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SmackDown! Captions [1-20-2006]
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He may only be 5'3, but Mysterio actually weighs 6000 pounds. Too bad no one told Mark. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/08.jpg"> Trying to capitalize on America's fascination with "Dancing With The Stars", the WWE creates their own version. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/16.jpg"> None to pleased with the recycled "best of 7" angle, God rains fire to show his displeasure. He then goes to piss and moan at www.thematthardy.com :shifty: <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/18.jpg"> Orlando: Have you seen my cookies? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/20.jpg"> Orton: Damn these are some good ass cookies. Orlando: Bastard! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/19.jpg"> Orlando summons all his might and hurls Randy Orton into the sun. That's what happens when you take his fucking cookies. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/44.jpg"> Lesnar and Holly revisited. |
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"God, Kurt, do you ever wash that mouthguard?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/06.jpg "AHH! OKAY! I've stretched enough!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/05.jpg "Melina, is that a cell phone in your pocket, or is the storyline true?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/03.jpg Kurt Angle, sexual guru. The PTC would complain, but the fans loved his "bringing a woman to orgasm through the Anckle Lock" gimmick. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/02.jpg "Hey! Where's the cream filling?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/04.jpg "Let's see, I'm finally on top of the WWE again...What's the worst thing they could do to me?" (continued) http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/07.jpg "Yeah, that sounds about right." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/14.jpg Personally, I don't know why the WWE are being sued by Marvel. Simply walking up walls doesn't make this an infringement of the Spider-Man trademark http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/08.jpg Continuing their racist angles, Mark Henry was presented with his illegitimate son. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/09.jpg Mark: Count! Ref: I think it only counts if you pin him against the mat. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/11.jpg "Not too high! I'm still sore from my meeting with Vince!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/13.jpg "Dude, I'm stuck. Not cool." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/12.jpg ...Okay, the webbing's kind of an infringement, but at least it's blue. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/10.jpg "My knee!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/16.jpg "Scotty! Beam me up...SUCKAAAAAAAAAA!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/15.jpg As if we needed any further proof Booker's wife was not human, they actually caught her laying eggs on tTV. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/17.jpg "What? It's four time now?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/18.jpg "Oh shit man...When I said I was fine with you going bi, I didn't mean with us." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/22.jpg Orton: Your Mark Henry impression HURTS!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/20.jpg "Ulp. Negroes can't fly." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/21.jpg OJ: Your leg's really defined. Orton: Thank you. :naughty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/19.jpg Up next on WWElympics: The Steven Richards High-Jump! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/23.jpg "Take that, Firefly!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/25.jpg He was unbeatable as the Hulk, but once hee calmed down, Booker had no chance. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/24.jpg Benoit's "Force Choke" ability meeant never having to say "I'm sorry." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/39.jpg Poor Jillian. One week you're just another pretty face... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/41.jpg And the next you're another "Live Sex" show gone bad. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/38.jpg Nope. Snow Angles don't work well in pyro. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/45.jpg Decaptitation is never pretty. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/44.jpg Lashley proved that JBL was little more than a bag of hot air. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/42.jpg JBL: The first every hardcore inter-gender champion. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/43.jpg Worst. Poledance. Ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/28.jpg Proving he was the "Fighting Birish," Finlay groped Hardy during every move. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/31.jpg "UNsure..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/30.jpg After his internet gripings, the best Matt could get was the "chorus girl instructor" gimmick. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/27.jpg Proving his might, Finlay hefts both Richards and Hardy over one shoulder. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/29.jpg If only JR were around, he could finally say it..."He is literally broken in half!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/26.jpg "Great, now do an airplane" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/36.jpg "Go on God, I dare ya. Smite me!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/37.jpg Tazz: ...Kennedy... Cole: I take it from... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/32.jpg Beware the Simon System penis enhancer. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/33.jpg WWE classic Matches: Guile vs Butterbean http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/34.jpg G1: You smudged the ceiling! G2: Uhoh. G1: I am SO not washing that. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/35.jpg Mercury: I didn't do that one, I swear. |
