu doin' behind dat fence??? Get over here!!!" BATISTA: "Um... Mark... you're holding a cage door..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/40.jpg MARK HENRY: "Hm... I could eat the little one. I sure do want my babyback babyback babyback babyback babyback babyback... Vincy's... babyback ribs..." JR: (off screen) "BBQ SAUCE!!!" |
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JBL: And these stretches are perfect for my Quads... Matt: Why am I helping you? JBL: Because you don't want me reminding Vince that he was going to fire you again. Matt: So about your quads... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/02.jpg JBL: ...And the suction will creat bloodflow to my groin, making it harder ot inju...Are you paying attention? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/03.jpg "You're right, Matt. I really do have a lot of blackheads. Jillian! Where's my facial scrub?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/04.jpg JBL, distracted by reruns of Hee-Haw, didn't notice the ref choking his "personal trainer" out. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/05.jpg Driver: I've had enough. How can I get anywhere if you keep sticking your hand in the way? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/06.jpg Jillian was appauled to see her man on the Titantron with a hooker, a 12 year old boy, a water buffalo...AND CIRCUS MIDGETS!!!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/07.jpg Boogeyman was never surprised at the things he found moonlighting as a gynecologist. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/08.jpg "I am the walrus...." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/09.jpg "For the last time, Shelton's Mama is NOT my wife!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/10.jpg "Honey, look at all the tension you have up here. This is gonna take a lot of work." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/11.jpg Tired of losing to the Undertaker, Orton tosses Benoit in his way. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/12.jpg "This jar's stuck TIGHT!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/13.jpg Benoit, master of the "Cripller Crossface" Is now required by the WWE to bring crutches, a first aid kit, a neckbrace, and a clumsy negro with him at all times. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/14.jpg Benoit gives Vince a stern reminder of how many days before he goes to TNA. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/15.jpg Note: We apologise for the black and white image. The guy doing the editing is a little slow. We told him to switch from color at the sight of blood, and have since explained to him that Benoit wasn't really cutting his throat. Thank you for your patience, WWE Management. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/16.jpg Mister Kennedy was, in fact, "Turning Japanese." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/17.jpg "you're just jealous you can't reach." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/18.jpg "Vince is gonna be pissed...BOTH feet through?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/19.jpg "Down, towards, Down-Towards, B...Can we start over? I fucked up." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/20.jpg "It was bad enough you farted, Ken, but do you really have to gloat?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/21.jpg Here we see Shannon Moore's re-debut against the "Mean Drag Queen," Donna Sheen. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/23.jpg Vince's attempts to clone Goldberg had mixed results. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/24.jpg Offscreen, the ref consults the rulebook: Is telekinesis a foreign object? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/25.jpg "We're gonna make you squeal like a pig." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/26.jpg Mark Henry vs the Albino Machine. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/27.jpg Melina: And then he forced me...To have sex with him... Mark: You smell purdy. (Part 1) http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/28.jpg "I did not...Have sexual relations...With that woman..." (Part 2) http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/29.jpg "Your loss, Dave." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/30.jpg Dead men walking. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/31.jpg Fortunately, the cage obscures the fact that all but 10 people left. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/32.jpg In a Mysterio Heel Turn, Rey proceeds to kick the ass of a man with no legs. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/33.jpg Dave had no problems reeling his catch back in, but Rey would be hopelessly dragged along like dog who actually caught the car... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/35.jpg Dave: And I'm the sexual predator? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/36.jpg Nitro: 1, 2...Yep, they've both dropped. He's legal!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/37.jpg In a cruel joke, Ric Flair told Mark that there was a sandwich in the cage. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/38.jpg "Did you eat my sandwich?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/39.jpg While the glass ceiling is out for repairs, we hope you enjoy our complementary chain-link ceiling. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/40.jpg "If you call me a homo, I swear I'll tell Mark you've got his sandwich." |
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JBL: Hey that tickles! (big boot to the face) http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/02.jpg In an attempt to get back at Matt Hardy for dating a much better looking girl, Lita made herself WWE table maker. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/03.jpg Matt attacks with the deadliest of wepons to JBL...Fahreinheit 9/11 http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/04.jpg WWE's way of telling Matt that his 15 minutes has expired. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/05.jpg But, Matt Hardy had a backup plan: You see, he wasn't V1 anymore, he was DARTH MAUL's evil twin, Dath Hardy! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/06.jpg JBL and Jillian we're indeed shocked at the return of Berzerker. HUSS! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/07.jpg Doesn't that guy in the blue shirt look a little too excited watching the return of Dr. Heiny? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/08.jpg Mmm. Great Protein. Why didn't Simon sign me for the Simon System? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/10.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/12.jpg We are experiencing a rest hold. Please Stand By. UPN http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/14.jpg Benoit makes the sign for how long it will take for him to job to Jarrett in TNA. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/16.jpg (singing)My Heart WILLL Go Onnnnnnn!....On. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/20.jpg Cole pretended not to pay attention, but Tazz got the full shot of Kennedy's erection from watching One Night in Paris. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/23.jpg Cole: so which one of them was Damaja? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/24.jpg Man if that Shane Twin can catch London for a chokeslam as he's doing a moonsault, he will forever be known as God to me. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/26.jpg Mark had learned a lot of new things during his 2 years at OVW, but Piggyback was not one of them. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/27.jpg Mark: (thinking) mmmm, Baste, Marinade, Fry, and dip in chocolate. Yeah, she'll be fine. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/28.jpg Reporter #1: Did you ever stop believing? Reporter #2: how did you do it? Josh Matthews: Does this suit make me look fat? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/29.jpg BATISTA: 4 years ago, you we're the world's strongest man, now, you're just...a guy...who sucks. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/31.jpg Scotty 2 Hotty has got nothing on Batista's Moonwalk. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/38.jpg Batista: Yeah, you can rip off a door, big whoop. You still suck! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/39.jpg Batista: Okay. okay. I take it back. Just don't injure me further. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/40.jpg Mark Henry: Naptime Enforcer. |
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Melina: I regret to inform all that I am in debt :( Mark: You should have diversified your bonds nigga. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/37.jpg Gimme that cheese burger! Cole never did his homework on time. |
Haven't readanyso.. if repeated.... yeah.
