HHH Will Be A Father
 

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/1912876

Stephanie (McMahon) Levesque and her husband, Paul Levesque (Triple H), are happy to announce that they are expecting their first child. WWE.com would like to congratulate the expecting parents.

Devil Child.

DEMON SPAWN!

In all seriousness, if it comes out the womb with H's mutton chops, that'd be phenomenal.

I guess this anti-drugs policy is working

Congratulations to Trips and Stephanie

Thank God that's 9 months of Stephanie off TV.

Hang on, they'll probably make her give birth on Raw. £5 says its a hand.

And they name it "Naitch"

Have theme music playing as it's coming out, get him into the business early.

The Power expects to job to the baby in 9 months

$10 on a sledgehammer and a copy of "Idiots Guide To Booking Pro Wrestling"

Ain't that cute...

Doesn't she already have a couple of kiddlets?

He'll be WWE Champion by the age of 10.

Or if it's a girl, the most grotesque exploitation of a child in history, as she becomes the youngest Women's Champion ever.

It will come out nose first with built-in immunity lips for Vince's anal cavity

Vince will give the newborn baby the Cruiserweight Title for Christmas.

BABY GAAAAAAAAAAMMMEE!!

Most babies get rattles. This one will get a hammer and a baby Orton to bash around with. Either way, congrats to them and their more-than-likely future superstar child.

congrats to HHH and Steph :y:

Youngest WWE champion at five years old. I'm calling it now.

Either that or it's the "genetic jackhammer" looking at his daughter funny again.

Can't wait for his/her first words...

Hunter: Say daddy! Say daddy!

Steph: Say momma!

Baby: Shlut!

Steph: HEY!

Hunter: THAT'S IT! GENE!?

Gene: This WILL be my fault! *PUNT*

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come on guys, can't you just be happy for someone.

I'm probably never going to have kids of my own, or my own family and I'm glad other people can partake in these joys.

If it comes out bald its Kurt Angle's

LOL

Any bets on when the Junior's Division will be revived?

Congrats to Trips and Steph. So after Hunter takes over the company and finally dies, they'll have someone to carry on the legacy of ummms and errrrs and egos.

Congrats to mr and mrs game....

Is anyone else remembering that whole storyline right now where Steph said she was pregnant so that Trips would stay with her....

The one line popping into my head right now...

The King: "Theres gonna be a baby game!"

funny you mentioned this, today i noticed the seas were boiling and it was raining blood.

After winning the Diva search and posing in Playboy

I'm expecting the baby to have a huge nose and silicone enhanced boobs at birth. It'll have a sledgehammer fetish, 'buy' ECW, form a stable/tag team with a 7 year old who's losing his touch a little and, to be fair, way to old to be hanging out with babies of today's generation and scream 'I am mini-game! Cuz I'm that damn small!' as it's first words ... :shifty:




In all seriousness, congrats to the parents-to-be.

Make sure to look for the 666 guys

But yeah, congrats to the couple

Imagine the baby came out half black like in Naked Gun

Or maybe we'll get lucky and she'll miscarriage! :rofl:

I'm not sure how that's luck.

Steph: It's a boy!
HHH: Let's have him go over Matt Hardy at the next PPV.

Not funny. :nono:

Yeah what happened to the Juniors division? Are they already being held down by an unborn baby?

Oh and BTW, congrats to HHH and Steph. :y:

Congratulations to HHH and Steph.:y:

Wonder what they'll call it.

I bet you do, eventually.

Though probably not intentionally.