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What's the real story?
as i said in my last post - i havn't been watching wrestling that long - so i was wondering if anyone could tell me the story behind the whole hbk / brett / vince thing - obviously i have seen the footage where hbk wins and brett spits at vince - whats the story behind it (if there is one)?
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AUUUUGH![/Charlie Brown]
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You can find everything you want in the 6,587,457,893,573,537,543,389,574 threads about this in this forum.
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Here's the real story.
You have AIDS. Please use the rest of your life to read every thread about Bret Hart on this forum, and other forums. |
Burt Heart got teh screwed
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Here's an idea. Can somebody post the story on the top of the forum and stick it there, so every couple weeks when somebody comes on and asks what happened they could read that post?
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No, bad idea, I don't want that story looking at me every goddamn day.
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LEt me clear things up for you:
Vince Screwed Bret. Shawn Screwed Bret. Earl Screwed Bret. Bret Screwed Bret. Elmo Screwed Bret. It's like one of those porn movies where the chick takes on 97 guys...Except, you know, without the fake boobs and bad music. |
And without pussies...
Oh, and Ernie screwed Bert. |
Montreal screwed Bret
Canada screwed Bret North America screwed Bret Earth screwed Bret Milky Way (not the chocolate or it could be? use your imagination) screwed Bret The Universe screwed Bret. |
If Vince screwed Bret, and Bret screwed Bret, does that make Vince Bret? And if Bret screwed Bret and The Universe screwed Bret, does that make Bret the Universe?
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No.
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MY HEAD HURTS
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Bret fucked himself over. He's an arrogant douche, and he never cared about the WWF, the fans or the Championship.
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Quote:
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If you have Dish Network, go to channel 197. It's the documentary channel. They've been playing "Hitman Hart: Wrestling with Shadows" all week. I'm sure they'll play it again and it'll be much easier than explaining.
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On the upside, Elmo's heel turn caused PBS to beat TLC for 56 consecutive weeks, forever changing the balance of power....
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Elmo Versus The Count was MOTY
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It's a damn shame that when Elmo signs with TNA he's going to job to Jarrett.
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Naw,He is gonna job to CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING SABIN
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Actually I heard Big Bird's gonna jump ship with him and the two of them are gonna change the face of TNA forever.
Don't talk to Don West when he's drunk ok? |
im not feelin Sabins new look...
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