WTF?
 

So umm... I was looking through wwe and I know this is kinda old news but wtf is this

Name: Chloe


Height: 12 inches long
Weight: 4.8 pounds
From: Boise, Idaho
Finishing Move: Chloe Tush Push:wtf:
Associates: Torrie Wilson

So um... yeah

This is now the 4th thread about this....yes we know.

And you even know this is old news...what the fuck are you doing?

It's the new women's champ.

So yeah, anybody hear about that Live Sex thing?

God I hope John Cena loses that title soon. :mad:

I hope Batista beats Triple H for the title :shifty:

Did you see Hogan pick up Andre? That was the most amazing shit I have ever seen

My God, George Hackenschmidt had one hell of a match last weekend.

Let me be the first to say that Frank Gotch looks promising.

HOLY SHIT! DAVID JUST BEAT GOLIATH FOR THE TITLE!

This is the start of a whole new era!

DAMN

Did anyone else hear that big bang?

No. I was sleeping

rofl

lol

Chloe is gonna win the women's title via help from Cena, who will form the Dawg Pound. Chloe will be one of his bitches in this awesome heel turn.

ROTFLMAO

sad part is that sounds like a WWE storyline

It is.

I'm one of the writers.

Sadly, if I told them what I really thought, I'd be fired. So I just write the Ruse Report instead.

think chloe has a shot at winning the Rumble?

and THANK GOD FOR THE RUSE!!!!

If Chloe and Rey are the last two, they'll have to change it to an "Under the bottom rope elimination match".

they might have to check Chloe's Collar for mini-brass-knucks

Height: 12 inches long

:naughty: :shifty:

No I think she will be punted over the top rope and into the crowd by Snitsky.

Insert "The Dicks" joke here.

kick the Doggy! (don't kick the doggy) KICK THE DOGGY!!!

why do i have the feeling the fans are gonna start chanting chloes a bitch

According to the events of this thread, after this you all have'nt been born yet, so what you said was never heard. :(

What was that?

Did anybody hear something? :shifty:

Did you hear about that Jesus guy no-selling death?

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