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RAW Captions [1-30-2006]
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The COTM poll will go up in a couple of days. Want to give people at least two days with yesterday's RAW pictures before I start the poll.
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Big Show: (Thinking) It's just a Full Nelson.... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/14.jpg Shawn: OWWWW! OWWW! Vince: I see the problem, Shawn. You got your head up your ass. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/25.jpg In a cruel joke, Ric Flair told Edge that there was a hockey puck in Cena's pants. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/28.jpg Cena: YO GOD, LOOK WHAT I WON BACK! Just then, the bright lights of Wrestlemania goes dim. Cena: :'( http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/17.jpg Carlito see's Trish without her makeup. |
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"I may be bald, but at least fans don't laugh at my pimply white ass..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/10.jpg Shawn: You're a ho... Vince: Jesus Christ, Shawn, your religion is killing the caption! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/44.jpg Shawn's pappy was even worse than Shelton's Mama. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/08.jpg Satan: You will now eat Shawn's Heart Vince: Yes, master. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/12.jpg In hyping the Royal Rumble, they used a Roman theme. For Wrestlemania, WWE goes Macbeth! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/11.jpg Shane: Uhoh...I think Vince: We broke our last main eventer. Shane: Six more months of Cena? Vince: Got any better ideas? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/14.jpg "Hey, when you hit someone in the head, they do act like Eugene!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/07.jpg Vince: This is the shit we put on the air? Shane: Just smile and pretend you like it. We don't want the fans thinking even we don't like Cena. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/06.jpg The cure for Snitsky's Acne left him with a chronic wasting disease. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/05.jpg RVD's form was perfect until he hit his head on the glass ceiling. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/04.jpg "Give me a W!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/03.jpg "BAM! BAM! BAMBAM!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/37.jpg Triple H looked haggard, but he was merely preparing for his role in "Brokeback Mountain-The Musical." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/01.jpg Chavo: Soylient Green is people! Triple H: Spoilers, dick! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/38.jpg Chavo demonstrates tactile telekinesis. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/36.jpg ...However, his Kryptonite was soon discovered: Stephanie's vaginal fluids. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/02.jpg "Hurry up and kiss him, ref, he's starting to get free!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/17.jpg "My sacrifiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice..." "Creed? Das not cool!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/18.jpg Big Show: Wow, I must've hit you hard! Carlito: Nah. My hair's naturally like that. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/40.jpg Attempting to cure himself of his super-powers, Kane instead augments them, becoming more like the spider that bit him. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/41.jpg "You're sure this is going to cure my stretchmarks?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/42.jpg Kane and Big Show tell Chris there's no Santa. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/39.jpg Vince tests out his new "Electric" title belts. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/19.jpg "Okay, you can hold him on the ropes. Just...Don't...Touch me..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/20.jpg Mama Benjamin: I had a dream my acting career resulted in a bad gimmick on a live cable "sporting" event... Goldust: Tell me about it. Mama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/29.jpg Mama: How did you talk me into this? Goldust: Don't talk while he's shooting! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/33.jpg Two of these belloons are not like the others... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/35.jpg Randy Orton comes out without his makeup on. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/34.jpg Micke was all for boosting ratings with "Live Sex 2," Until Viscera's music hit. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/32.jpg "I don't think the strap-on's supposed to go there, King." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/31.jpg ..."King? Why is my monitor all sticky?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/25.jpg And they say wrestling is gay... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/26.jpg Cena: *Sniff sniff* You've been with Lita again? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/24.jpg "Who'd think I'd be the one carrying someone in the main even scene, huh Edge?" "Shut up and get this over with." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/23.jpg WWE's first boy band couldn't get the steps right. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/22.jpg New from WWE.com: The Life-sized Edge doll! Complete with Edge's personality! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/21.jpg Ref: Who's the President? Edge: John Cena. Ref: Concussion! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/45.jpg "What do you mean, 15 minutes?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/30.jpg Warning: The WWE is not liable for any diseases contracted from looking at this picture. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/28.jpg John Cena never backs down from a fight. Here, he accepts Wrestlemania's challenge, and puts his title on the line, for the first time defending it against an entire PPV. |