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Henry: HULK SMASH! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/16.jpg Booker: Yo man, Chicken Little said nothin' 'bout no fire rain... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/18.jpg Seen in the background is the ring crew setting up their "squashed" Rey Mysterio stand in. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/24.jpg Random Smark: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE MOST TECHNICAL TITTY TWISTER EVER! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/17.jpg Booker: And God said... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/38.jpg Booker: ... LET THERE BE FUNK! |
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Unfortunatly, Angle wasn't as good as Foley at doing the claw, as he actually had his hand go through Davari and out his ass. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/05.jpg Hey, you can't blame Melina. She was only doing what that white sign was telling her to do: PET! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/02.jpg THAT will teach Angle not to blow his load the second he touches Melina. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/04.jpg HENRY: I'm the world's strongest man! STAIRS: No you're not, either. [counters and crushes Henry's ribs by falling on him]. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/08.jpg REY: MARK!! [leaps into his arms] I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!! HENRY: I missed you too. BLACK GUY BEHIND HENRY: HOT ANAL SEX, AND I'M IN THE FRONT ROW?! KICK ASS!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/12.jpg REY: HELP!! I'M STUCK IN THIS POSE!! HENRY: Is that the Country Buffet I'm smelling? REF: I'm sorry, but does this mean I have to look at Mark's ass all night? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/16.jpg God botches the apocalypse. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/18.jpg ORLANDO: I just wanted you to know, Book, about how your dirty talk caused me to have a bulge in my trunks THIS BIG!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/20.jpg While the ref uses telekenisis to make Orlando botch every single move, Orton spots the shiniest quarter ever, and must get it right now! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/24.jpg BENOIT: You're MISTAKEN, Randy. Booker T makes the PERFECT drag queen. Just look at that pink cut dress of his. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/39.jpg "WHAT?! I had the mole storyline for HOW long?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/38.jpg A fan's reaction to WWE Creative's ideas. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/40.jpg CLIVE ANDERSON [JBL]: THIS will teach you not to disgrace MY show, Wayne Brady! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/45.jpg BRADY [LASHLY]: And this will teach YOU how to sing and dance, FOOL!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/43.jpg The Boogyman botches having a seizure. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/31.jpg Unfortunatly, Matt realized that he didn't have the knife in his hands UNTIL he tried to stab Finlay. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/37.jpg KENNEDY: Hey, Cole, be careful, putting my shirt on will cause some strange side effects, like making yourself gay looking by shaving off that gotee again. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/32.jpg Bill Belechek in all his glory. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/34.jpg The Gemini's do Vince's dirty work by pulling London back below the glass ceiling. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/35.jpg You know, I don't even know what kind of hot action this IS, just that it scares the HELL out of me. |
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News Reporter:And more pictures of the Abu Ghraib iraqi prisioner scandal have surfaced |
You know, JBL does kinda look like Brad Sherwood.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOH 5th dot
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Tazz: Heh heh, that reminds me of my old E-C-W Days http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/04.jpg Tazz: Heh heh, that reminds me of my old E-C-W Days http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/26.jpg Tazz: Heh heh, that reminds me of my old E-C-W Days |
I haven't read any so if I repeat, apologies.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/01.jpg Daivari: I-I never knew! I s-swear to God! Angle: Swear to ME!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/02.jpg When beached whales attack! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/14.jpg Rey got stuck in the man-boobs. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/16.jpg In the ultimate heel move, Booker T.... RAINS FREAKING FIRE ON THE FANS! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/20.jpg OJ: Man-Ass!! *dives* http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/25.jpg Benoit: NEVER WEAR PINK! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/38.jpg Oh shit! Noob Saibot! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/29.jpg Here we see Hardy doing the job to the ring apron. |
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Angle covered Davairi's mouth just in time as he was telling the whole front row about his new DVD one night in Angle http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/04.jpg Angle: Ah shit i had to sell for Masters and now i have to turn around and sell for this over grown gorilla http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/13.jpg Cole: REY MYSTERIO JUST KICKED MARK HENRY'S ASS....HE KICKED HIS ASS I TELL YA http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/16.jpg Lita was in charge of pyro on Smackdown....NUFF SAID http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/22.jpg OJ: Oh Randy i just love your tattoos Orton: Yea thanks OJ but can we just wrestle here http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/20.jpg OJ was all excited when he saw a hole had been torn in the back of Orton's trunks http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/24.jpg Benoit puts his dreaded new finisher on Orton....Thumb In Belly Button http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/39.jpg Steven Richards cops a feel when Jilian looks the other way http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/38.jpg Somewhere someone is playing It's Raining Men http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/29.jpg Matt: You know what this is not right what you're doing to me.I swear when i get out of this ring i'm going to the back and get on my computer and make fun of you and the whole world will feel sorry for me and i'll then be known as Matt Hardy V2.0 http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/36.jpg Worst Orton Impersonation Ever http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/37.jpg Kennedy gave Cole & Tazz personalized shirts but Cole was not impressed as his only said JACKASS.........JACKASS http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/34.jpg London: Oh my god it's true it really is Sean O'Haire |
