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Lita(Thinking) I hope nobody notices that the belt is spinning cause i have no clue how i broke it http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/13.jpg Masters: It was you yea you ate the last twinkie you bushy headed sumbitch http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/08.jpg HBK: Oh no watch out Kurts gonna hurl http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/07.jpg Kurt got so tired of selling for Masters he actually fell asleep http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/25.jpg No caption just stealing a line from Ron Simmons DAMN http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/24.jpg Now thats the kind of wrestling move i would like to be put in |
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Masters: "You're..." Carlito: "Don't you do it." Masters: "You..." Carlito: "NO!" Masters: "You're g..." Carlito: "Dat's not cool." Masters: "You're going in first" Carlio: "Shit man, I thought you were going to pull that 'You're Gay' gimmick on me" Masters: "Gay?" Carilto: "Think Shawn & Hunter." Masters: "Ewwwww...... you do that too?" |
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Carlito: NO! DON'T! NO! NBLOP! Masters: NOW SUCK MY FINGER! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/10.jpg The Mad Humper makes his debut. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/17.jpg The lack of steroids really took a toll on Farooq. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/06.jpg Shawn: Please... Kurt: WHAT THE SHIT!? I'M NOT HUNTER! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/29.jpg Lita: I've stuck the REAL WWE Championship up my hoo haa! If you want it, GO GET IT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/14.jpg Kurt: EWWWW! FUCK THAT SHIT! I'M GOING TO SMACKDOWN! |
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Cena: Old mcdonald had a farm everybody ei ei o and on this famr he had a goat come on now everybody ei ei o |
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LMAO now thats funny |
Serious LOD, you need to lay off the captions. They are just not funny.
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the captions are here for anybody so back off alright
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Chris Masters: You have poofy hair. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/06.jpg Shawn Micheals returns as "Father Oompa", an Oompa Loompa priest healer. |
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http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/27.jpg Cena: ...and you thought I was bad. |
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John: The Champ is Here! Vince: *offscreen* You're not the Champ, anymore. John: Can't I just pretend a little while longer? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/26.jpg Here we see what happens when a Constipated Popeye tries to deep throat a Microphone... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/29.jpg Lita botches speaking... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/13.jpg Carlito: Don't Hulk up on me, Chris.... Masters: YOU!!!!!! Carlito: Dat's not cool. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/16.jpg Micheals notices that Kurt kind of looks like a Bald Al Franken... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/09.jpg Gregory Helms wasn't happy when he saw Kurt bust out the Vertebreaker on Carlito... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/12.jpg Styles: The Jump-by Shooting! The Jump-by Shooting. Coach: I have a voice for radio, but no brain for it! King: Puppies! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/11.jpg Masters: He's... Biting... My... Thumb... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/10.jpg Masters tries to stick out his tongue and touch his nose, to no avail. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/06.jpg Kurt, for some reason, doesn't want to re-enact the WWE version of "Brokeback Mountain" with Shawn... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/08.jpg But he will bust out his Tajiri impression. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/07.jpg Masters: He's stepping.... on... my... foot! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/14.jpg Kurt: Who's booking this crap? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/15.jpg Phil Collins: I see your true colors, shining through! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/05.jpg Val: Can you autograph my ass! I loved you in that one show! Shelton's Mama: Sure thing, Val, bend over! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/03.jpg Shelton: I don't deserve this! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/04.jpg Shelton: *crying* Why did I sell my soul to Vince? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/01.jpg Kane: I have a tag title I haven't defended in God knows HOW LONG... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/02.jpg Kane's tandem Goozle/Atomic Wedgie is devastating! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/22.jpg *Mickie holds the mic to her ear.* Mickie: Why can't I hear myself talk? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/21.jpg Mickie is mad that she has to have her bra popping out of her shirt to proceed. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/25.jpg There are times when you should wonder why Edge is nice to you all of a sudden. In the middle of a match isn't one of those times. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/24.jpg Vastardikai: Am I next? :naughty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/28.jpg Fan in Bright Orange Shirt: Dude, I just filled the cup! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/23.jpg Mickie: Do I look like a total slut, or what!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/20.jpg Mickie does a spot-on Kane impression. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/17.jpg The Kick is up, and it is good! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/18.jpg ref: pink tights is so not Conway... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/19.jpg Chavo > Kerwin |