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JBL: And if you look really close at the sweat stains on my kneepad, you can see Edge's face. Matt: REALLY?!? *WHAP* http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/02.jpg Matt: Now, how does that figure 4-thing work again? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/04.jpg JBL: To the victor go the spoils. :) http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/05.jpg Boogey: And this one was given to me by Flava Flav! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/07.jpg I've heard of ladies with crabs before, but ladies with WORMS?? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/08.jpg Fan: Hey Boogey, you got something stuck in your teeth! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/10.jpg Both Randy Orton and Nick Patrick wondered what Chris had for lunch. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/11.jpg Orton: I heard you were doing ads for Beano, but at least you could've spelled it right on your tights. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/14.jpg No, Chris. There were 4 Horsemen... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/16.jpg ... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/17.jpg ... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/18.jpg Kid Kash: Hey, Vince. Why do I have to catch this guy since you're only gonna fire him anyway? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/20.jpg ... Horsemen. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/23.jpg Man, did the Bashams gain weight. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/24.jpg Jedi FLIP!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/27.jpg Mark Henry: where's the buffet you promised me? |
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<img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1576758/38.jpg> <b>Mark:</b> Damn it Dave, you better like it! Do you have any idea how long it took me to get this for you? |
Thanks for picking this up while I was out of town, Corky.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/01.jpg JBL: Oh, wait, I forgot something. MATT: What? [Kicks him in the nuts.] MATT: OW! Stupid "Grandma's Boy" trailer... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/02.jpg Lost amidst the confusion, Charles Robinson's Alex Wright impression was still a sight to behold. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/03.jpg MATT: You WILL do your Oscar The Grouch impression! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/04.jpg JBL: The best part was when he said "No, wait, I'm not a deer! DON'T SHOOOOOOOOOT!" JILLIAN: Heh. Stupid deer. Like you'd fall for that. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/05.jpg BOOGEYMAN: I made it through the wilderness. Somehow I made it throoooough... I'M THE BOOGEYMAN! AND I'VE RUN OUT OF NURSERY RHYMES! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/06.jpg JBL: Okay, I'm sorry, I just thought you'd feel left out if I didn't invite you to the pants party. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/07.jpg BOOGEYMAN: How did you get these up there? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/08.jpg BOOGEYMAN [thinking]: Wait... These aren't gummi! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/09.jpg BOOKER: Man, this pogo stick is defective! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/10.jpg BENOIT: RANDOM LIBERACE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/11.jpg Looking for a change in style, Benoit experimented with various alternate nicknames. Here we see an early attempt: "The Dyslexic Bone." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/12.jpg ORTON: TAP! BENOIT: OW! AAAA--wait. If someone calls me on my cell phone, why should I pay? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/13.jpg Okay, so maybe SmackDown: Live From The San Andreas Fault wasn't such a hot idea. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/14.jpg After a particularly brutal crutch shot, Benoit became convinced that he was BG James. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/15.jpg Benoit's Kane impression would have been hilarious if this was 1998. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/16.jpg KENNEDY: Grappling hook awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/17.jpg KENNEDY: What, you thought I was going to say "...away?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/18.jpg God kicks out...WITH AUTHORITY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/19.jpg Worst. Crucifix. Ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/20.jpg KENNEDY: ...away! COLE/TAZZ: :nono: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/21.jpg That was the moment that Kash learned he had the translation wrong. "Juventud" didn't mean "Mexican salamander." It meant "He who controls the Glass Wall." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/22.jpg ...I've got nothing. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/23.jpg The twins who played Baby Herman are all grown up now. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/24.jpg Worst. Hiptoss. Ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/25.jpg GYMINI ON RIGHT: ...which one's his real face? :eek: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/26.jpg All the neighborhood kids loved it when Mister Henry would give out free airplane rides. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/27.jpg MELINA: ...insurance policy. HENRY: Hey, wait, she ain't hot. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/28.jpg They both knew that they were supposed to be interviewing Batista on his sexual harassment suit, but as their eyes met across the room, they knew. It was love at first sight for Josh Mathews and Girl-With-Too-Much-Eyeshadow. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/29.jpg HENRY: Man, ain't nobody gonna believe this is a vase. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1576758/30.jpg JOEY: Yep. It's gimmicked, all right. === I'll finish (and start archiving) later. |
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