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Kurt: Godammit I know it's you Osama <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/06.jpg"> Kurt: When I tell you to do push ups with one leg, You god damn do push up's with one leg <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/05.jpg"> While everyone was busy watching Kurt, Daivairi and Melina. Nobody noticed the ref and Stevie Richards having Anal sex <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/03.jpg"> Kurt: Upskirt...TO THE MAX <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/02.jpg"> Worst.Porn.Ever <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/04.jpg"> The ref and Stevie are at it again <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/07.jpg"> WWE attampts to show they are not racially discrimitive, as they pair a Arab and a black man together. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/14.jpg"> Rey: Invisible Roller Coaster *Smack* <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/08.jpg"> Mark Henry tries to help Rey down from the under side of the glass ceiling <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/09.jpg"> Unfortuantly he only succeeds in making it worse <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/11.jpg"> Mark: Aw shit, I think I shit myself <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/13.jpg"> Mysterio: Lemme check *Squelch* <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/12.jpg"> Mysterio: OH GOD, IT'S SEEPING THROUGH HIS TIGHTS <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/10.jpg"> Mark and Rey Rey both pass out from the smell <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/16.jpg"> Booker's pink shirt brings a new meaning to Flamingly Gay <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/18.jpg"> OJ: You're the one wearing a pink shirt, and I get the bi gimmick <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/20.jpg"> OJ wasn't trying to get Randy's ass, OJ was trying to get away so the ref would stop hitting his ass <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/24.jpg"> After this night, everyone realised just how powerful Benoits titty twisters were. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/38.jpg"> Lashley: We work hard, and we play hard *everybody dance now hits the speakers* <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/42.jpg"> Jillian didnt lose her mole, she just lent it to Nick Patrick <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/31.jpg"> Drunken Wrestling :D <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/30.jpg"> Not a caption, but everytime I see that pic, I swear the next moment Matt Hardy either kicks the camera or throws FF into it. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/27.jpg"> FF shows his jedi powers <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/29.jpg"> FF: Time for bed Mr. Hardy <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/36.jpg"> Ken Kennedy Challenges god to find a better T shirt |
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"The Cement shoe crew" was a big hit in New Jersy |
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Angle: So now I'm gonna put the ankle lock on......ooooooh shiny purple pants! |
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Ref: FIT! DON'T! DON'T! *SPLAT* Ref: *Shrugs* Vince (in the back): DAMMIT! That's the third "Matt Hardy" we're going to have to replace. Why did I let Stephanie talk me into the "cannot die" gimmick? |
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whos entrance is that, with the rain or whatever it is?
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i got 1 more
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It finally happened. Kurt sucked so much he turned into a black hole |
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Astrologists have recently found a big black man in the sky |
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Kurt stops people from throwing popcorn into Daivari's mouth. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/06.jpg"> Daivari: STOP.... STARING.... AT.... MY.... ASS!!!! Kurt: :drool: <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/05.jpg"> Melina: Did you order hot Beastiality-type Sex? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/03.jpg"> Melina: STOP.... STARING.... AT.... MY.... ASS!!!! Horny Male Fans: :drool: <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/02.jpg"> He may have gotten away with Injuring Batista, but his advertantly causing Milena a broken leg sent him to OVW for good. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/04.jpg"> After this tragic incident, there was now a new rule in the Olympic Stair throwing Competition... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/07.jpg"> Daivari: All evil Arabs have to have silly looking shoes, and I have THE SILLIEST OF THEM ALL!!!! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/14.jpg"> Cover of New York Times: One Wrestler eats Another: Has WWE Gone too far? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/08.jpg"> Mark: I got a new friend! I'm gonna name him George! I'm gonna hug him, and squeeze him, and love him forever! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/09.jpg"> Rey: One more step to the left.... THERE! I can finally see down that hot chick's shirt! Thanks Mark! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/11.jpg"> Mark does a subtle reference to what all WWE Fans consider the act of watching him wrestle. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/13.jpg"> Not even Cole and Tazz can bear to watch Mark Henry getting pushed. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/12.jpg"> Rey: Hey Ref, you're Urkel impression SUCKS! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/10.jpg"> Ref: This looks like a future Rammstein song... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/16.jpg"> You WILL be entertained: The Army of Sith DEMAND IT! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/15.jpg"> SOMEBODY went to the Lita School of Camerawork... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/17.jpg"> Booker: Is my wife giving me Bunny ears? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/18.jpg"> Booker is in awe of the sign growing out of the top of Orlando's head. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/22.jpg"> Vince judges who has the bigger mouth so he knows who to push next... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/20.jpg"> Cole: Black Guile with the Flash Kick! This could be all over! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/21.jpg"> Who's getting the Bisexual angle again: OJ or Orton? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/19.jpg"> When OJ Surfing goes Wrong... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/23.jpg"> In addition to being the US Champion, Booker T is also an accomplished Badmittion player... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/25.jpg"> Booker thought that Benoit said he was gonna chop the shit out of him. What he really said was that he was gonna chop the shirt off of him. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/24.jpg"> Benoit: No looking at me while Jerking off. Booker: *pukes* <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/39.jpg"> Jillian: Save me from this awful gimmick... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/41.jpg"> JBL is confused as to why Jillian gives the top rope a Stunner. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/38.jpg"> Flashdance: WWE-style. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/40.jpg"> Vastardikai: *offscreen* Hey, JBL, how many WWE Title reigns should you have had? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/45.jpg"> Halitosis! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/44.jpg"> JBL: Farooq, is that, you? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/42.jpg"> When someone found out that JBL had an X-Box 360, they all went after him. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/43.jpg"> Last week it was Hacksaw, this week Boogey decides to imitate Saba Simba. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/28.jpg"> Someone had to pull Matt off the Glass ceiling... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/31.jpg"> Matt: The Tattoo on your elbow sucks... Finlay: :rant: <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/30.jpg"> Cole: He's at the 40... the 30... the 20... they're not gonna catch him... and he'll HIGHSTEP INTO THE ENDZONE, TOUCHDOWN! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/27.jpg"> Best. Slingshot Tornado DDT on the Floor. EVER. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/29.jpg"> Somebody's Gonna Die isn't the only one with a Hard-on for Finlay... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/26.jpg"> Ref: I told you not to call him a "Fighting Irish Bastard" to his face. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/36.jpg"> Striptease... Striptease! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/37.jpg"> Tazz: Why do I have to wear the "B-team announcer" T-shirt? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/32.jpg"> This Simon Dean gimmick BLOWS *rimshot* <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/33.jpg"> And the award for best flying knuckle bump goes to... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/34.jpg"> Apparrently, they're teaching the greenhorns how to limbo... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/35.jpg"> Ref: I call this sculpture "Hoss Making Jobber Pyramid." |
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Orlando Jordan somewhere is screaming "THAT'S MY GIMMICK!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/08.jpg BAWGAWD PSYCHO CRUSHER!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/14.jpg Rey Rey was not a big fan of Henry's Ray Charles impression. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/17.jpg Booker: So you're saying.... this isn't prom night??? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/16.jpg CONGRATS BOOKER T! YOU'RE OUR 5 CAPTION OF THE DAY! Booker: WOO BITCH! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/20.jpg Orlando Jordan IS The Greatest American Hero. Coming to theaters June 2006. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/42.jpg JBL: RUN... AWAY. IT IS MECHA GODZILLA! Ref: MEGA NICK PATRICK SMASH!! RAWWR! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/38.jpg Lashley: AAAH my eyes! The googles! They do nothing! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/43.jpg IT'S ELECTRIC, WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/37.jpg Kennedy... Kennedy: Sorry about that. The cleaners gave me the wrong shirts. Tazz: Spice Girl shirts? What a screw up. Cole: Yeah... they screwed up... yeah... :shifty: **sneaks shirt into a bag** http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/32.jpg Simon really loved that whistle. Just something about the Oscar Myer Wiener mobile bursting in just brings a tear to his eye. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/34.jpg You know London has it bad when he has to face two Goldbergs. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/03.jpg (: .yag era uoy ,siht gnidaer era uoy fI REVO! I mean OVER! |
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Continuing with WWE's more Supernatural gimmicks, they decided to bring in the Invisible Man |