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Vince: He's not The Hulk! I'M The Hulk! Grrrrraaaaaaooooooorr!! Shawn: :| Vince: Change, dammit, change! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/14.jpg Vince: Is that the Boogeyman in there? Boogeyman: I'M THE BOOGEYMAN AND I'M COMING TO GETCHA! Vince: :wtf: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/19.jpg Goldust: Mmmmmmmmm.... I still remember. Shelton: Whachu talkin' bout? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/29.jpg One Night in Goldust is in the process of filming. Quiet on the set. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/35.jpg Spirit Squad?! More like.... SEIZURE Squad! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/25.jpg Edge realized the red power pellets went right through him.... and that the red Pac-Men on the bottom of Cena's shoes looked hungry. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/23.jpg STEEEEEEEEVIEEEEEEE!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/21.jpg Edge: I can't believe I ate the whole thing. |
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HBK: Haha, you blinked! I win. Vince (Thinking): Not on my watch. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/08.jpg Vince: SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT! I left the washing machine on! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/36.jpg J.R: BAH GAWD! STUNNER ON GANGREL!!!!!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/17.jpg Das snot cool. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/20.jpg Mama: *Siren Noise* Goldust: I didn't touch it, I swear. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/34.jpg lol http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/25.jpg Cena's Shoes: WAKA! WAKA! WAKA! Edge: 'the hell? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/23.jpg Everyone was enjoying Cena's Eugene impression, but sadly it wasn't an impression. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/28.jpg A tear comes from the WrestleMania 22 Logo as it sees Cena will be Main Eventing it. |
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HBK: YOU'VE GOT A BOOGER! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/44.jpg The Mad Humper has taken the initiative to get himself into the main event while HBK watches. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/08.jpg Vince: ShhhhhhhhIT! FCC: *GASP* Vince: What? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/13.jpg Vince: Uh, Shane... What's in your hair? Shane: What do you think? :naughty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/07.jpg Vince: And, uh, is that pink lipstick. Shane: Of course not... Vince: *Phew* Shane: It's coral. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/17.jpg Carlito: I smell something burning....... OH SHIT! I LEFT THE STOVE ON! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/41.jpg Masters: 'Cmon! Show: NO! I WILL NOT LET YOU STICK YOUR FINGERS IN MY EAR! Masters: BUT I WANNA MAKE CANDLES! Show; NO! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/28.jpg Cena: NO! Sign: ........ Cena: NO! THIS IS MY BELT! AND I'M GETTING PLEANTY OF POPS! Sign: ......... Cena: SHUT UP! I DO NOT LOOK FAT! Sign: ...... Cena: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! Hunter: :rofl: Hey Jericho, thanks for the idea. |
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Giant Gonzalez's return was met with extreme apathy. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/13.jpg Vince and Shawn finally see the sailboat in the Magic Eye picture. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/05.jpg Thinking it may get him a push, RVD decides to hump the glass ceiling. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/03.jpg With Triple H safely caught in a snare trap, Chavo decides to honor Eddie by stealing Hunter's watch. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/18.jpg Hey, don't think less of Carlito. You'd start to cry to if your head was that close to show's crotch. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/29.jpg Goldust-Why don't you WIPE MY BUTTON!!! One finger, circular motion...and don't you look at me. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/34.jpg Vince-Guess what Mickie! Jackie Gayda's returning next week and YOU get the first match! |
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"You shur do got ah purrty muff." <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/10.jpg"> Vince was quite impressed by HBK's Hogan impression. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/44.jpg"> Vince: "And after he told me to turn my head and cough, he reached his hand down like this..." <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/08.jpg"> Vince was hearing voices in his head. Right there. Well, a little more to the left, but in that general area. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/12.jpg"> Worst. Proposal. Ever. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/11.jpg"> Vince: "That's not cool. Shane, flip him over, that's how Hendrix died..." <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/14.jpg"> Michaels' beached whale impression, however, was a hit with two McMahons. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/13.jpg"> Vince: "OH! The apple! I get it now!" Shane: "But I still don't get the part about the kangaroo..." <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/07.jpg"> Shane was mighty happy about building neon USB ports into his father's brain, which would eventually be implanted into a Vince McMahon cyborg. