I dunno about this new Tim white Vid.
 

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/timwhite/videos/

:-\

Its called "cut loose"

OMFG!! It's just amazing all they are coming up with. It's funny and messed up at the same time.

LOL

That's not how you cut, you faggot!

You know, why doesn't he just do it at home? Why does he always try it while on camera?

ATTENTION WHORE!

What

The

Fuck

I love the fact he took a cut at Josh, tho.

"Oh Mr. White, tell me you just have to shave..."

Why do I have a feeling that sooner than later he's going to try to jump off the tron?

Where, of course, he'll land on a conviently placed pickup truck of pillows.

:lol: ya and the goofy sound effects. I have a feeling the WWE will get some backlash for this though.

And I also love the spurting blood that would seem gratuitous in a Tarantino flick.

And I love that the first segment is labeled Tim White "Shoot" Interview.

or Knowing WWE.....

"Josh Mattews: I'm here again with Tim White on WWEs jumbo jet and it really seems he's gotten better......Tim what are you doing?

*Tim white stands up and goes to the cock pit*

Josh: Tim white thats not wise. Tim! TIM!!!!

*Cut to a plane on string falling in to the ocean.*

actually, knowing WWE...

*cuts to shots of 9/11*

:lol: thats so wrong. What if they did that?

ROFLMAO!!!

The gushing blood and gushing sound made that segment. :rofl:

(The next week...)

Josh: ...Thankfully the jet landed on a barge and everyone got out safe.

there. that's more like the WWE

ROFL

The sound effects are brilliant.

and landing on an island where we find our heroes not only alive but oddly unharmed! They then get attacked by boars & polar bears, find strange french women and a metal hatch in the middle of the jungle! Eventually they build a raft to go find help but once again are attacked! Having found a new lease of life Timmy then falls down the hatch and dies!

lol, this shit is rofl

Way to spoil 24 for everyone...
Disclaimer: Yes, retards, I know it's "Lost," not "24."
:shifty:

if they went that rout they'd tie in a return of Hassan somehow... this is the WWE, if they're going to do it, they'll do it right.

LMAO

*lamo* So how is Tim gonna try to kill himself next time? Head in the oven with the gas on? Dresses up as a klansman and walks into a black panther meeting? Goes to Canada and screams "BRET SCREWED BRET!"

You forgot the Hogan bit.

The first word that came into my head was "Mutton."

...only realise its an electric oven!

I sense a plastic bag next.

"Oh, Mr. White, I sure hope you have groceries. Mr. White, please, don't! STOP!" White flops around comically as the segment ends.

You know, something like that. Or maybe the 9/11 one since we are already advocating suicide so let's continue the fucked-up trend.

U suspect, in frustration, he will run with scissors.

I suspect...

Josh: We're here with Tim White, who has been fighting a bout of depression over the last few months. We're here in the production truck to pla-

*Tim pulls out a video tape labled "CZW"*

Josh: Mr. White, what are you doing? I hope you're taping something off the TV. Please, Tim, don't, it's not worth it!

*Tim puts it in the VCR laughing manically*

Josh: MISTER WHITE NO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T WATCH THAT! TIM! DON-

*Tim pushes Josh out of the truck and commical sounds of implossion is heard, followed by the truck exploding.*

*Josh stands there with his mouth hanging open.*

Josh: What a way to go...........

Josh: I'm here with Tim white who has had a rough 2006. He- Tim Whats that strapped to your chest?

Tim: Derka Derka Muhammad Jihad!

*A few "Arabs in ski masks" walk out*

Josh: please tell me this is a halloween party. TIM WHITE NO!

*EXPLOSION*

You forgot the part where it was returned to Blockbuster and Nick Mondo screamed at Josh for returning it unrewound.

NExt week...

Mathews: We're here with Referee Tim White, who was miraculously unscathed byfaulty dynamite. Mr. White, what can I do to stop you from...

(Tim White brings Brock Lesnar onscreen, tells him he reads internet news sites)

Mathews: Mr. White! No!

We're gonna need another Timmy!

Josh: Mr. white please don't challenge Mark henry to a match, he's still green.

Finally, it starts to catchon!

Josh: We're here with Tim White, who has been fighting a bout of depression as of late. Today his therapy is playing chess with someone, and that someone is Lita.

*Tim looks at the camera smiling and then unzips his pants...*

Josh: Mr. White what are you doing? Do you have to use the bathroom?

*Tim pushes the camera over and "BOW CHICKA BOW WOW" porn music plays as thrashing, Tim screaming, and the sound of millions of bugs walking around are heard.*

(The next week)

Josh: Last week Tim tried to kill himself by contracting an STD from Lita. Luckily Lita botched her tampon and put a toilet plunger in there instead.