Mr. McMahon Poll
 

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/mrmcmahon/

What is your favorite Mr. McMahon moment?
Wins the Royal Rumble
Wins WWE Championship
Higher Power
Fires Jim Ross
Screws Bret Hart
Brings in the nWo


Notice anything peculiar about any of these options?

The fact that Vince didn't fire Jim Ross, but his wife Linda did?

He's fired Jim Ross numerous times. It just happens that this most recent time he didn't

Why can't we vote for none of the above? Or don't fucking give a shit.

BANG 3:16

LOL. for a laugh I voted for the nWo. And it's got like 38% of the vote.

Don't lie KK, you marked out hard when that happened.

Vince: I'm going to inject a leathal dose of POISON! I'm going to inject... H.... H.... H!

Yes. Same with Goldberg. There's nothing I like seeing in WWE more than the debut of people I didn't give a shit about when they were in WCW.

So I guess he can't say "Bret screwed Bret" anymore can he?

Urgh! Imagine someone screwing themselves. That would be so awkward.

Of course he can. Consistency has no place in the WWE. :roll:

Wins the Royal Rumble 14.84 % 14351 Votes
Wins WWE Championship 19.22 % 18579 Votes
Higher Power 9.44 % 9128 Votes
Fires Jim Ross 5.00 % 4841 Votes
Screws Bret Hart 13.86 % 13397 Votes
Brings in the nWo 37.61 % 36361 Votes

Higher Power > All

Higher power

They need a "places shotgun in mouth and pulls trigger" option

Taker burns Vince's Teddy.

Ha ha! That was hilarious. I thought they were going to really go somewhere with that angle based on Vince's reaction, like that he's got deep emotional scarring or that the teddy represents someone or something...

...then it turned out it belonged to Stephanie.


*cough*

STAND BACK! (Does Vinny Mac Dance)

Any time Jim Ross is fired, it brings a smile to my face

I'm hoping the next time, it's from a cannon.

I'm probably in the minority here but I don't care, Vince winning the WWE Title: priceless. "There are somethings money can't buy. For everything else there's the WWE®."™ (apologies to MasterCard®/™)

:roll:

Yeah, that wasn't very funny at all.

You could have at least tried something that made half sense, like "There are some things blow jobs can buy. For getting screwed up the arse, there's the WWE."