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/06.jpg"> RVD tossing is not codoned in forty-three states. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/05.jpg"> Invisible jet-pack, away! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/04.jpg"> A candid shot of RVD's first reaction to smoking pot. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/03.jpg"> After its first test run, the "My Size Triple H Yo-Yo" was pulled from the shelves. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/37.jpg"> Likewise, the "My Size Chavo Guerrero Electric Guitar" was recalled, but with a body count sadly. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/01.jpg"> The human body was NOT meant to have a hand be put there, nor to come out of there. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/38.jpg"> But before Triple H could destroy the ref with his interdimensional sledge hammer, a young flying Mexican came and saved the day by stealing the hammer. Who was that loco chico? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/36.jpg"> Oh, the flying Mexican wasn't done. He took out the source of Triple H's vile powers, and finally laid the villain to rest. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/02.jpg"> Or was it the other way around... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/17.jpg"> Carlito: A man for the ages. This message was paid for by supporters of the Carlito for God campaign. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/18.jpg"> We all know what you're thinking, and no- Carlito could NOT hear the buffalo coming by putting his ear to the Big Show. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/40.jpg"> Big Show was not thrilled by the ref's going out of his way to say "Fuck you" in a physical manner. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/41.jpg"> Try as he may, Chris just couldn't stop the Big Show's over-emotional wailing on the ref. His funeral is this Friday, by the way. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/42.jpg"> Worst. Prostate Check. Ever. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/39.jpg"> Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/19.jpg"> "WHOA, that DOESN'T GO THERE!" <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/20.jpg"> Aretha Franklin has really been letting herself go... And I'm not going to even START on Dee Synder standing to her right. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/29.jpg"> This really just speaks for itself folks. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/33.jpg"> God botches Armageddon again. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/35.jpg"> You can tell when you've watched too much anime. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/34.jpg"> Teletubies got cancelled? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/32.jpg"> Trish: "Shit, hot lesbian action" <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/31.jpg"> The Danza Slap claims another victim. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/25.jpg"> Cena's headbut nailed its mark and Edge's balls. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/26.jpg"> Invisible Jet Pack Spear. Ohhhhh yeah. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/24.jpg"> Cena-back rides. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/23.jpg"> Probably the worst episode of "Solid Gold" I have ever seen. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/22.jpg"> "No, he LOVES ME!" <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/21.jpg"> Edge: "Is that fucking Rhyno selling cotton candy?" <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/45.jpg"> I guess he forgot to turn his stove off too. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/30.jpg"> "Whore". A new fragerance, by Calvin Kline. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/28.jpg"> It was finally upon us. Cena told WrestleMania 22 that if it "Wanted some" it should come and "Get some". And the getting was about to commence. |
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"my teacher says everytime an overrated midcarder gets buried by Trips, an angel gets it's wings" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/10.jpg Your teacher is a god-damned moron. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/17.jpg You did NOT just call me a moron! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/44.jpg OOOHOOO He gonna getcha now boyeeeeee. |
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Vince: And I'm thinning out here aswell, see? Shawn: OH...MY...GOD. I have the exact same problem. Vince: How do you cope with that? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/04.jpg Triple H starts practising his telepathy to hold another mid carder down. RVD: Wierd...I've got the strange urge to strangle myself. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/25.jpg Edge: What have I done...I've killed him. But if he's dead, why am I getting buried? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/18.jpg After a mishap with his zipper, Big show's pubic hairs make a run for it and end up on Carlito's head. |
