Ahmed Johnson giving new meaning to ebonics :rofl:
 

http://ahmedjohnson.ytmnd.com/

This is a YTMND site someone made with all of the Ahmed Johnshon cut scenes from WWF War Zone on PS1 in succession. I'm sorry, but I don't think this is fit for the games forum. This will show that Ahmed didn't have any CLUE as to what the fuck he was talking about, and no one else did, either.

The second quote has something about medication that he forgot to take or whatever (dunno WHY that would make me scared of him, or at least scared of him more than I was).

The THIRD is have NO clue as to what he's saying, but the beginning sounds something like this:

"Wawabasa! Top turnbuckle! Ohh, neva! Ooo squeaky clean, to get the squeeze on! You can jibba jabba now, but believe me, jibba jabba..."

What he says afterwards are things I can't in a MILLION YEARS figure out what the fuck he's saying, but I was ROLLING afterwards.

And with that, we shall wonder why he was given the chance to be on the mic during his "career".

:lol: at the angry negros yelling unintelligible gibberish

:rofl:

What the hell was that???

All I could make out was "I stole a pair of the Berserker's boots".

I remember those cutscences. The Mankind one was just as bad.

"CUZ I FERGOAT TO TAK MY MEDIKATION TIS MORNIN AND IM IN A REEL BAD MOOOD"

WTF is he saying??

Prussian Blue were shown on TV playing a game called "ethnic cleansing" in which they shot black guys who made ape noises.

This is slightly more racist (And harder to interpret)

;)

Once again, I've just died a little inside.

Wow - Ahmed forgot to take his medication? Maybe that feud started because his opponent stole his Prozac.

And :rofl: at the third one! The only thing I understood was "...YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO TAKE ON AHMED JOHNSON...". Is there an Ahmed-English translator available?