Know anybody that thinks....*reality check spoilers*
 

...wrestling is real? I was at a house show a couple of years ago and Edge was getting his ass kicked by William Regal. This woman a couple of seats next to me got up, put her hands over her mouth and started crying. When Edge limped out of the ring she said, "Oh God, please let him be OK."

Hold the fuck on...are you saying that what I see on the magic box isn't the absolute truth.

Heh, I probably just started a thread of "Oh my God, this can't be true" type posts. :(

Yeah...well...odds are 2 or 3 people might have a story of knowing someone who knew someone who knew someone who thought it was real. But the rest will be "Wrestling is REAL? :eek: "

Enjoy!

It's still real to me!

You finally understand what Hardcore Holly has been trying to tell us.

It's Real enough...

Yeah, that stuff they do at Highschools is soooo fake. :roll: Not like teh WWE, that shit is the balls.

ask Kevin Nash he'll tell you how real it is oh wait nevermind he just tore his quad again

Wrestling isn't real, and nobody ever gets hurt.

:roll:

WHAT..........:shifty: :wtf: :eek: :nono: :wavesad:

LOL, when WWE came over to Aussie two years ago for the Dead man Tour, this lady behind us stood up, when Undertaker was down and Angle was about to win, and screams 'Undertaker get up Angles behind you GET UP TAKER'. And this lady would have been easily 40 years old.

:lol:

Maybe she was caught in the moment?

A friend thinks Austin's legs are what keep him out of wrestling, since he wears/wore the knee braces.

I thought you were going to say that your friend thought Austin was the Bionic man. :shifty:

Everyone knows Wrestling is real, unlike the fake stuff you get in Boxing and the Ultimate Robot Fighting League.

wasn't there a story going around awhile back about a lady calling 911 from her cellphone during a HHH match at a house show because he used the sledgehammer against someone?

No, she was watching on TV and called 911 (or whatever the UK's number is) because Hunter never "plays fair" and he was using a Sledgehammer on Austin.

that was it. thanks Xero.

I know this one guy who's 23, and thinks wrestling is real. He even thinks Chris Masters isn't on steroids.

HE'S NOT ROIDED TO ME DAMMIT!

Your mother isn't real.

For future reference, UK's 911 = 999.

But yeah, ROFL when I first heard that story.

:lol:

What are you guys talking about? Wrestling is real, as is Santa Claus, Mary Poppins, The Tooth Fairy and that The Moon is made out of cheese.

Didn't your parents teach you anything?