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SHAWN: Hey Vince....yourshowsucks, heh heh heh. VINCE: What?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/10.jpg Now was not the time for Shawn to do the pull my finger routine. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/44.jpg No, it's not what you're thinking. Vince is describing how big STEPHANIE'S grapefruits were. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/08.jpg Just when Vince was going to plead his case to Shawn about Peter Gabrial, Jeff Jarrett communicated telepathically to Vince, telling him to "fear him". http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/12.jpg As Vince pleads for Shawn to suck his dick, Shane was there to make sure that it did happen. They needed another Live Sex Celebration to boost ratings, anyway. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/07.jpg Incest in all its glory. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/05.jpg RVD freezes in mid air so someone can do a caption for this photo that DOESN'T involve a glass ceiling...OH SHIT!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/04.jpg RVD: Hey Ref, next time, try taking a SHOWER! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/17.jpg CARLITO: God, tell me, why did I have to sign my WWE Contract!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/18.jpg God delivering his answer. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/40.jpg REF: PUSH!!! SHOW: Kane, did you HAVE to give birth to a piece of shit NOW?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/41.jpg KANE: Yeah, NOW what? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/20.jpg The first ever surgury of making the chattering teeth toy into real teeth wasn't that successful. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/33.jpg Trish, you're the millionth contestant on Champions the WWE could not give a fuck about. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/34.jpg Mickie James was just told that this was the WWE, and not ROH! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/25.jpg EDGE: OK, he's in that spot...you want him to do WHAT to me? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/23.jpg Simulation of what happens in Edge's bedroom #200036. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/45.jpg EDGE: Oh my God, Matt Hardy's Ex was WHO, again? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/30.jpg Wow, Brock Lesner really let himself go for his comeback, did he? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/28.jpg WM22 SIGN: First Rey is going to lose his title shot, and now THIS?!! |
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HBK: You're a.... Vince: No Shawn dont please dont say it HBK: You're a MEANIE http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/08.jpg Vince finally loses his mind Vince: I've just been told that this weekend on Wrestling Challenge that The Honky Tonk Man will defend his Intercontinental Title against Frankie The Parrott with Cyndi Lauper as the Referee...You cant miss this people http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/05.jpg Nobody gets higher than Rob Van Dam Meanwhile at Snoop Doggs house Snoop: BULLSHIT http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/03.jpg Triple H: Lashley you son of a bitch Lashley: Oh shit my push is over now http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/17.jpg Dusty Rhodes had a bad hair day http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/41.jpg Masters: Wet Willy Wet Willy Show: Oh hell no http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/39.jpg Show&Kane: Thats what you get for breaking the Titan Tron http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/20.jpg Goldust distracts Momma while Richards sticks it in http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/34.jpg This was Mickies reaction when she learned that The West Wing was cancelled http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/25.jpg Edge: John is that John: Uh Huh Edge: So you're John: Happy to see you...Hell yeah bro Edge: LITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/30.jpg Lita: I've done some sick shit but thats even too far for me http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/23.jpg John Cena is The Ringer http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/21.jpg Edge finally realises the only reason he got the world title was because Vince feared Christian would be a World Champion before Edge |
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Vince: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUU! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/08.jpg"> Shawn is impressed by Vince's Brother Love impression. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/12.jpg"> His Undertaker impression is so good, it can keep you from realizing that a headless Giant wants to knock your head off with a chair. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/11.jpg"> Vince: Those are some cool shoes. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/13.jpg"> I've heard of seeing a vase, but this is the first time I have EVER seen a wine glass... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/06.jpg"> Rob: Backne... WHOA!!!! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/05.jpg"> Rob: Hey, can you help me? I am stuck. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/04.jpg"> When the ref made the signal, Trips unleashed the Force Choke of DOOM! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/37.jpg"> Hunter botches Spanking. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/38.jpg"> Chavo's Dhalsim attack misses the first time... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/36.jpg"> ... But not the second. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/02.jpg"> Hunter: The NEXT TIME that someone screams out "OVERKILL"... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/17.jpg"> Annie: The Sun will come out... TOMMORROW! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/18.jpg"> Big Show: I need a Brillo pad! Carlito: Dat's Not Cool <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/40.jpg"> Chris goes to great lengths to prevent Kane's Public Enemy Impression. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/41.jpg"> But Show wouldn't be Denied. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/42.jpg"> Chris needed some help to catch the high Marshmallow throw in his mouth. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/19.jpg"> Ref: Um... that's not what the Matrix Jack is used for... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/20.jpg"> Goldust: Should I stop her from sneezing? <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/29.jpg"> Mama: It's a living... <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/35.jpg"> Spirit Squad guy with air horn: Rat Shit, Bat Shit, Dirty ol Twat 69 Assholes, Tied up in a Knot. C'mon, Lizard Shit, FUCK!!!!!!!! Rest of Spirit Squad: :eek: :wtf: :rofl: <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/34.jpg"> Everytime someone cheers for Cena, God Kills a Kitten. Mickie just witnessed it. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/25.jpg"> Edge: Put em Up, Put em Up!!!! <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/24.jpg"> Cena: I got me a talented wrestler, HahaHA! TPWW: :rofl: Vastardikai: :-\ Edge: :rant: <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/23.jpg"> Edge was seriously injured when Cena forgot what he was doing mid-move and dropped him to do a Hogan impression. Hunter said it was Edge's fault for not being a good enough Heel and being inable to protect himself in the ring. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/21.jpg"> Edge: I'm only three and a half years old *runs his finger over his lips making a goofy sound.* <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/30.jpg"> Lita botches... bah it ain't even funny anymore. <img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/28.jpg"> Sometimes at night, when everyone leaves the arena, but before they take the ring down, Cena likes to hold his title high overhead. That way, he never has to hear the chorus of boos. |
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Go ahead, smell it. Can you guess where I've been sticking it? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/21.jpg Edge is still suffering from watching too much Hypno-Toad. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/19.jpg Shelton's Ear Vaginity was brutally taken by Goldust. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/34.jpg No matter how many times she see it, Mickie still can't understand what the fuck was going on with Cena's Rumble entrance. Eventually, her brain began to melt, causing great pain :( |
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Shawn: I bet you don't remember Triple H marrying Stephanie McMahon! I'll bet my career on that! Vince: Sure I do that happened a long time ago. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/09.jpg Shawn: Then how do you explain what happened just recently when you introduced Triple H to Stephanie McMahon? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/08.jpg Vince: SHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIT... You lucky bastard! |
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Raw's ratings were never more down on Monday. For some reason, alittle over 50% would change the channel after seeing a vase on their screen for 30 minutes. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/10.jpg Vince could not get over the worst rendition of "Stand back" he'd seen since.. well, when he did it himself. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/44.jpg. HBK: And God bless you, sir. Vince: WHAT THE HELL YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I FOLLOW OUR DARK LORD SATAN IN ALL OF HIS GLORY!! HAIL SATAN! HBK: Ok, enough about HHH... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/14.jpg Shane: I dunno, dad. He made to the W and the O part, the R and M was all he needed. Too bad about Shawn though.. Vince: You know what this means....? Promote Scotty 2 Hottie. Shane: ...You.. you serious? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/03.jpg BAWGAWD SHINING WIZARD BY HHH!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/02.jpg Ref: I must kill you, evil dark following spot! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/17.jpg Carlito: The end of the world... that's not c-- ** EXPLOSION!!! ** http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/20.jpg Goldie Hawn tells Martin Lawrence about his horrible future. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/33.jpg Geez, you forget your keys and they'll make a big deal about it... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/35.jpg EVERYBODY! BACKSTREET'S BACK, ALRIGHT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/34.jpg The face of someone looking at Naked Flair. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/31.jpg Ashley: Oh, that was nice, but you need to shave alittle.. you know. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/25.jpg Edge: I'm following the video, but I'm just not getting a castle out of this thing. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/24.jpg Cena: FEED ME MORE GAMMA RAYS OR I SHALL DESTROY YOUR PRECIOUS MAIN EVENTER! ...Wha, what do you mean keep him? I DON'T WANNNAAA!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/30.jpg ..Don't even try it, buddy. Tattoo: YES! DON'T MAKE FUN OF BOTCHFEST 2006 OR I'LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY SHOULDER-LIKE POWERS!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/17913141/28.jpg Cena: Belt... won't.. FIT! -- FIN. -- |
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RVD- Sun bed? I thought I was the only one who could fly. Ref- He go so high I wet my pants OR The ref is to serprised to call for a DQ as bandits fly out of the sun |
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