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Lita: Now that Edge is the new MM Champ... Edge: :shifty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/13.jpg Carlito: No, Chris! I swear I didn't leave the seat up! or Carlito: No Chris! I swear I didn't leave Sean O'Hare's cage open last night! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/16.jpg HBK was amazed at Kurt's "Gammy Num-nums" immitation. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/12.jpg Here we see the first time the WWE 24/7 sign was used as a weapon. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/06.jpg Kurt: Tell me you didn't just say that! (I gotta practice that for later this week...) http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/14.jpg Kurt: THAT'S IT! If you people won't give me the respect I deserve, I'll go to Smackdown! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/15.jpg Shawn: Na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/05.jpg Val really should have waited until the stitching on his tights was complete. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/03.jpg Shelton: Ladies and gentlemen, the wing-eating champion of the WORLD! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/22.jpg Mickey: I'm just so glad to be here in the IEE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/21.jpg The ref points out to Mickey how to really be over with the fans. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/25.jpg Ref: Wow, that Ashley's a quick study. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/24.jpg In a move that noone could have predicted, Kelly Clarkson was given a shot at the women's title. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/19.jpg Ref: I wonder just how long Chavo's gonna keep getting these sympathy wins. |
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Masters: Pull my finger. Carlito: NOOO!! Not after what happened last time! |
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"The Champ is here! Who wants milk and cookies?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/26.jpg "What do you mean the milk's turned heel?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/29.jpg In an attempt to piss off the smarks even more, Vince decided to make Lita the undisputed champion. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/13.jpg Masters: You're a homo! Carlito: Would you please take your hand off my thigh? Das not cool. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/16.jpg "The power of Christ Compells you!" "So you don't like my Jim Carrey impression?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/09.jpg Unfortunately for young Carlito Skywalker, he dropped his lightsaber. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/12.jpg King: Top rope Titty Twister! Styles: What are you talking about? Ross: BAH GAWD! THOSE NIPPLES DON'T TASTE LIKE SALAMI! Styles: Who the Hell keeps letting him in? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/11.jpg Angered at Michaels' pious nature, Masters demands God take him back. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/10.jpg Shawn awoke, and realised that Oz had been but a dream. Unfortunately, the Cowardly Lion disagreed. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/06.jpg "Okay, but just a quick one. And only because it means we don't job to Masters." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/08.jpg ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/07.jpg Blinded by Angle's "sheen," Masters was forced to release the hold. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/14.jpg "Man, I guess steroids don't shrink you." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/15.jpg "I got the urge...To HERBAL!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/05.jpg Shelton's mom was so helpful, correcting the misspelling of "Venus." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/03.jpg Shelton: Mom, why'd you bring your bag to the ring? Mama: I heard That young Orton kid was backstage. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/04.jpg Wedding angles never work out in the wWE. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/01.jpg Poor Kane. He's worked for years in the WWE and only reigned one night in his life. Now he finally earns the Smackdown! Championship, and he's forced to job it one night later...To Lita. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/02.jpg "Ref, tell him to stop hanging onto the glass ceiling!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/22.jpg "Oh my God, hi Shawn!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/21.jpg Director: Now make it more convincing. Trish: You sure this will help people take me more seriously? Ref: Honey, nothing is more serious than HLA. You don't do 15 "Girls Gone Wild" videos and not learna thing or two. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/25.jpg Trish regretted lending a hand. How did someone misplace a TAMPON? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/24.jpg "Would you please...Get yor dick...Out of my EAR?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/17.jpg "Weren't you a white man?" "Weren't you a gay foreigner?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1701762/19.jpg "Okay, who took my pants?" |
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If you were offended by the one legged wrestler Zack Gowen, then get ready for a whole new meaning to the word "offensive" with the introduction of Carlito Angle, the worlds first siamese twin wrestler! |
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