Orlando Update (you're welcome)
 

from prowrestling.com

WWE is committed to moving forward with Orlando Jordan's new bisexual character, reports PWInsider.com.

In fact, WWE has already determined who will play Jordan's male and female love interests. Former TNA Knockout Trinity, who recently signed with WWE, will be playing the female, while Jordan's friend Erik, a non-wrestler, will assume the role of the male lover.

Being that Jordan appears on UPN's SmackDown, it should be interesting to see how extreme WWE takes the storyline.

Move Jordan to RAW!!!! A storyline like this can't be on UPN!!! UPN Hassan'd Hassan because people didn't want to deal with the greatness known as Hassan.

Then again, SmackDown all but showed male rape.

It seems like I already read this somewhere. No matter. This is going to be gay (I suppose pun intended.)

Wait... so the male-love interest isn't even going to be part of the active roster? Oh no, this angle is definately going to suck more than ever.

Probably but who cares lets all just tease Orlando for being Bisexual.

You mean sexually greedy. :D

Anyway, I won't pass judgment yet... but it's OJ, so it'll prolly suck.

And really, shouldn't they make him secretly in love with Randy Orton since he's been going after him these past few weeks?

First rule of gay angles...Choose someone atractive. ;)

They should hire Ted Allen to play Orlando's male lover if they're using someone who's not on the roster.

WOW...Of course, because every single GAY (even HLA) angle WWE has ever tried have failed horribly, so let's go Bi. Cause nothing says Wrestling Fan like sexually confussed.

Orlando Jordan sucks.

Don't knock it. most wrestling fans are homos in denial.

...:(

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I must be the only one who see's Great potential in him. :-\

*looks at Kane Knight*

Well Orlando Jordan is actualy gay so i guess this angle would be good for him.

it's true.
I can't figure out what I want :(

I hear once you go black....

Actually, OJ's got a ton of potential, he's just been in pathetic role after pathetic role.

Yeah, my g/f is bi and her friend is also bi, and beleive me, they're not confused in any way. ;)

Billy and Chuck drew attention on a national level in a less wrestling oriented sense. The WWE hates mainstream attention, so it failed.

And yes, fags can be as bigoted as straights. :D

Some people believe that Bisexuality doesn't exsist and its just "homosexuals in denial" like they wont admit they are flat out gay. Some other people just think its being greedy. Bisexuality seems to be the "in" thing right now in a few places.

lol i love it already

its funny that once we hear news about stupid angles off the internet, we immediately draw conclusions

Eugene and The Boogeyman for example.

I hated those and I'm sure I will hate this too. Because it will suck.

This COULD work. It's not like the people involved don't have talent. But honestly, do you trust the WWE to handle with with maturity? I can just imagine the WWE's creative meeting. How about Orlando Jordan likes girls...and boys! *Vince McMahon falls off his chair laughing*

It's pathetic. If they use this to make OJ likeable, I'm fine with it, but if they do this to make him a comedy act, I see no point in it.

An example of what may be good: Random heel tells Orlando Jordan that he's not bi-sexual, he's gay because Trinity looks enough like a man. Orlando Jordan gets protective, kicks ass for his boyfriend.

An example of what would likely be bad: Orlando Jordan walks to the ring linking arms with both Erik and Trinity, Trinity which Tazz & Cole promote, then he kisses Erik and Cole & Tazz play it out like it's the most unacceptable thing they've seen.

How could this be anything but a comedy act?

No it couldn't.

This could be the funniest thing ever too

:?:
how in the blue hell can you say that when we have the greatness that is known as Tim White?

I've got it Tim White can be Orlando's Sexual interest

Imagine the kinky segments they couldn't air...

Tim can try to choke himself to death with OJ's cock

No wonder he's suicidal.

Well I'd be suicidal too if I were Buckwheat's Lover

Gayest idea ever, no pun intended.

What did Orlando do, insult Stephanie on her pubic grooming or something in front of HHH?

Come on, it's not like he's jobbing to Richards or anything.,

Jobbing to Richards >>>>>>>>>>>> jobbing to.... "Erik"

He's not "doing the job," Though. He's "getting a job." ;)

Would that be "rim" or "blow"?

Hopefully hand.

I don't want to picture OJ doing that, even, but the others are just beyond horrible.