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Daivari: Shouldn't you have a sock on that hand? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/03.jpg"> Kurt: DAMN! Dave tapped THAT?! Nice! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/04.jpg"> Ref: Mein minion, take out zat gooze-ztepping impozter! Mark: Yes, my fuhrer! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/14.jpg"> Rey: Wow, Mark! Your pecs make for an AWESOME trampoline! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/08.jpg"> Rey: Thanks for the ride! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/17.jpg"> Booker: ... Five time... Hey, that ain't Hassan's music... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/22.jpg"> Orton and OJ: RHYNO! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/23.jpg"> Booker: If Hunter can have a slegdehammer, why can't I have my crutch? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/24.jpg"> Benoit: TITTIE TWISTER! Booker: Tell me he didn't just do that! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/41.jpg"> Jillian: John, please quit looking at my ass... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/38.jpg"> GILLBERG!!! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/29.jpg"> Ref: Uh, Fit, you really should wait until we're done taping to start tearing down the ring. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1782498/32.jpg"> Tazz: Wow, Mr. Kennedy, that was some great weed! I think I hear Bill Alphonzo calling me. |
Due to time constraints, I haven't read any of the others, and I won't be able to provide my usual list of faves. Sorry, Pat.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/01.jpg KURT: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... don't speak. Just rub that schlong down my thigh... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/06.jpg Iranian boots were always the hardest to steal. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/05.jpg Oh yeah, the Axe Effect was working quite well for Kurt. :cool: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/03.jpg Thank you for the view, oh god of wrestling. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/02.jpg Unfortunately for Kurt, he'd accidentally put on Axe for Apes as well. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/04.jpg Mark Henry's real life game of Tetris took a devastating turn when he tried to fit the 'L' piece into the straight four block 'Kurt' piece. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/07.jpg "The winner and NEW ugliest ape in the world!!!!!!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/14.jpg As much as he tried, Rey could never get the Mark Henry ATV to work right. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/08.jpg Mark Henry tried to save Rey from yet another Lashley Snare Trap, but to little avail. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/09.jpg Yet another example of cleaning the glass ceiling with Cruisers. Moving on... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/11.jpg Leave it to Henry to botch selling the right part of the body. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/13.jpg HENRY: Ow! What gives?! REY: Sorry, Teddy Long's orders. 'Kick that man in the ass.' http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/12.jpg The day at the zoo ended violently when Rey learned the hard way why you don't climb into the animal cage to feed the apes. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/10.jpg Rey puts new meaning to "Guillotine Leg Drop." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/16.jpg Seconds later, the lava engulfed Booker T and his wife, setting the stage for his new reincarnation: Darth Booker. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/17.jpg It wasn't just that Booker had left the oven on. It was that Booker had left the oven on and now it was charging at him angrily down the arena ramp. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/22.jpg Not even Orlando Jordan's new Bisexual Vampire gimmick could save his career. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/20.jpg OJ: "LASHLEY!!!!!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/21.jpg The best part for Orton was that he could defecate on Jordan and no one would ever notice! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/19.jpg ORTON: 'Time to hit the dropki--OOH! A penny!' http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/23.jpg Booker T tried his best to stop God from interfering, but his aluminum crutch was little match for the holy energy of the Lord. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/25.jpg Benoit: He'll chop your granny bra right off your chest. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/24.jpg Tragedy struck when Benoit accidentally pulled a "Kano Wins... Fatality" on Orton. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/39.jpg Sexiest. Salonpas saleswoman. Ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/38.jpg Here as we look into the southern sky, we can see the famous Dark Hoss Nebula, famed for its beauty and amazing resemblance to a generic huge professional wrestler. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/44.jpg It required wasting a smokescreen, but Lashley got JBL to walk right into his trap. :lol: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/42.jpg NICK PATRICK: Oh.... my.... gawd.....! There must be a million pebbles on that beach! (rep for the reference... hint: it's not a movie) http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/43.jpg Rafiki was back! And man had he bulked up! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/28.jpg Finlay's reputation wasn't helped when he stopped in the middle of the match to engage in a 69. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/31.jpg Why you should never challenge an Irishman to a drunk wrestling contest. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/27.jpg It wasn't long before Finlay experienced the first rib veterans did to newcomers: dropping random midcarders onto them. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/29.jpg It was most kind for Finlay to tuck Matt Hardy to bed that night. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/26.jpg No caption, but if he wanted to look hardass, couldn't he have at least used a chair? Or a rock? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/36.jpg Afterwards, the WWE fashion consultant was shot for failure to do his job. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/37.jpg "What do you mean we've been enlisted to become the Undertaker's Druids?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/32.jpg A little known fact: whistle-blowing was a subtle way of practicing for Vince in order to keep your job. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/33.jpg KENDRICK: More! Goldberg clones! We must! Stop them!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1782498/34.jpg The Gymini were hardly impressed by London's mid-air syncronized swimming routine, and quickly pulled him back down. |
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